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Garfield on 1st April 1991
1st April 1991

Jon, if you can guess how many cookies are in this jar, you get the entire contents! You ate them all, did you? WE HAVE A WINNER!

Garfield on 2nd April 1991
2nd April 1991

WAH-HA! HA! HA! Boy, haircuts are deceiving.

Garfield on 3rd April 1991
3rd April 1991

Ball of yarn. Here, Jon. You know, I have a sweater this exact same color. Not anymore.

Garfield on 4th April 1991
4th April 1991

Perhaps I shouldn't steal Jon's food. Then again, he doesn't seem interested in getting it back...

Garfield on 5th April 1991
5th April 1991

If I want something exciting to happen, I can't just sit here. I have to MAKE it happen! I'm wearing knee pads on my elbows! You're a wild man, Jon Arbuckle!

Garfield on 6th April 1991
6th April 1991

Hey, Garfield. How's the weather down there? HA! HA! HA! HA! Drafty.

Garfield on 7th April 1991
7th April 1991

I'll fix this. Shnall I call a TV repairman? Thank you.

Garfield on 8th April 1991
8th April 1991

click This looks like an intelligent and informative program. CLICK Fortunately, there are other things on.

Garfield on 9th April 1991
9th April 1991

Quick! Turn to channel five! It's tie for "Gone Fishin' with Billy Bob Beauchamp"! What's the deal, Garfield? Here, read this! "This week Billy Bob removes a hook from his neck". They've been hyping it for weeks!

Garfield on 10th April 1991
10th April 1991

...and so we end another programming day. Until tomorrow, good night. Z TURN THE SET OFF!!!

Garfield on 11th April 1991
11th April 1991

Arf! What is it, boy? Arf! Arf! He says he's hungry. You say Timmy fell down the old mine shaft? Arf! He wants pizza.

Garfield on 12th April 1991
12th April 1991

Let's see...nine o'clock, channel six... Movie: "The Mummy's Curse". "Mummy rises only to be hit with five thousand years of back taxes".

Garfield on 13th April 1991
13th April 1991

This show is really dull. I don't know why you like it. Oh. Z

Garfield on 14th April 1991
14th April 1991

Bird Calls *TWEET* *TWEET* *TWEET* *TWEET* *TWEET TWEET* *TWEET TWEET* *TWEET TWEET* * TWEET TWEET -

Garfield on 15th April 1991
15th April 1991

Z Z Z

Garfield on 16th April 1991
16th April 1991

Uh...Garfield... Because nap attacks can strike anytime, anywhere, without warning, that's why.

Garfield on 17th April 1991
17th April 1991

Believe you me. There's nothing like a warm teddy bear on a stormy night. Just ask anyone.

Garfield on 18th April 1991
18th April 1991

Sigh. Teddy bears aren't very good huggers... But they're sure great HUGGEES!

Garfield on 19th April 1991
19th April 1991

What mice?

Garfield on 20th April 1991
20th April 1991

Garfield, has it ever occured to you that I may have better things to do than scratch you? YOU? HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! Just thought I'd ask. More to the left, please.

Garfield on 21st April 1991
21st April 1991

GARFIELD! Hark! The Caped Avenger's super hearing detects a voice in distress! BARK! SPLOT! chuckle chuckle BARK! SPLOT! Stop that, both of you! BARK! SPLOT!

Garfield on 22nd April 1991
22nd April 1991

Sniff-what's that smell? AH! FRESH AIR! It'll never catch on.

Garfield on 23rd April 1991
23rd April 1991

A few sit-ups a day, and I'll have a flat stomach. You should be doing the same, Garfield. I'm satisfied with a flat back.

Garfield on 24th April 1991
24th April 1991

Jon has taken up weight-lifting. He's been at it quite while now. I didn't know you could lift weights with your throat.

Garfield on 25th April 1991
25th April 1991

What is this, a laziness contest? I win. SLAP!

Garfield on 26th April 1991
26th April 1991

Z Z Z Z Z The world is my bed.

Garfield on 27th April 1991
27th April 1991

Boy...what a day. PLOP! I'm tired from all that staying awake.

Garfield on 28th April 1991
28th April 1991

Good heavens! PICK I think it's time you mowed tha lawn.

Garfield on 29th April 1991
29th April 1991

Z GO AHEAD! SLEEP YOUR LIFE AWAY! Alriiiiight.

Garfield on 30th April 1991
30th April 1991

Iiiiiiit's show time! tappity tappity tappity TRIP CRASH! Iiiiiiit's intermission! stumble stumble

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