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Garfield on 1st January 1990
1st January 1990

Here it is, new year's day. - Time to celebrate, Garfield style! - Z

Garfield on 2nd January 1990
2nd January 1990

DOOF! - Garfield, what made you do that?! - I think it was the earflaps.

Garfield on 3rd January 1990
3rd January 1990

Welcome to "Truth is Stranger Than Fiction Theater". - The following story you are about to see is absolutely true. - Except, of course, for the stuff we made up to make it more interesting. I love television.

Garfield on 4th January 1990
4th January 1990

What's new, Garfield? - Well, King Kong is on the roof batting down airplanes. The entire planet is being ravaged by brain-eating aliens... - But more important, my dish is empty.

Garfield on 5th January 1990
5th January 1990

Do you want the rest of that cereal? - Garfield, you've just had a dozen doughnuts, six pancakes, a pound of ham and a quart of milk. - So, what's your point?

Garfield on 6th January 1990
6th January 1990

Look, Jon! I cleaned my bowl! - I ate every bit of my dinner! Aren't you proud of me? - How about the fact thet I ate your dinner, too? Does that impress you?

Garfield on 7th January 1990
7th January 1990

Hey, guys, let's make snow angels. Nah, let's make Odie lick more bumpers. - - - - - - pat pat pat pat pat pat -

Garfield on 8th January 1990
8th January 1990

Time for bed! - CRACK! - It's diet time. Rats.

Garfield on 9th January 1990
9th January 1990

I have a new diet for you, Garfield. sniff sniff Smells great! - There you go. I can't wait! - Oh no! You can't eat it. Oh no! Not the AROMA diet?!

Garfield on 10th January 1990
10th January 1990

- - How goes the diet? Oh...you know.

Garfield on 11th January 1990
11th January 1990

For your diet, I expect you to drink 12 glasses of water a day. Got it. - GARFIELD! - What's that slice of pizza doing in your glass?! Pizza?! I thought that was a water spot!

Garfield on 12th January 1990
12th January 1990

Diets stink. - Here's your boiled cabbage, Garfield. - I rest my case.

Garfield on 13th January 1990
13th January 1990

Hey, c'mon, fella. I'm just a bathroom scale. - I don't do livestock. - EEERRRRRRGGGGG!

Garfield on 14th January 1990
14th January 1990

What happened?! Odie was just showing me his impression of a chihuahua. - - - - SHOOF - - - SHOOF - - SHOOF - ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT!! I'LL FIX YOUR BREAKFAST!!!

Garfield on 15th January 1990
15th January 1990

I've painted eyeballs on my eyelids... - "Why?" You ask? - And when I was three, I remember mom coming out to the chicken coop saying, "Jonny, Jonny, Jonny, where have..."

Garfield on 16th January 1990
16th January 1990

Boy, what a great nap! scratch scratch - STRETCH -

Garfield on 17th January 1990
17th January 1990

- - I have hair in my ears! I sensed an impending crisis.

Garfield on 18th January 1990
18th January 1990

Z - WHIRRRRRRRR - GARFIELD; HAVE YOU SEEN MY PENCIL SHARPENER?

Garfield on 19th January 1990
19th January 1990

Life sure was great on the farm, Garfield. Here we go. - Soft summer breezes, golden fields of wheat... - Then, came the locusts. Good, a happy ending.

Garfield on 20th January 1990
20th January 1990

Jon thinks he can trap me into going to the vet using a grilled cheese sandwich as bait. - What kind of gluttonous idiot does Jon take me for anyway? - What, no picle?

Garfield on 21st January 1990
21st January 1990

The brownie troop strikes again. - Z - - pant pant pant pant - I'm trying to take a nap. Odie. Now scram! pant pant pan - YAWN pant pant pant pant - SLOSH! - I don't know whether to scream or buy a boat.

Garfield on 22nd January 1990
22nd January 1990

tick tick tick tick tick tick tick That ticking is driving me crazy! - shake shake shake - tock tock tock tock tock tock

Garfield on 23rd January 1990
23rd January 1990

- Here, Jon! Have a bon. - Where did you get this?

Garfield on 24th January 1990
24th January 1990

Jon, I have good news and bad news. - The bad news is, that Odie got his face stuck in the vacuum cleaner. - The good news is, I think we solved our ant problem.

Garfield on 25th January 1990
25th January 1990

- HA! BEAT YOU TO IT! - Uh, Garfield. Would you mind taking your claws out of my hand? Give me a good reason.

Garfield on 26th January 1990
26th January 1990

Your dinner, sire. - He's finally learning his place! - I was being sarcastic. Don't ruin the moment for me, Jon.

Garfield on 27th January 1990
27th January 1990

- - Is this a new dish, Garfield? Nope, it's your old wading pool.

Garfield on 28th January 1990
28th January 1990

Never ask others to help you diet. - - grinka - ? - grinka grinka - grinka grinka grinka grinka grinka - Stupid recliner. - WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! WHAP!

Garfield on 29th January 1990
29th January 1990

Forget it, Garfield. C'mon, Jon! - Go on a diet! Please? - I refuse to describe your feet! Just tell me ig they're happy!

Garfield on 30th January 1990
30th January 1990

Packing on a little weight there, aren't you, Garfield? - Absolutely not! - And by the way, your TV tray's sitting on my stomach.

Garfield on 31st January 1990
31st January 1990

Ah, here it is. - They say wearing vertical stripes makes you look thinner. - Or, in my case, like a water melon.

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