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Garfield on 1st September 1989
1st September 1989

Do you know what I'm looking forward to after camping, boys? - A nice hot shower. - And from the smell of things, you guys could use one, too.

Garfield on 2nd September 1989
2nd September 1989

Camping was sure fun, wasn't it, boys? - Gee, I wish we could camp just one more night. That can be arranged... - CLICK Enjoy!

Garfield on 3rd September 1989
3rd September 1989

Ack! Cough, cough. Medic? They got Sam! Speak to us, Sam! - Wheeze...cough...come closer, boys. I gotta say one thing...cough... - What is it, Sam? - * Paaarrty! Let's have a party! ** Yee-ha! This stuff is worthless.

Garfield on 4th September 1989
4th September 1989

Okay, campers, it's time to exercise! Let's start with some leg lifts...ready, begin! - Annnd ONE and... - CLICK two.

Garfield on 5th September 1989
5th September 1989

ARRRRGH! - I'M BEING CHASED BY A SNAKE IN A FUR COAT. - Something wrong with your tail? Tail? I knew that.

Garfield on 6th September 1989
6th September 1989

I can't see! I can't see! - Garfield, your blanket is over your eyes. - I knew that. Sometimes I worry about that boy.

Garfield on 7th September 1989
7th September 1989

Jon put a bell around my neck. - He thinks it'll keep me from catching birds. - He's probably right.

Garfield on 8th September 1989
8th September 1989

Art is my life. - Voila! - I think I'll call it, "squirrel-tracks leading from empty lasagns pan".

Garfield on 9th September 1989
9th September 1989

It's five A.AM., Garfield. A great time to jog. - YAWN - Z I knew that nonsense wouldn't last long.

Garfield on 10th September 1989
10th September 1989

WHA...WHOA...-WHA?!...HEY! ...WAIT A MINUTE!! - YAAHH!!! OOF! THUD SOCK POUND POUND - YEOOOWCH! OW! OW! OW! GAAAAAAAG...YAAAAAHH!! POW! CHOKE BIFF BIFF BIFF - When leftovers get real old they can turn mean.

Garfield on 11th September 1989
11th September 1989

Sigh...monday. - It's dreary and pouring rain. - What could be worse? There's a motorcycle gang in the driveway.

Garfield on 12th September 1989
12th September 1989

Should I be mean or lazy today?... - Or, maybe a happy medium... - I'll just lie here and bite anyone who trips over me.

Garfield on 13th September 1989
13th September 1989

This day is the dullest... - Things can't get more boring than this... - Any more stamps around here? Bingo.

Garfield on 14th September 1989
14th September 1989

Hey, Garfield! It's hot and humid today! The conditions are perfect! Let's go! - I'm getting a front row seat. - Silence please, we're watching the linoleum curl.

Garfield on 15th September 1989
15th September 1989

Wanna spice up those dull meals? - Just dumb your food on the table... - and make it dance! WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! You need help, Garfield.

Garfield on 16th September 1989
16th September 1989

When people get bored they change things. - For instance, look at Jon here. - That'll tech him to take a nap.

Garfield on 17th September 1989
17th September 1989

Kids...please don't try this at home. - YAWN - I'm bored. I gotta find a purpose in life. - FOOF! - - - FOOF - Can I try that? Find your own feather.

Garfield on 18th September 1989
18th September 1989

I wonder what time it is? - Hmmmmm - Feels like breakfast time.

Garfield on 19th September 1989
19th September 1989

CLICK - WHOCK! - Stupid garage door opener.

Garfield on 20th September 1989
20th September 1989

Garfield, is this your box? Yeah. - It's full of mailmen's hats! I'm collecting them. - Where are the mailmen? THEY'VE ESCAPED!

Garfield on 21st September 1989
21st September 1989

And now a scientific experiment to see if dogs can land on their feet. - BLOONG -

Garfield on 22nd September 1989
22nd September 1989

I hate eating in bed. - There must be some deep psychological reason for that... - Or maybe it's because I'm lying on my fork.

Garfield on 23rd September 1989
23rd September 1989

Sometimes it's good to get up early and do chores. - AARRRGH! - Like moving the litter box to the side of Jon's bed.

Garfield on 24th September 1989
24th September 1989

My mind says "get up and get active," then my body begins to laugh. - Here, boy! - There's something very special about Odie... - CRASH! - That wasn't it. - - CRASH! - Now THAT was special.

Garfield on 25th September 1989
25th September 1989

My, my, what's gotten into you this morning? It's what's NOT gotten into me. I'm on a diet, you freak. - I thought fat people were supposed to be jolly. They're ecstatic they're not on diets. - Come on...cheer up. Oh, very well.

Garfield on 26th September 1989
26th September 1989

A carrot stick, all I get on my diet is this stupid carrot stick. - Jon says diets are supposedto be pleasurable... - Unless this thing starts tap dancing, I'm gonna be real disappointed.

Garfield on 27th September 1989
27th September 1989

Remember, when preparing chicken... - "Waste not, want not" - These beaks make lovely wind chimes. This show's great for the diet.

Garfield on 28th September 1989
28th September 1989

How does the diet go, Garfield? Uh, okay. - I'm really proud of you. Yeah, thanks. - Uh, what are you doing in there? Licking the oven grate.

Garfield on 29th September 1989
29th September 1989

Garfield, you've dome so well on your diet, I've decided to let you cheat a little. - Here's an extra carrot stick! - Now why nid you noo nat?

Garfield on 30th September 1989
30th September 1989

I'm hungry. I need an appetite suppressant. - - Jon's leftovers always so the trick.

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