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Garfield on 1st May 1989
1st May 1989

Here comes Arlene. She's crazy about me. I hate it when you grovel like that, Arlene!

Garfield on 2nd May 1989
2nd May 1989

Here comes Arlene. I think I'll suck in my stomach and throw out my chest. You got it backwards again, dummy.

Garfield on 3rd May 1989
3rd May 1989

Hey, Arlene, bay-bee...wanna sit on the fence and howl? Blow it out your fire hydrant, blimpo. GOOSH!

Garfield on 4th May 1989
4th May 1989

Come up on the fence with me, Arlene. How do I get up there? Take my hand, little lady. I said "take," not "pull"!

Garfield on 5th May 1989
5th May 1989

Arlene, your lips are as red as tomato sauce... Your skin is as pale as uncooked pasta... Your eyea! They're soft as mozzarella! Your hair!... Hey, Valentino! Is this a date or a feeding reanzy?

Garfield on 6th May 1989
6th May 1989

Do you have any pets, Jon? Yes. A cat and a dog. Really? What kind of cat? Oh, just an ordinary house cat. I just drowned the alarm clock. Okay, I lied.

Garfield on 7th May 1989
7th May 1989

Yawn wind wind wind wind wind wind wind wind wind wind wind wind wind wind wind wind wind wind * WIND WIND WIND WIN SPROIIING! Perfect.

Garfield on 8th May 1989
8th May 1989

Z RIIINNNG! SPLOT! RIIIINNNG! Hellooo monday.

Garfield on 9th May 1989
9th May 1989

Here I stand on the top of the world. Master of all I see. None dare challenge me, unless of course they be fools, or... -

Garfield on 10th May 1989
10th May 1989

Yes, Nermal, life is a complicated thing. You get out of it what you put into it. That was pretty intellectual. Any questions? Is it hard to talk with six chins? I hate you.

Garfield on 11th May 1989
11th May 1989

GIDDYAD, YOU FLEA-BITTEN PLUG! TO THE CORRAL, YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF HORSEFLESH! Stupid pet door.

Garfield on 12th May 1989
12th May 1989

This is my beddy-bye time checklist. Blanket?...Check. Food?...Check. Pooky?...Check. Alarm clock?... Check.

Garfield on 13th May 1989
13th May 1989

clomp! clomp! clomp! CLOMP! CLOMP! CLOMP! CLOMP! CLOMP!

Garfield on 14th May 1989
14th May 1989

You forgot to put creamed corn on the grocery list, Odiecus. Garfield's Cat Primer Why cats are lazy... Cat's point of view. Why cats need help. Cat's point of view. Why cats hate dogs. Cat's point of view. And why cats arevain... A cat's point of view.

Garfield on 15th May 1989
15th May 1989

You gotta go on a diet, Garfield. Even your face is getting fat. Whose face is fat?

Garfield on 16th May 1989
16th May 1989

Ah, that was a nice meal. CRUMBS! It's diet week. slup slup slup slup

Garfield on 17th May 1989
17th May 1989

I know it's natural to clean up your dish when you're on a diet... slurp slurp slurp But, if you're not careful, you'll lick a hole right through that bowl! Guess again, sucker.

Garfield on 18th May 1989
18th May 1989

GLUP GLUP Oh no! I've been on this diet too long! I'VE FORGOTTEN HOW TO SWALLOW!

Garfield on 19th May 1989
19th May 1989

Garfield on 20th May 1989
20th May 1989

zzzzzzz zzzzzz Nice try, flabbo

Garfield on 21st May 1989
21st May 1989

Z Wow! jelly beans! I love jelly beans! SLURP!

Garfield on 22nd May 1989
22nd May 1989

Try this new cat food, Garfield. No thanks. It has beef, liver, chicken... Not interested. Leg of a mailman. You wouldn't kid about that, would you?

Garfield on 23rd May 1989
23rd May 1989

I hate it when mud build up on my feet. knock knock knock YAAAH!

Garfield on 24th May 1989
24th May 1989

Up and at 'em, Garfield! There's a big, wide, wonderful world out there! True... But, there's a small, soft, warm bed in here.

Garfield on 25th May 1989
25th May 1989

tap tap -

Garfield on 26th May 1989
26th May 1989

Odie left his brain to science. And they made an early withdrawal.

Garfield on 27th May 1989
27th May 1989

Z Z

Garfield on 28th May 1989
28th May 1989

Garfield on 29th May 1989
29th May 1989

I'm exhausted! I guess I overdid it. That's the last time I take three naps in a row without a break.

Garfield on 30th May 1989
30th May 1989

Hello? Debbie, my sweet? YOU FAT GREEDY PIG! I OUGHTA SHAVE YOU AND PUT YOU OUT I THE COLD! CLICK Hello?

Garfield on 31st May 1989
31st May 1989

Do you think this tie is too wide, Garfield? Absolutely not. However, you do need to gain about 300 pounds.

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