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Garfield on 1st March 1989
1st March 1989

TAPPITY TAPPITY TAPPITY tappity tappity tappity - What do you get when you cross a dog with a nine-foot gorilla? - You get a gorilla that drinks out of any toilet he pleases!

Garfield on 2nd March 1989
2nd March 1989

Now to the enterteinment portion of our show. - An amazing feat of ventriloquism. - Featuring my overqualified assistant.

Garfield on 3rd March 1989
3rd March 1989

Say hi to the people, dummy. - Hit o the people, dummy. - You'll notice my lips never moved.

Garfield on 4th March 1989
4th March 1989

GLUG GLUG GLUG - * Ladeeee of Spain, I adore you. ** -

Garfield on 5th March 1989
5th March 1989

You can't buy friendship like this at just any store. - - BREAKFAST, GARFIELD! - squeaka squeaka squeaka - squeaka squeaka - squeaka! squeaka! squeaka! - CRASH! - Do be so kind as to level the table, would you please?

Garfield on 6th March 1989
6th March 1989

I feel down today, Garfield. - * Oh, 'dem blues, dey done got me down. Oh, yeah. ** - Sometimes I just gotta let it out. I was hoping we'd have to operate.

Garfield on 7th March 1989
7th March 1989

The floor is freezing! - Hey! Where's my other slipper?! - hop hop

Garfield on 8th March 1989
8th March 1989

Hey, Garfield, how about going for a ride? - Great! - I meant in the car. Piggiback pooper.

Garfield on 9th March 1989
9th March 1989

This tastes a bit odd, Irma. - Oops, wrong dish. - HERE, FIFO! I think I'll skip dessert.

Garfield on 10th March 1989
10th March 1989

I'm relly for my big date, Garfield. - What the... - THAT'S where I hid the banana cream pie!

Garfield on 11th March 1989
11th March 1989

- TWEET - I always wondered what "tweet" meant.

Garfield on 12th March 1989
12th March 1989

Jon, your date's here. - Garfield! Time for dinner! - Here you go, ol' bu- - -DEEEEEEEEE - WOOOOOOOAAAAHHH - HHEEEEIEYAAAHH - THUD - The service is average, the floor is okay, but the floor show is spectacular.

Garfield on 13th March 1989
13th March 1989

- poit - SNIP! AIEEEEE

Garfield on 14th March 1989
14th March 1989

- - WHAP!

Garfield on 15th March 1989
15th March 1989

So long, spider. - FLINK -

Garfield on 16th March 1989
16th March 1989

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Garfield on 17th March 1989
17th March 1989

- SQUISH

Garfield on 18th March 1989
18th March 1989

- WHAP! -

Garfield on 19th March 1989
19th March 1989

I've had it with computer dating services. - - toing toing toing - - - - CRASH! -

Garfield on 20th March 1989
20th March 1989

Sometimes I like to watch life's passing parade. - - And sometimes the parade likes to watch me.

Garfield on 21st March 1989
21st March 1989

Time to get up, Garfield Z - Yawm. - Z

Garfield on 22nd March 1989
22nd March 1989

- - Hey, wait a minute... -

Garfield on 23rd March 1989
23rd March 1989

GARFIELD! WHAT HAPPENEND! - I yawned and locked my jaw. - Is there anything I can do? Here, keep the flies away from my mouth.

Garfield on 24th March 1989
24th March 1989

Beautiful night, huh, Garfield? - My aunt Orpha used to take long walks at night, That's nice. - Till she got a bat in her hair. Can wee go in now?

Garfield on 25th March 1989
25th March 1989

Hey, mouse. KNOCK KNOCK - I don't mean to complain, but what are you trying to do? - Make me look bad?

Garfield on 26th March 1989
26th March 1989

Nermal, I want you to show some of my friends how cute you can be. - Hmmmm - - WHIPOW! - WHIPOK! - - Hey, Odie! - WHIP SLAP!

Garfield on 27th March 1989
27th March 1989

- GOOD MORNING, GARFIELD! - There goes the cruelest man alive.

Garfield on 28th March 1989
28th March 1989

- SHTOING! - Thank goodness I missed the apple.

Garfield on 29th March 1989
29th March 1989

Do you know what's really dangerous? It's those little toy balls with bells in them. - OH-NO! dingle * dingle - BOOMP!

Garfield on 30th March 1989
30th March 1989

As long as I'm down here, I might as well attempt to sit up. - - Ah, yes...the path of least resistance.

Garfield on 31st March 1989
31st March 1989

ODIE! - - GARFIELD! PUTH THOSE CYMBALS AWAY! I can't have any fun.

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