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Garfield on 1st June 1989
1st June 1989

I'm looking for just the right cologne. That, coupled with my personality, will render women helpless. Maybe you should try chloroform.

Garfield on 2nd June 1989
2nd June 1989

My date and I went hiking. We drank fresh water from a stream. I got a leech on my forehead. Lots of screaming, I hope.

Garfield on 3rd June 1989
3rd June 1989

Aren't you ever going to get up today, Garfield?! Jon, Jon, Jon... You don't understand. Sleeping is an art... So let's not be disturbing the creative process, hmmmm?

Garfield on 4th June 1989
4th June 1989

RING RING RING RING RING RING Where is that Jon, anyway? RING RING RING RIirnnnng... tie tie tie Who tied a knot in this phone cord, anyway? RING

Garfield on 5th June 1989
5th June 1989

There's one think I like about living here... SPLUT! The easy commute.

Garfield on 6th June 1989
6th June 1989


Garfield on 7th June 1989
7th June 1989

GARFIELD What's the idea of putting glop in my washing machine?! What's the idea of putting dirty launrdy in my instant pudding?!

Garfield on 8th June 1989
8th June 1989

BOING BOING BOING BOING I wonder where Garfield got the springs. Oh.

Garfield on 9th June 1989
9th June 1989

click click click click Rats! The channel won't turn. The TV's broken, Garfield. Here, read a book for a change. click click click Rats! The pages won't turn!

Garfield on 10th June 1989
10th June 1989

Z Breakfast, Garfield! THUD! Z Isn't that sad?

Garfield on 11th June 1989
11th June 1989

GASP! It's the Odie of the Opera! Hmmm One shower stall, one drain plug, and one ironing board. Water on. * COWABUNGA! Why can't you bat at a piece of string like other cats?!

Garfield on 12th June 1989
12th June 1989

Growing old is sad, Garfield. So many dreams never to be fulfilled... I may never play the bagpipes! Stop. You're ripping out my heart.

Garfield on 13th June 1989
13th June 1989

Listen to this, Garfield. As we grow older, our attention span gets shorter. Pretty interesting, huh? What?

Garfield on 14th June 1989
14th June 1989

Next week I'm going to turn eleven. I wonder if I'll be older and wiser. Probably just older.

Garfield on 15th June 1989
15th June 1989

Hey, Garfield! Where are you? Oh, just lying here in the corner, thinking about my birthday and counting my wrinkles. The only thing that can cheer me up is to have a really great birthday party...with all my best friends. And YOU'RE notinvited!

Garfield on 16th June 1989
16th June 1989

TLING * ** TLING TLING TLING TLING TLING TLING * TLING * Looking for your bithday gift in the closet? Oh, shut up.

Garfield on 17th June 1989
17th June 1989

Hey, Jon... I know I said I wanted a "big" birthday party... But, this is ridiculous.

Garfield on 18th June 1989
18th June 1989

Garfield on 19th June 1989
19th June 1989

Okay, I'll be the birthday cat, and you' be the cake: * Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to meee, happy birthday dear Garfield, happy birthday tooo meee! * FOOF! -

Garfield on 20th June 1989
20th June 1989

Do you know what lazy is? Lazy is taking a coffee break between naps.

Garfield on 21st June 1989
21st June 1989

There are two rules for assembling a model airplane... Never get glue on your hands. And, if you do... Never pick your nose. I have to go to the hospital now.

Garfield on 22nd June 1989
22nd June 1989

A spotlight hits center stage. Out steps the star! The crowd goes wild! Thank you! Thank you! Why am I doing this?

Garfield on 23rd June 1989
23rd June 1989

MY STEAK! GARFIELD; YOU'Re NOTHING BUT A THIEF! I resent that. I'm a thief AND a glutton.

Garfield on 24th June 1989
24th June 1989

Well, here it is saturday night, Garfield. I think I'll just curl up with a good book. And a box of (sob) tissues. I wish he'd get a date.

Garfield on 25th June 1989
25th June 1989

Well, this is another fin mess you've gotten me into. Yup, time for my 2:17 P.M. snack. munch munch UMMF ERRRGH UMFF UMFF UMFF munch munch munch HURP! HUMFFF ERRRGH UFF UFF Whew! -

Garfield on 26th June 1989
26th June 1989

Hey! Your cat just drank my coffee! You'll have to excuse him, sweets. He thinks he's human. You two have a lot in common, don't you? Ouch.

Garfield on 27th June 1989
27th June 1989

Doc, will you go out with me? Sure, let's go now. CLICK I didn't say I'd come BACK with him.

Garfield on 28th June 1989
28th June 1989

So just where are we going on this date, Jon? Skating, my sweet. SKATING?! Yes, but first I thought you might enjoy dining out. Gee, I'm glad I wore my pearls. I'll have 3 triple Binky Burgers with extra nose squeakers.

Garfield on 29th June 1989
29th June 1989

Liz is going to be so impressed, Garfield. Watch ol' Jon work his skating magic on her! My hero.

Garfield on 30th June 1989
30th June 1989

This was a good idea to go skating, wasn't it Liz? Been skating long, Jon? Why do you ask that?

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