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Garfield on 1st July 1989
1st July 1989

I can't believe it! I'm so embarrassed! I can't believe I blew a chance to give Liz a good-night kiss! I can't believe I kissed the doorbell! You're supposed to kiss her and close your eyes, not close your eyes and kiss her, you dip!

Garfield on 2nd July 1989
2nd July 1989

'Ah got a hole in mah sole, an' ah got dem kitty litter blues' tap tap tap SLURP! WHAP! -

Garfield on 3rd July 1989
3rd July 1989

Garfield on 4th July 1989
4th July 1989

poink I wonder if this nail is important. -

Garfield on 5th July 1989
5th July 1989

You weigh 12 pounds. You weigh no pounds. What do you weigh these days, Garfield. Oh, I'm averaging about 6 pounds.

Garfield on 6th July 1989
6th July 1989

BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! Ahem...bark, bark, bark. BARK! YIP! GRRR ROF! BARK! BARK! That was dog for "your mother has fleas".

Garfield on 7th July 1989
7th July 1989

Garfield on 8th July 1989
8th July 1989

Hey, Odie! Nah, nah, nah, nahhh. naaahhh * SLURP! Vet Next

Garfield on 9th July 1989
9th July 1989

Garfield on 10th July 1989
10th July 1989

Hey, Garfield! We're going to the farm today! Fine, I'll be outside... Letting the air out of your tires.

Garfield on 11th July 1989
11th July 1989

Doc Boy! How are you? Don't call me Doc Boy! Oh, sorry. Hmmm what else did I used to call you?... Oh, yeah! Iguana Gums! How are you? Call me Doc Boy.

Garfield on 12th July 1989
12th July 1989

Sure is peaceful here. Yup, always has been. Always will be. Nothing moves fast here. Nope. Oh, bys! Dinner! -

Garfield on 13th July 1989
13th July 1989

You boys leanin' on the fence? Yeah, dad. Mind if I join you? Not at all, dad. You boys gotta lose some weight. Okay, dad.

Garfield on 14th July 1989
14th July 1989

Garfield, this is a pig. Pigs are used for food. I know that. Your people root for truffles, don't they?

Garfield on 15th July 1989
15th July 1989

Look at those pigs, Garfield. All they ever do is eat and sleep. GET OUT OF THERE! "Oink," I say.

Garfield on 16th July 1989
16th July 1989

Garfield on 17th July 1989
17th July 1989

I did it! I got an entire loaf of bread in my mouth! Congratulations, Garfield.

Garfield on 18th July 1989
18th July 1989


Garfield on 19th July 1989
19th July 1989

Well, well, well. I see you're going bird-watching. You have your field guide, your binoculars and your frying pan. Have fun! Frying pan? I'll save you a drumstick.

Garfield on 20th July 1989
20th July 1989

Lunch, Garfield! Don'T touch him or you'll lose my page.

Garfield on 21st July 1989
21st July 1989

Z * How'd you like to be bitten by a doorstop, fella?

Garfield on 22nd July 1989
22nd July 1989

z z For those of you wondering, I'm only half asleep.

Garfield on 23rd July 1989
23rd July 1989

I'll gladly pay you tuesday for a cheeseburger today. beep beep boop beep Hello? AYIEEEE! Definitely worth the quarter.

Garfield on 24th July 1989
24th July 1989

Let's see what the forecast is today... "Saccharine with occasional coyness"? I wonder what that means?

Garfield on 25th July 1989
25th July 1989

Well, if this isn't Nermal, the world's cutest kitten. In Person. Tell me...how is it you've uh, you've... I've stayed the same while you've withered like a two-year-old cantaloupe? ARRRGH If you nail'em hard, there's plenty of time for agetaway.

Garfield on 26th July 1989
26th July 1989

Gee, I'd love to be in a cute cat calendar someday. That could be arranged. Really? -

Garfield on 27th July 1989
27th July 1989

How's it going? Haven't quite got the hang of it.

Garfield on 28th July 1989
28th July 1989

Worried about wrinkles, Garfield? Just remember, wrinkles only exist to show where the smiles have been. You life must be a laugh riot. Oh, shut up.

Garfield on 29th July 1989
29th July 1989

Z STOMP ZINNNG! He didn't even say "goodby".

Garfield on 30th July 1989
30th July 1989

Garfield, these rice cakes are nutritious and low in calories. Bingo! The two magic words that make me retch! ptoo Odieee. Oh, Odie! Odie! I'm stuck up this tree! Go get help! What a guy. What the...? A bowling ball? What good isthis? CRACK! I hate dogs.

Garfield on 31st July 1989
31st July 1989

I'm beginning to think there's a bigger world out there... A sixty-fourth of an inch last night, Garfield! Congratulations, Jon. Those toenails are really growing now.

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