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Garfield on 1st August 1989
1st August 1989

Garfield, I can't scratch you any longer. My hands are cramping up. Fine. POOK! -

Garfield on 2nd August 1989
2nd August 1989

I love gourmet cooking, Garfield. If it doesn't move, I'll eat it. cReativity is the key. If it moves a little, I'll eat it. I just can't get the meat loaf inside the Danish. Heck with it. If I can catch it, I'll eat it.

Garfield on 3rd August 1989
3rd August 1989

I enjoy sophisticated humor. Fetch, Odie! BONK! Like watching a dog run into a wall.

Garfield on 4th August 1989
4th August 1989

Garfield? Do you think I'm overweight? Don't be ridiculous. I needed that.

Garfield on 5th August 1989
5th August 1989

Good morning, fellow food freaks. Dining etiquette rule number one... Never stand in a warm pizza.

Garfield on 6th August 1989
6th August 1989

Garfield on 7th August 1989
7th August 1989

What the...? Penthouse.

Garfield on 8th August 1989
8th August 1989

It can't be time to clean uot the refrigerator again. The meat loaf has toadstools. These leftovers haven't been IN there that long. The baked beans need a trim. Thy couldn't POSSIBLY be that old. There' an arrowhead in the guacamole.

Garfield on 9th August 1989
9th August 1989

C'mon, Garfield, let's exercise to music. * I got rhythm, I got rhythm. * Come on, Garfield. * I got a hernia, I got a hernia. *

Garfield on 10th August 1989
10th August 1989

I droipped your bed and broke it, Garfield. I'll fix it tomorrow. I'll fix it today. Whenever.

Garfield on 11th August 1989
11th August 1989

Like my tie, Garfield? Well, I... You in the house...you are surrounded! Oh no! It's the geek police! Throw out the tie!

Garfield on 12th August 1989
12th August 1989

Ha-ha, Odie. I'm inside and you're outside, and you can't come in! SLURP! I THOUGHT this window seemed awfully clean.

Garfield on 13th August 1989
13th August 1989

To eat or not to eat, what a silly question. Certainly 'tis nobler to clean thine plate to maketh room for more. -

Garfield on 14th August 1989
14th August 1989

It's monday. What an ugly day. Hey, Garfield. We're going camping! Maybe if I die, I won't have to go.

Garfield on 15th August 1989
15th August 1989

Great day for a camping trip, right, boys? Yessiree, families should do stuff together. Good idea. Let's all get carsick.

Garfield on 16th August 1989
16th August 1989

Hmm...what's this little handle for? SCREEEEEEEEEE THONK Leave the parking brake alone, Garfield!

Garfield on 17th August 1989
17th August 1989

Looks like we can't stop for lunch, boys. I can't find a restaurant. HEY! I'm on the scent!

Garfield on 18th August 1989
18th August 1989

Isn't this fun, boys? You know, I have a feeling nothing's going to spoil this camping trip. BUMP! Congratulations, you just ran over a cow.

Garfield on 19th August 1989
19th August 1989

Let's get out, get some fresh air and stretch our legs, boys. Odiue likes it. Leave the keys so I can listen to the radio.

Garfield on 20th August 1989
20th August 1989

Garfield on 21st August 1989
21st August 1989

Well, here we are camping, boys. Isn't this perfect? I disagree. The tent is perfect, the view is perfect. Everything is perfect. It's not perfect yet. NOW it's perfect.

Garfield on 22nd August 1989
22nd August 1989

This rain will end someday, Garfield. WE just gotta have a sense of humor about this. I'll never be dry again. HEY! THERE'S A CARP IN MY KNAPSACK! Where's your sense of humor, Jon?

Garfield on 23rd August 1989
23rd August 1989

Uh, Garfield...we have some snacks in the car. What are you trying to tell me, Jon? Go get 'em for me, will you? Sure. No problem. -

Garfield on 24th August 1989
24th August 1989

The firewood's getting wet, Garfield. Go get it. No way. I SAID, GO GET IT! Okay! Okay! Your firewood, Bwana. Oops.

Garfield on 25th August 1989
25th August 1989

Go outside and see if it's still raining, Garfield. Yes, sahib. Good news! It's stopped raining! It's snowing.

Garfield on 26th August 1989
26th August 1989

Hey! It's stopped raining! Let's go hiking, boys! See what happens when you don't have sidewalks, Odie.

Garfield on 27th August 1989
27th August 1989

Garfield on 28th August 1989
28th August 1989

I can't beluieve it. Two weeks cooped up with Jon and Odie in the middle of nowhere. If I don't get to visit with some rel humanity soon, I'm going to go starkers! So...rock, read and good books lately?

Garfield on 29th August 1989
29th August 1989

Go outside and check for bears, Garfield. Sure, why not? No...there are no bears out here... Just pumas.

Garfield on 30th August 1989
30th August 1989

Here, Odie, have a toasted marhmallow. SLURP! I really do hate camping.

Garfield on 31st August 1989
31st August 1989

Okay, so it rained for two weeks. We still had fun, didn't we? GOOSH! Okay, so I forgot to roll the window up...

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