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Garfield on 1st September 1988
1st September 1988

Good morning, Garfield. 'morning, Jon. What's this meatball doing in your bed? I put one there every night. That's weird. He must not believe in the spaghetti fairy.

Garfield on 2nd September 1988
2nd September 1988

The trouble with you, Garfield, is you think you're human. You're right. I gotta do something about this inferiority complex.

Garfield on 3rd September 1988
3rd September 1988

Look! A mouse! Act like a cat, Garfield! Okay. Z

Garfield on 4th September 1988
4th September 1988

Garfield on 5th September 1988
5th September 1988

whirrrrrrrrr Garfield, where are you? By the electric pencil sharpener being bored. And just what are we doing? We are seeing which common household objects can hold a point.

Garfield on 6th September 1988
6th September 1988

We're bored. You said it. Hey, I have an idea! Well, we're not bored anymore. You're right. We're bored AND stupid looking.

Garfield on 7th September 1988
7th September 1988

Depressed, Garfield? Yo. Well, look on the bright side. Compared to absolute, hopeless despair, depressed is cheerful! I feel better already.

Garfield on 8th September 1988
8th September 1988

Garfield, you have to be the world's laziest cat! ALL RIGHT! This boy's priorities are badly misplaced.

Garfield on 9th September 1988
9th September 1988

Howdy, stranger. Garfield, I hate to tell you this... But, sleeping next to a picture of the Grand Canyon is not camping out. You're standing in my camp fire!

Garfield on 10th September 1988
10th September 1988

Ha-ha! The last doughnut and it's all mine! Why are you smiling, Garfield? I already licked the sugar off. Hey! This tastes like baby powder.

Garfield on 11th September 1988
11th September 1988

Garfield on 12th September 1988
12th September 1988

That's strange. I forgot why I came in here. Oh well. It will occure to me later. Hopefully before he gets to the grocery store.

Garfield on 13th September 1988
13th September 1988

Here's the news! ...uh! Gee, this is small print. Unfortunately, I can't see a thing without my glasses. SO here's a song! * Feeeliiiiings * You should see the weather tap-dance.

Garfield on 14th September 1988
14th September 1988

In case you're interested, watches don't float.

Garfield on 15th September 1988
15th September 1988

Hey, Garfield! Let's go to the beach! Not today. Where's your spirit of adventure? The spirit is willing but the flesh is fat.

Garfield on 16th September 1988
16th September 1988

There must be some way to escape this fat. Nah, it would just find my forwarding address.

Garfield on 17th September 1988
17th September 1988

Ready to order, hon? What?s your special today, Irma? "Chicken Surprise". Great. We'll take two. SURPRISE! SURPRISE! You distract her. I'll call the hospital. Got it.

Garfield on 18th September 1988
18th September 1988

Garfield on 19th September 1988
19th September 1988

Here's a famous phrase for you, Garfield. "Curiosity killed the cat". My uncle Bernie coined that one. Right afte rhe coined the phrase, "never listen for a train by putting your ear on a train track".

Garfield on 20th September 1988
20th September 1988

Winter of '83, summer of '79, spring of '86. I love these trips down memory lane... Checking the expiration dates in Jon't refrigerator.

Garfield on 21st September 1988
21st September 1988

Dressing properly is a art, Garfield. Rule number one, a tie is the extension of one's personality. Rule number two, never tuck your shirt into your underwear.

Garfield on 22nd September 1988
22nd September 1988

Have you noticed how Odie is always smiling, Garfield? His parents were hyenas. Why don't you ever smile? I have my reasons. If he thought he were pleasing me, he'd stop trying.

Garfield on 23rd September 1988
23rd September 1988

Maybe Garfield won't eat THIS fern. Do you know what this is? I sure do. It's the triumph of hope over experience.

Garfield on 24th September 1988
24th September 1988

Stay tuned. coming up next is some mindless drivel guaranteed to insult your intellect. Jon! Your show's on!

Garfield on 25th September 1988
25th September 1988

Definitely no more pizzas with anchovies and chocolate syrup before bedtime. CRASH! CRASH! I meant to do that.

Garfield on 26th September 1988
26th September 1988

He actually moved. One side was getting flat.

Garfield on 27th September 1988
27th September 1988

Jon! You're home! Good to see you! Where's the candy bar I had in my pocket?

Garfield on 28th September 1988
28th September 1988

GARFIELD! CUT THAT OUT! Cut what out? Bird Feeder

Garfield on 29th September 1988
29th September 1988

You might be interested to know while YOU were asleep, I caought a mouse. Good boy.

Garfield on 30th September 1988
30th September 1988

JON! JON! ODIE'S FOAMING AT THE MOUTH! MAD DOG! MAD DOG! By the way, you're out of shaving cream.

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