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Garfield on 1st October 1988
1st October 1988

I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I MUST KISS YOU! Kiss! Kiss! Smooch! Kiss! Kiss! Oh, baby, baby! Car commercial.

Garfield on 2nd October 1988
2nd October 1988

Garfield on 3rd October 1988
3rd October 1988

I just can't ge tmotivated today, Garfield. Don't fight it. There's so much work to do. Ignore it, it'll go away. I've been bitten by the lazy bug. I ate him.

Garfield on 4th October 1988
4th October 1988

Jon't driving me crazy. He's trying to grow a beard. Do I look distiguished yet? Welcome to the family.

Garfield on 5th October 1988
5th October 1988

Here's a new diet, Garfield. It's called the "Ramone Diet". If you overeat, this guy named "Ramone" comes by and fattens your lips. Crude, but effective.

Garfield on 6th October 1988
6th October 1988

You cats hardly have a care in the world, do you? Your biggest worry is probably about the pet door sticking and your getting caught outside. -

Garfield on 7th October 1988
7th October 1988

Hey, Garfield. Here comes the mailman. Looks like you won't be able to shred his pants today. He's wearing shorts. Then I'll just have to pluck a few leg hairs.

Garfield on 8th October 1988
8th October 1988

What's this? It's from the pudding-of-the-month club. I don't recall joining any club. Do you, Garfield? Dibs on the butterscotch!

Garfield on 9th October 1988
9th October 1988

This space for rent GARFIELD Jon has no sense of humor. unscrew unscrew unscrew SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE Good morning, Garfield. PLOP GOOSH! Garfield! One more trick and no more TV for a week! Uh, about your croissant.

Garfield on 10th October 1988
10th October 1988

Dieting is like show business. The weight always returns for an encore.

Garfield on 11th October 1988
11th October 1988

WHIP A little sensitive about our weight, are we? My weight, my business.

Garfield on 12th October 1988
12th October 1988

Cut that out, Garfield. If you don't stop staring at me, I'm leaving the room! THERE! HAPPY?! Quite.

Garfield on 13th October 1988
13th October 1988

Garfield, watching you eat takes me back to my farm days. snort gulp slurp We raised hogs. slurp gulp snort SQUEEE! SQUEEE! How would you like cat food shoved up your snout?

Garfield on 14th October 1988
14th October 1988

Go away, dog. You're washing the wax off my shoes. Don't you understand English? Is your dog one of them foreign breeds? No, he's one of them mindless breeds.

Garfield on 15th October 1988
15th October 1988

Wanna go jogging, Garfield? No thanks. A new report says that too much air can prematurely age your lungs. I'm going. Well, don't come crying to me with wrinkled lungs.

Garfield on 16th October 1988
16th October 1988

Garfield on 17th October 1988
17th October 1988

Time to get up, Garfield. Go away. Come on, Mr. Grumpy, rise and shine! Never touch "Mr. Grumpy" before noon.

Garfield on 18th October 1988
18th October 1988

Rats. I hate static electricity. So do I.

Garfield on 19th October 1988
19th October 1988

Garfield, this toy was designed by animal psychologists. TO appeal to a house pet's playful instincts. DOING DOING Enjoy.

Garfield on 20th October 1988
20th October 1988

Three sardine cans... Four cupcake wrappers. a pizza box... Why, Garfield? Because breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

Garfield on 21st October 1988
21st October 1988

And now, the late, late, late show presents... "Night of the Zombie Plumbers" in 3-D! I've been up too long.

Garfield on 22nd October 1988
22nd October 1988

Congratulations, Garfield! You've mastered the chopsticks! Now, dive in! GULP!

Garfield on 23rd October 1988
23rd October 1988

Nope...I've not seen him, marshal. ZIP! ZIP! Good morning, Garfield.

Garfield on 24th October 1988
24th October 1988

Paste SWIPE PUNT! Odie?

Garfield on 25th October 1988
25th October 1988

That's it! I'm fed up with Jon! I'm fed up with Odie! I can't think of a single thing I like about this house! The roof...I'm rather fond of the roof.

Garfield on 26th October 1988
26th October 1988


Garfield on 27th October 1988
27th October 1988

Time for bed, Garfield. Z I said, time for bed. Z When he sleeps, he sleeps. Z

Garfield on 28th October 1988
28th October 1988

Hello? Dr. Wilson? Yes, I'm afraid it's Garfield again. He chewed the knobs off the TV during a pizza commercial. I'm only human.

Garfield on 29th October 1988
29th October 1988

Tah-dah! What's with you? You'd think he'd be more impressed with someone who just ate the entire contents of a house. Hey! Where did the refrigerator go?

Garfield on 30th October 1988
30th October 1988

The big dripper. DINNERTIME! Hungry, Garfield? Is Odie stupid? Great! let's go to the refrigerator and find something to eat. Come on, Odie. Don't do it, Jon! I'd better go to the rescue. SLAM! Clean out the refrigerator, Jon!

Garfield on 31st October 1988
31st October 1988

Good evening, ladies and germs! tappity tappity SPLAT! BOP! WHAP! I see some of you stayed for the second show.

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