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Garfield on 1st November 1988
1st November 1988

I knew a dog who was so stupid, he chased bones and buried cars! - ROWF! BARK! MEOW! YIP GRRR ARF! - Dog Pound Who booked me into this joint anyway?

Garfield on 2nd November 1988
2nd November 1988

* MEROWW * TINK! - Hey! A caviar tin! - I'm attracting a higher class of hecklers!

Garfield on 3rd November 1988
3rd November 1988

You know, Garfield, we're not getting any younger. - Maybe we should start planning for our future. You're right. - Where are we going? TO make up a grocery list.

Garfield on 4th November 1988
4th November 1988

I like it when I'm home alone. - The entire house is MINE. - And this is MINE, and this is MINE, and this is MINE...

Garfield on 5th November 1988
5th November 1988

I didn't know you could touch your toes, Garfield. And you thought I was out of shape. - - Are you okay? Don't just stand there, All the paramedics!

Garfield on 6th November 1988
6th November 1988

funny, Garfield. - Just look at the mess you've made! - Now I'll have to get a broom out of the broom closet to clen this up. I wouldn't do that if I were you.

Garfield on 7th November 1988
7th November 1988

Any specials today, Irma? - I'll check. - Hey, Bubba! Anything in the trap this morning? Check please.

Garfield on 8th November 1988
8th November 1988

What's the soup of the day? Hoboy. - Well now, what day IS today? Tuesday. - Well then, that would make it TUESDAY'S soup, wouldn't it now? Makes sense to me.

Garfield on 9th November 1988
9th November 1988

Here's your burger. plop - Uh, don't I get a bun? - Oh! You want our DELUXE burger! Go for it, Jon! Get the super deluxe and get a plate, too.

Garfield on 10th November 1988
10th November 1988

GARFIELD! WAIT! - Most kinds of spiders are completely harmless. Jon...you're right. - Especially the dead kinds! WHAP!

Garfield on 11th November 1988
11th November 1988

Garfield, I don't feel like scratching your belly. - I have better things to do. - Like mending your shredded shirt?

Garfield on 12th November 1988
12th November 1988

- BOMP! - I love volleydog.

Garfield on 13th November 1988
13th November 1988

That's the last time I hide pet snacks on my person. - - Some pets are well behaved, and then there are my pets. I can't leave them alone for a second, watch this. - So long, boys! I'll only be gone for a second! - One. - I rest my case.

Garfield on 14th November 1988
14th November 1988

- - It's going to be one of those mondays.

Garfield on 15th November 1988
15th November 1988

pick pick pick pick - Do you know what you get when you pick the raisins off your toast? - Swiss toast!

Garfield on 16th November 1988
16th November 1988

brrrrrr . Is it me, or is the hous freezing this morning? - TINK TINK It ain't me.

Garfield on 17th November 1988
17th November 1988

And here's a photo of you with the pigs on my folk's farm last summer. - - You're the one with the stripes.

Garfield on 18th November 1988
18th November 1988

Boy, this exercising is tough. - It's giving me a headache. - Try loosening your sweatband.

Garfield on 19th November 1988
19th November 1988

I can't believe Judy asked us to leave her party. - By the way, what were you doing in the salad bowl? Bobbing for croutons. - Boy was she mad. You'd think she'd never had hair on her tomato wedges before.

Garfield on 20th November 1988
20th November 1988


Garfield on 21st November 1988
21st November 1988

What a great meal! - Isn't it a shame there's no unit of measure for how good food tastes? Ah, but there is... - It's called a calorie.

Garfield on 22nd November 1988
22nd November 1988

Do you think you'd ever like to have a statue erected in your memory, Garfield? - Yeah! - If they could make it so it could eat pigeons.

Garfield on 23rd November 1988
23rd November 1988

Wait'll you see what I bought, Garfield. - TAH-DAH! - It's amazing the things people would rather have than money.

Garfield on 24th November 1988
24th November 1988

I wonder what Garfield is doing with that salad dressing? - - KEEP AWAY FROM THE FERNS! Too late.

Garfield on 25th November 1988
25th November 1988

Tell me, Garfield. Would you say this milk shake is half full or half empty? - Completely empty! - Care to get philosophical about those french fries?

Garfield on 26th November 1988
26th November 1988

Dinner's on, Garfield. Oh, nothing for me, thanks. I'm not hungry. - - WHO ARE YOU, AND WHAT DID YOU DO WITH GARFIELD?! That was a joke.

Garfield on 27th November 1988
27th November 1988

WAH! - Hey, Odie! - Fetch, boy! - DONK PLOP - SHOOM! - Odie, you stupid idiot! That's a fire hydrant! Not a bone! - Oh well, maybe this will make a nice planter or something. squeak squeak - I don't even want to know.

Garfield on 28th November 1988
28th November 1988

- - My Captain Lamo laser poweres direction finder, decode ring! I hate cats.

Garfield on 29th November 1988
29th November 1988

And now! ...your favorite game show! - Bowling for cheese! Uh-oh! - The audience is small, but loyal.

Garfield on 30th November 1988
30th November 1988

Hey, look. The mailman's hand is stuck in the mailbox. - How tragic. - How sad.

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