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Garfield on 1st January 1988
1st January 1988

Z - Oh, no! What happened to my toes?! -

Garfield on 2nd January 1988
2nd January 1988

In the natural order of things, cats aren't fat, Garfield. - PURRR Oh, very well. - In the natural order of things, humans ARE gullible, though.

Garfield on 3rd January 1988
3rd January 1988

Pretty impressive, eh, Arlene. Yes, impressive that those legs can move my body. - - Unngh! - GUH! - AAAAAK! - HIYAAAHGHA! - One!

Garfield on 4th January 1988
4th January 1988

Some egg foo young, Garfield? Sure. - Hoe about some moo goo gai pan. Do you know what I like about chinese food? - It's as much fun to say as it is to eat!

Garfield on 5th January 1988
5th January 1988

Still haven't mastered those chopsticks, huh, Garfield? - Mastered? ...no. - Perfected? ...yes.

Garfield on 6th January 1988
6th January 1988

I knew you'd like chinese food, Garfield, but Im surprised you ate the octopus. Octopus? - ACK! COUGH HACK BLECK! - Actually it wasn't half bad.

Garfield on 7th January 1988
7th January 1988

Gimme that fortune cookie. - Beware of the SPLUT! - SPLUT!

Garfield on 8th January 1988
8th January 1988

Impressions! - A clock! - CUCKOO CUCKOO Tah-dah! Aren't they cute?

Garfield on 9th January 1988
9th January 1988

psssssh - This stuff is guaranteed to keep pets off the furniture. It's so easy it's almost unfair.

Garfield on 10th January 1988
10th January 1988

Hadn't Changed... How about a date, doc? No way! - And Some Things Had REALLY Changed! Set the table, mom! Here's a juicy one! - POOF! That's it! No more pizza after midnight.

Garfield on 11th January 1988
11th January 1988

I hate mondays. I need something to cheer me up. - PUNT! - Even gravity has it in for me today!

Garfield on 12th January 1988
12th January 1988

Garfield! What are you doing? Uh...push-ups? - The vet put you on a diet. I want a second opinion. - How about a nice leaf of lettuce? PLease! If I laugh I might snort an anchovy!

Garfield on 13th January 1988
13th January 1988

I'm so hungry from my diet I couldn't sleep last night. - Thereby depriving me of food AND sleep, two of three things I live for. - If the third weren't self-pity, I'd kill myself.

Garfield on 14th January 1988
14th January 1988

- - Must you play with your food? Who's playing? I'm picking out vitamins.

Garfield on 15th January 1988
15th January 1988

Garfield! You lost another pound! - I'm so proud of you! Jon's so naive. - It's the same pound I lose every week.

Garfield on 16th January 1988
16th January 1988

Where would you like to eat, Garfield? - This place? How come? - ERNIE'S Eat Till You Explode Restaurant Let's just say, I have a good feeling about it.

Garfield on 17th January 1988
17th January 1988

Hey, kid, isn't that Halley's comet? - - - - - RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! IT'S A RABID MUSKRAT! - - I like the part where he made you fetch it on all fours. Oh, shut up.

Garfield on 18th January 1988
18th January 1988

Are you sleeping again? - I am NOT sleeping. - I'm checking my eyelids for light leaks.

Garfield on 19th January 1988
19th January 1988

Hey, you bought new socks! - Here, let me break 'em in for you. - Gotta Dance Gotta Dance So this is why my feet have been itching.

Garfield on 20th January 1988
20th January 1988

Excuse me, Irma, there's a hair in my soup. - How do you know it's not one of yours? - I use smaller rollers.

Garfield on 21st January 1988
21st January 1988

Hey, look, Garfield, Odie's standing on his head! So? - Isn't that amazing?! Not really. - How does he do that? I glued his head to the table.

Garfield on 22nd January 1988
22nd January 1988

They say cats can see in the dark. - CLICK Hey! It's true! I CAN see! - I see a whole lot of dark.

Garfield on 23rd January 1988
23rd January 1988

I shall now derive great pleasure from kicking Odie off this table. - CRASH! - THAT WAs DARNED INCONSIDERATE!

Garfield on 24th January 1988
24th January 1988

- There's nothing like a quiet evening at home. click - click click click click - gobble gobble gobble - DONK! - scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch - Not around here, at any rate.

Garfield on 25th January 1988
25th January 1988

Guess who this letter is from? Your parents. - They're paying us a visit! Know how I knew that? - Who else uses barnyard scented stationery?

Garfield on 26th January 1988
26th January 1988

double-parked.

Garfield on 27th January 1988
27th January 1988

soybeans?

Garfield on 28th January 1988
28th January 1988

Here it is, dad, a modern bathroom with all the conveniences. I knoe that! What kind of rube do you think I am? - CRACK! MODERN CONVENIENCES, HA! CHEAP, YOU MEAN! - Pumped the handle twice and it snapped like a twig!

Garfield on 29th January 1988
29th January 1988

I have a big day planned for us tomorrow, so don't forget to set your alarm, dad. - What time? Four A.M.? Uh...whenever. - Four o'clock, got that? Either he goes, or I go!

Garfield on 30th January 1988
30th January 1988

Rise and shine, cat! On the farm we get up with the chickens. So do we. - Except our chickens are in the freezer. - SO THE MINUTE YOU SEE ONE OF THEM UP AND AROUND GIVE ME A CALL!

Garfield on 31st January 1988
31st January 1988

you have touched my heart. That was very good. Thank you. - But, not good enough! But, I bring color to the world! - You want color? Go buy a box of crayons.

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