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Garfield on 1st February 1988
1st February 1988

Garfield, you're not still mad at me for serving you that rubber pizza last night are you? Nah. And you're not planning some sinister revenge, are you` I'm bigger than that. Maybe I'm just paranoid.

Garfield on 2nd February 1988
2nd February 1988

Look, Garfield! This is my first serious attempt at making gourmet food. "first humorous" attempt is more like it. I call it "chicken surprise". Somehow, I'm not surprised. Fresh from the oven. I know. I heard the microwave laughing.

Garfield on 3rd February 1988
3rd February 1988

Forget it, Garfield. I'm planning to enjoy this ALONE. GULP! Now, you're alone.

Garfield on 4th February 1988
4th February 1988

Come oin, scale. Can't you see I'm waiting for your verdict? I don't know if I have the heart to tell you this... You have a heart? You have a face?

Garfield on 5th February 1988
5th February 1988

Get off! I can't breathe! Notify my next of kin! I WANT it to die. If I had eyes my life would be passing before them!

Garfield on 6th February 1988
6th February 1988

Sit up, Odie. Sit up, boy! COME ON! SIT UP! Good luck, Jon. It took Odie three years to learn to breathe.

Garfield on 7th February 1988
7th February 1988

Garfield on 8th February 1988
8th February 1988

I hate february. But february starts out irritating, becomes boring and ends up depressing. February is the "monday" of months.

Garfield on 9th February 1988
9th February 1988

I think I'll write a book! A book about a handsome, debonair cat who saved the world from alien invaders, ended war and solved world hunger. Nah. There are already too many autobiographies out there.

Garfield on 10th February 1988
10th February 1988

The most important part of writing a book is picking a good title. I think I'll call mine "Nights Of Indiscretion". No, no. A writer must write something he knows about. That's it! I'll call it "Nights Of Indigestion".

Garfield on 11th February 1988
11th February 1988

THAT'S IT! I have just come up with a cure for writer's cramp! Writer's block.

Garfield on 12th February 1988
12th February 1988

Most kids love snow. Most kids love building forts and throwing snaowballs. Mine are out for world domination.

Garfield on 13th February 1988
13th February 1988

If Oj'n not going to let us in, I say we break the door in! TAP It's tough building up a full head of steam in deep snow.

Garfield on 14th February 1988
14th February 1988

Yes, Odie, I'd say that hook is fairly important. Z Z POOF CHOOM! ZOOM! I thought you were asleep! I was, my STOMACH wasn't.

Garfield on 15th February 1988
15th February 1988

Garfield, you just had your morning nap. What are you doing back in bed? Taking your advice. You said, "never put off until tomorrow what you can do today". This is tomorrow morning's nap.

Garfield on 16th February 1988
16th February 1988

Okay, I give. I was measuring the refrigerator for a pet door.

Garfield on 17th February 1988
17th February 1988

It's fun finding familiar shapes in clouds. That one looks like Odie, same ears, same stupid expression... The same slobber.

Garfield on 18th February 1988
18th February 1988

So, what's your problem, guys? We demand separate closets!

Garfield on 19th February 1988
19th February 1988

Here I am again, pondering my existence. ...my relationship with the universe. ...my having eaten too much to move.

Garfield on 20th February 1988
20th February 1988

I wish there were a sign to make you realize how fat you are, Garfield. RUMBLE RUMBLE And what does THAT tell you? That I shall be having my meals on the floor from now on.

Garfield on 21st February 1988
21st February 1988

That's the last time I let you steer, Odie. Whee! I love snow. Yeah! As long as the neighbor kids don't spot us. SPLUT! SPLUT! Hey, cat! Give us the kitten and we'll let you live. NOT A CHANCE, YOU TURKEYS! IT'S ALL FOR ONE ANDONE FOR... all.

Garfield on 22nd February 1988
22nd February 1988

CLICK! What is it, Garfield?! Is there a thief? Is the house on fire?! Worse! The light in the refrigerator is out!

Garfield on 23rd February 1988
23rd February 1988

pant pant Odie drips so much maybe I should call a plumber! That's a figur eof speech, Garfield.

Garfield on 24th February 1988
24th February 1988

drip drip drip drip drip drip drip SQUEAK -

Garfield on 25th February 1988
25th February 1988

Garfield, I hope you're not thinking of climbing my curtains. I wouldn't dream of climbing your stupid curtains, Jon. But, to be the first cat ever to lead an expedition up the southwest face of Mt. Everest, that's another matter!

Garfield on 26th February 1988
26th February 1988

Climber's log: 12,000 feet up Mt. Everest and the going is slow. At this altitude oxygen is scarce. The experienced climber knows he must rest often. Z Now I've seen everything.

Garfield on 27th February 1988
27th February 1988

That's my pie, Garfield, so HANDS OFF! PLOOT nnngh!

Garfield on 28th February 1988
28th February 1988

Garfield on 29th February 1988
29th February 1988

You know, Garfield, maybe we should skip dessert tonight. SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP JON! SPEAK TO ME! YOU'RE DELIRIOUS, MAN! Thanks, I needed that.

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