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Garfield on 1st August 1988
1st August 1988

Dear Mom, How are you? everything's the same here... We need more fuit. I'm sorry to say.

Garfield on 2nd August 1988
2nd August 1988

There are many ways to deal with depression. Some people buy a new hat. In order to depress others.

Garfield on 3rd August 1988
3rd August 1988

Morning, Garfield. Have a good sleep? It was a decent sleep, even a better-than-average sleep. A sleep, perhaps, thet the uninitiated might think a first-rate sleep, but not a sleep that we conoisseurs would consider... I'm sorry I asked!

Garfield on 4th August 1988
4th August 1988

So, what'll it be? Door number one? Door number two, or door number three? How about channel number four? CLICK

Garfield on 5th August 1988
5th August 1988

drip drip drip drip CLICK CLICK drip drip drip drip

Garfield on 6th August 1988
6th August 1988

We'll be back right soon so please don't touch that dial. HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! I SAAAAID, "DON'T TOUCH THAT DIAL"! Talk about ratings through intimidation.

Garfield on 7th August 1988
7th August 1988

This is great, Jon. What are you going to have? * Hey, Garfield. Did you know muscles earn you respect? Did you know chicks go crazy over guys with big muscles? Did you know you can flex fat?

Garfield on 8th August 1988
8th August 1988

Garfield, all you're good for is lying around and collecting dust. You got it. I don't suppose you'd like to exercise with me? You got it again. Well, taht's fine with me! Thank you.

Garfield on 9th August 1988
9th August 1988

This is it, little buddy. Today I start weight training and take my first step toward hunkhood! UNNNNGH! HYAH! My hero.

Garfield on 10th August 1988
10th August 1988

You know, Garfield, exercise really pays. Not enough. Know what I got from lifting weights? A hernia? Rippling biceps! That reminds me. How about spaghetti for dinner?

Garfield on 11th August 1988
11th August 1988

UNNNGH! BWOIK! Very funny!

Garfield on 12th August 1988
12th August 1988

Weight lifing has really helped me, Garfield! Just look at that muscle! Oooo, let me feel! You killed it! The poor thing was sick.

Garfield on 13th August 1988
13th August 1988

You're looking trim these days, Mr. Arbuckle. What's your secret? Diet? Exercise? Garfield started sleeping on my stomach. That should do it. Why don't you guys get off my case?

Garfield on 14th August 1988
14th August 1988

Tell you what, Garfield, If I give you one of my hamburgers, will you stop staring at me? Agreed! -

Garfield on 15th August 1988
15th August 1988

YAWN * Morning, Garfield, ** * You coffee's on the table *

Garfield on 16th August 1988
16th August 1988

Garfield, your snoring kept me up half the night. You didn't stop until six A.M. I know. That's when I inhaled my blanket.

Garfield on 17th August 1988
17th August 1988

SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK I guess I'd better get my shoes off. SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK I guess I'd better wash my socks. Oh, yuk!

Garfield on 18th August 1988
18th August 1988

I must have been hungry last night, Jon. I dreamt I was eating flowers, millions of 'em. What are you trying to say, Garfield? You're missing some wallpaper.

Garfield on 19th August 1988
19th August 1988

KLUNK KLUNK KLONK Sigh. It's tough to fluff a bed-box.

Garfield on 20th August 1988
20th August 1988

Starting today, I'm going to work on being more peasant. BOOT! Have a nice day!

Garfield on 21st August 1988
21st August 1988

Garfield on 22nd August 1988
22nd August 1988

If I ruled the world, do you know what I would do? I know what I would do. I would make all people live in harmony. I would eat lasagna till it came out my nose. And I would make cats stop being so self-serving. And dogs would beoutlawed!

Garfield on 23rd August 1988
23rd August 1988

Here comes the scariest part of the movie. I CAN'T LOOK! TELL ME WHEN IT'S OVER! Was it scary? Not bad.

Garfield on 24th August 1988
24th August 1988

Here's a picture of me back on the farm. Things were really tough then. Here's dad trying to milk a pig. That explains a lot.

Garfield on 25th August 1988
25th August 1988

Here's a picture of my brother and me. Boy we were pretty wild. An night we'd sneak out of our room... Then we'd fill our shoes with chicken feed and run through the henhouse! Two real fugitives from justice.

Garfield on 26th August 1988
26th August 1988

This is ridiculous. You're so finicky. There, all the ends are tied together. One-slurp spaghetti.

Garfield on 27th August 1988
27th August 1988

George! That cat is at the window again! Don't worry, Martha. He can't get in here. What's that noise?! skreeeeee Sounds like a glass cutter! Call the police!

Garfield on 28th August 1988
28th August 1988

Not to fear, friar Odie. I've done this a hundred times, so I'm bound to get it right sooner or later. Z Z BRINNNNG! Come here, you little...and I'll rip your hands off. BRINNG! I assume there's an explanation. Careful, Jon!They travel in pairs.

Garfield on 29th August 1988
29th August 1988

Do we have any potato chips left, Garfield? I'll check. Nope.

Garfield on 30th August 1988
30th August 1988

Good morning, Garfield. A rookie! I've heard a lot about you. I'm famous! They say you're vicious! Let me autograph your leg.

Garfield on 31st August 1988
31st August 1988

ARR ARR ARR ARR ARR ARR ARR Dogs are stupid. SLAP SLAP SLAP With bad breath. SNAP Bu, I love'em anyway.

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