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Garfield on 1st April 1988
1st April 1988

I know insomnia is no laughing matter, Garfield, so I'll keep you company. - Let's see...I think I'll regale you with some anectdotes from my life as a boy on the farm. - Z

Garfield on 2nd April 1988
2nd April 1988

What's your favorite kind of music? Rock? Jazz? Classical? - This way. - WHIRRRRR Git down! Uh-huh, uh-huh!

Garfield on 3rd April 1988
3rd April 1988

- Hey, Odie. Let's put on a show for Jon. - TAPPITY TAPPITY TAPPITY - BLAT! SPLUT! - - Z - RIP!CLAW SLASH FITTT GRRR! - What did I do?

Garfield on 4th April 1988
4th April 1988

BRINNNG! - The worst part about being irritated by an inanimate object is there's no rational way to get back at it. - Fortunately, I'm not a rational person.

Garfield on 5th April 1988
5th April 1988

There's an old show biz saying, "find out what your audience wants and give it to them". - BONK! SPLAT! WHAP! - Apparently, my audience wants a target.

Garfield on 6th April 1988
6th April 1988

Hello, Arlene, the cat of your dreams is here. - You're a dream? You bet'cha, baby. - I knew I shouldn't have eaten that pizza at bedtime. Ouch.

Garfield on 7th April 1988
7th April 1988

Okay, Garfield, in ten seconds the timer will go off. click - Capturing for posterity a portrait of a sophisticated young man and his faithful companion. whirrrr - SNAP

Garfield on 8th April 1988
8th April 1988

I think you're going to like this food, ferny. - It's 100% fish meal accor... - burp

Garfield on 9th April 1988
9th April 1988

I swear, Garfield, you're a glutton who'll eat anything. - I AM NOT A GLUTTON! AND THIS ISN'T JUST ANYTHING - I am a performing artist and this is my repertoire.

Garfield on 10th April 1988
10th April 1988

Howdy, ma'am! You new to these parts? - - BLUT - MOMMIEEE! - Oops! - EEEEEK! - - YIP! YIP! YIP! - WHI!!!! - YAH! This is not a good day in the vanity department.

Garfield on 11th April 1988
11th April 1988

Garfield, why don't you like to go outside like other cats? - Right, like the time we went to the farm and I wrestled a chicken. - You're hopeless. It was humiliating being pinned by ac chicken.

Garfield on 12th April 1988
12th April 1988

So what's Mr. Excitement doing today? Collecting dust. - I'm going jogging. Wanna go? Can't you see I'm busy? - It would get your circulation going. Stop it! You're scaring the dust!

Garfield on 13th April 1988
13th April 1988

Hey, Garfield, let's jog around the block. You'll get outside and give those lungs some exercise. No way. - I'm beginning to worry about you! - And close the door! I don't want any unnecessary air getting in here!

Garfield on 14th April 1988
14th April 1988

Welcome to the early morning exercise show! - Ready? And one! And two! - Ha! Ha! Now you're getting it! It's easy to be cheery in the moring when you're prerecorded.

Garfield on 15th April 1988
15th April 1988

Today I'm going to work on push-ups. - UNNNGH - So much for "push". Tomorrow we work on "up".

Garfield on 16th April 1988
16th April 1988

This is what we need, Garfield. A complete entertainment system. - It has something for everybody. Really? - Then this must be where you warm up the pizza.

Garfield on 17th April 1988
17th April 1988

CLICK - CLICK CLICK CLICK - CLICK CLICK CLICK - GIMME THAT! - CLICK Very well, Jon, have it your way. - CLICK - Speak softly and carry a big channel changer.

Garfield on 18th April 1988
18th April 1988

- You watch a lot of TV. Do you know that, Garfield? - I can't read. What's your excuse?

Garfield on 19th April 1988
19th April 1988

Boy are you fat! - Hey, guys! Get a load of lardo here! - WHUMP!

Garfield on 20th April 1988
20th April 1988

It's been a nice day, Garfield. - A peaceful day. - Which will end abruptly if you stop scratching my belly.

Garfield on 21st April 1988
21st April 1988

From now on I expect you to keep your area clean, Garfield. - So I bought you this little broom. - Where's the little maid to go with it?

Garfield on 22nd April 1988
22nd April 1988

They say dogs have a strong sense of smell. - POOMP! - Fortunately, they can't smell a kick coming.

Garfield on 23rd April 1988
23rd April 1988

Radar detects an edible substance on the surface, sir! - Up periscope! -

Garfield on 24th April 1988
24th April 1988

Are you trying to make me jealous? - Come to breakfast, Garfield. - - - - - - - - - How's your coffee, Garfield? - Not bad. Good.

Garfield on 25th April 1988
25th April 1988

Those tonsils will have to come out, Mr, Arbuckel I'm putting you in the hospital. Okay, doc. Hospitel? - JON! DON'T GO! How touching, a cat who's concerned about his owner. - WHO'S GOING TO FEED ME?!!

Garfield on 26th April 1988
26th April 1988

for unnecessary roughness!

Garfield on 27th April 1988
27th April 1988

I miss Jon, Odie. Let's go visot him in the hospital. - - And while we're there, we'll see if they can reverse lobotomies.

Garfield on 28th April 1988
28th April 1988

Good boy, Mr. Arbuckle! I see we cleaned our plate. - She's mistaken. Nobody can stomach hospital food with the possible exception of... - You were expecting maybe Dr. Schweitzer?

Garfield on 29th April 1988
29th April 1988

What kind of a hospital is this, Jon? click - The television doesn't work. click click click - And how can you sleep on that bed?

Garfield on 30th April 1988
30th April 1988

How was your tonsillectomy, Jon? - I can barely swallow. Awww, poor baby. - Maybe I have your ice cream?

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