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Garfield on 1st September 1987
1st September 1987

I wonder how Garfield would handle an emergency? Z - FIRE! - I guess I shouldn't be surprised.

Garfield on 2nd September 1987
2nd September 1987

Hurry, Garfield! Get to the car! - Quick! Lock the doors! Roll up the windows! - They'rfe probably watching the house right now. We'll have to move out of state! He used an expired coupon.

Garfield on 3rd September 1987
3rd September 1987

Ah, it's so nice to own a cat. - Own? Nobody OWNS a cat. - But you may think of me as a longterm loan.

Garfield on 4th September 1987
4th September 1987

Leave that station on, Garfield. It's "Hamlet". - To be or not to be. CLICK! - Hey! What are you doing?! Solving an existential dilemma with modern technology.

Garfield on 5th September 1987
5th September 1987

I feel like letting my better nature show through today. - PUNT! - My worse nature is not a pretty sight.

Garfield on 6th September 1987
6th September 1987

things to do. - Now, now, Beverly, you know I hate it when you grovel and stop sobbing uncontrollably. - - At the sound of the tone the time will be 10:00 A.M. - BEEP Oh, shut up. You monster, how dare you break that computer's heart?

Garfield on 7th September 1987
7th September 1987

Ah-ah-AH - CHOO - Bless you.

Garfield on 8th September 1987
8th September 1987

Let's hear it for sleep! - Gimme a "Z"! - Z

Garfield on 9th September 1987
9th September 1987

Just look at the smile on Garfield's face. Z - He must be having a great dream. Z - Z Z

Garfield on 10th September 1987
10th September 1987

P-thb-thb-thb-thb! - PTHB THB -

Garfield on 11th September 1987
11th September 1987

Look, Odie! I can touch my nose with my tongue! - Can you do that? -

Garfield on 12th September 1987
12th September 1987

Sleep is wonderful. - What would people be without sleep? - Real tired, probably.

Garfield on 13th September 1987
13th September 1987

receipt. - See? These shoes are built to absorb shocks. - WHACK! - He's right, I barely felt that. - The shoes, where are they? Last I saw 'em, they were jogging to the garbage disposal.

Garfield on 14th September 1987
14th September 1987

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Garfield on 15th September 1987
15th September 1987

Surprise, Garfield! Won't this be fun to play in? - Take it back. - There's no elevator.

Garfield on 16th September 1987
16th September 1987

Odie is very special. - He was bred to be a working dog. - Specifically, a paperweight or a doorstop.

Garfield on 17th September 1987
17th September 1987

Garfield, you've lost weight! - I don't believe it! -

Garfield on 18th September 1987
18th September 1987

Garfield, you eat too much junk food. Eat something good for you. - - Zap...you're a carrot stick.

Garfield on 19th September 1987
19th September 1987

Great chefs know it's the appearance of food that counts. - GUP! - But, great eaters know it's the amount of food that counts.

Garfield on 20th September 1987
20th September 1987

No, please don't do it. In the name of humanity!! - - - - WHUMP! - Haw! Haw! Haw! Haw! - ZIP! - WHUMP! - Haw! Haw! Haw! - Reba! Come here and look at this, but you'd better cinch up your corset first!

Garfield on 21st September 1987
21st September 1987

- Are you ever seriuos, Garfield? I guess not. - It's hard to be serious when you're naked!

Garfield on 22nd September 1987
22nd September 1987

YAWN - Yawn...boredom is contagious. - - OH, NO! SO'S STUPIDITY.

Garfield on 23rd September 1987
23rd September 1987

Send To: ACME Lasagna Factory - - Not enough postage, Garfield. Rats.

Garfield on 24th September 1987
24th September 1987

Get ready to have some major youcks, you guys. - SMILE MOUTHS! - Hee hee! I'll keep him laughing while you get the authorities.

Garfield on 25th September 1987
25th September 1987

Garfield, what's the matter? - JON! YOU GOTTA CLEAN OUT THE REFRIGERATOR! - Whatever it is, it can't be that bad, old buddy. The tuna is spawning in the tomato soup!

Garfield on 26th September 1987
26th September 1987

Watching the paint dry, Garfield? - I hope he doesn't think that my life is so totally devoid of excitement that I am reduced to that. - I'm waiting for it to peel.

Garfield on 27th September 1987
27th September 1987

toward the fingers of an unwary river traveller.

Garfield on 28th September 1987
28th September 1987

SUNSHINE! BOOM! KABOOM! BLAM! Millions in state-of-the-art electronic equipment to gather data, and we get baby talk.

Garfield on 29th September 1987
29th September 1987

Let's check the weather. - Hmmm. Looks like a good day to stay in in bed. - Mostly boring this morning with a 50% chance of intermittent depression this afternoon.

Garfield on 30th September 1987
30th September 1987

Depression is waking up with the uneasy feeling the world is out to get you. - ZOW - And finding out you're right.

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