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Garfield on 1st October 1987
1st October 1987

Being depressed is bad enough. Now Jon will probably try to cheer me up with stupid platitudes. You're depressing, Garfield. And you're fat and lazy too. Then again, even stupid platitudes have their good points.

Garfield on 2nd October 1987
2nd October 1987

Cheep up, Garfield. Just remember that life is just a game. It's not whether you win or lose, but how you play that counts. So, what are you going to do today? Forfeit.

Garfield on 3rd October 1987
3rd October 1987

I hate those little insert cards. SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE Just as I suspected.

Garfield on 4th October 1987
4th October 1987

Garfield on 5th October 1987
5th October 1987

Do you always insult the people you weigh? Yes. It's a defense mechanism. Insults compensate for my own depressions, my insecurities, my loathing for this job and my lot in life. I'm sorry to hear that. Thanks, blubber bottom.

Garfield on 6th October 1987
6th October 1987

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Garfield on 7th October 1987
7th October 1987

Can we take a 50-mile hike today, Jon? Huh? Can we? Can we? Can we? boing boing You're drinking too much coffee, Garfield. Or a swim. What if we swim to Tahiti?

Garfield on 8th October 1987
8th October 1987

RATS! I GIVE UP! I'm just no good with plants. And these were the plastic ones.

Garfield on 9th October 1987
9th October 1987

I told the woman at the flower shop I was tired of you eating my plants. She said you wouldn't harm this one. But, I doubt it.

Garfield on 10th October 1987
10th October 1987

How much do I weigh today, RX-2? You weigh somewhere between seven and thirty-two pounds. I have learned it is wise to give my customers a wide selection.

Garfield on 11th October 1987
11th October 1987

Garfield on 12th October 1987
12th October 1987

Hmm, my horoscope says I'm going to be visited by an old acquaintance today. SPLUT Uncanny.

Garfield on 13th October 1987
13th October 1987

Ha! Missed me! SPLUT! Whoaa...boomerang spluts.

Garfield on 14th October 1987
14th October 1987

SPLUT!

Garfield on 15th October 1987
15th October 1987

SPLUT CLANK! They must be running out of ammo!

Garfield on 16th October 1987
16th October 1987

Gourmands know their utensils. This is the table-spoon, the teaspoon, the soupspoon, the sugar spoon. And my personal favorite... Theplay spoon! toing SPLUT!

Garfield on 17th October 1987
17th October 1987

Garfoield, why do you always spit the cherry pits out onto the table? I like a little floor show after dinner.

Garfield on 18th October 1987
18th October 1987

Garfield on 19th October 1987
19th October 1987

YAWN Ahh...there's nothing like a good nap. With the possible exception of TWO good naps.

Garfield on 20th October 1987
20th October 1987

The coffee's strong today. SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAP Not only strong, but mean!

Garfield on 21st October 1987
21st October 1987

Food! How do I love thee? Let me count the ways... 1, 2, 3, 4, 5... Aren't you going to eat, Garfield? 5,743, 5,744...

Garfield on 22nd October 1987
22nd October 1987

Z GARFIELD! Fall asleep in your food again? Don't ask stupid questions. Just ge the chisel.

Garfield on 23rd October 1987
23rd October 1987

Sigh.

Garfield on 24th October 1987
24th October 1987

In the morning, there's nothing more I enjoy than a good cup of coffee. As I was saying...

Garfield on 25th October 1987
25th October 1987

Garfield on 26th October 1987
26th October 1987

This honey has lots of options like windshield wipers and a horn. You mean things like windshield wipers and a horn are options? No offense, pal, but in your price range, the TIRES are optional.

Garfield on 27th October 1987
27th October 1987

This car's a real steal at $ 1,900. It has twice the luggage space of any other car in its class. Where's the back seat? Oh, no! I'll notify the authorities.

Garfield on 28th October 1987
28th October 1987

Don't go away, folks, I'll be right back. Honest Ed seems nice enough, Garfield, but there's something about him I don't trust. Maybe it's the fact his office is in a pickup truck with the engine running.

Garfield on 29th October 1987
29th October 1987

Nice doin' business with you. And, remember, at Honest Ed's, we stand beside every car we sell. Don't you mean you stand "behind" every car you sell? Not with the mechanics I've got working for me! VAROOM! CRASH

Garfield on 30th October 1987
30th October 1987

Cute, Garfield, Tell me the future. You are about to become upset with your cat. Hey, wait a minute! Where's my goldfish? It was (burp) here a minute ago.

Garfield on 31st October 1987
31st October 1987

grrr yip CUT IT OUT, YOU TWO! IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY OUT THERE! DOESN'T THAT GIVE YOU ANY IDEAS? ffft! bark! yip!

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