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Garfield on 1st March 1987
1st March 1987

GRRROOWLL rrrr Doughnuts! MUNCH MUNCH CHOMP SMACK More! I must have more! MORE! MOMMY! POW Garfield? Stop me! Stop me before I snack again!

Garfield on 2nd March 1987
2nd March 1987

WOOF! Back off, you dumb mutt, or I'll scratch your... ankles off.

Garfield on 3rd March 1987
3rd March 1987

ARRRGH! It was only a dream! It was only a dream! It was only a dream!

Garfield on 4th March 1987
4th March 1987

Garfield, I just don't know what I see in you. It is a bit overwhelming, isn't it? You're rude, obnoxious, fat, selfish, egotistical, and totally devoid of any charm. I AM NOT EGOTISTICAL

Garfield on 5th March 1987
5th March 1987

Arlene, I think it's time we get serious. You do? Yes, serious about getting that gap between your teeth fixed. The truth hurts.

Garfield on 6th March 1987
6th March 1987

YAWN ARRRRGH! -

Garfield on 7th March 1987
7th March 1987

I love it when Jon loves a cake. 'cause I get to lick the icing out of the bowl. GARFIELD!! Of course, he'd prefer I wait till AFTER he's iced the cake.

Garfield on 8th March 1987
8th March 1987

* FFT! BANG! UGH! Rats! The washer's broken! Com on, Garfield, we have to go to the laundromat. NO, JON! PLEASE ANYWHERE BUT THERE. You know what that place is like! Especially on weekends. I'll get him for this.

Garfield on 9th March 1987
9th March 1987

Garfield, you need more vegetables in your system. What are you going to do? Drive a carrot through my heart? Here, have some spinach. OH-NO! GASP! CHOKE! COUGH! Stop being melodramatic, Garfield.

Garfield on 10th March 1987
10th March 1987

Eat your spinach, Garfield. It's good for you. Well, now that's more like it!

Garfield on 11th March 1987
11th March 1987

Have some spinach, Garfield. Sure, and let's garnish it with a big box of raisins. ZIP! I HATE THEM TOO!

Garfield on 12th March 1987
12th March 1987

Spinach. It tastes bad. It looks bad. SPLUT! It even sounds bad.

Garfield on 13th March 1987
13th March 1987

Yuck! Spinach! Garfield! You ate all your spinach! Not really. It's in the saltshaker.

Garfield on 14th March 1987
14th March 1987

I hate spinach. It's green, it's slimy. And it looks like it's moving.

Garfield on 15th March 1987
15th March 1987

SMACK! You used all the hot water again. La la laaah * SLAM! Isn't that disgusting? Just look at that, Reba! I'm looking! I'm looking!

Garfield on 16th March 1987
16th March 1987

RRINNGG! Hello? Iuh, I think you have the wrong number. But...would you care to make it the right number, songbird? This is a lonely man here.

Garfield on 17th March 1987
17th March 1987

So what's your name, sweet thing? I can't believe Jon! How about a date? Trying to get a date with a wring number. Tomorrow at seven? Great! A DESPARATE wrong number.

Garfield on 18th March 1987
18th March 1987

Garfield, I'd like you to meet my date. MOMMA MIA! What's with your cat? He's, uh, terrified of daisies.

Garfield on 19th March 1987
19th March 1987

Now, be nice to my date. She might be sensitive about her weight. How'd she get in here? Through the garage door? Her name is Bertha. Figures. She's a lovely person. You can't judge a book by it's cover, you know. And you can't judge aship by its hull.

Garfield on 20th March 1987
20th March 1987

Bertha, I'd like you to meet Garfield. He could use some meat on his bones. Affectionate sort, isn't he? He's a sucker for sweet talk.

Garfield on 21st March 1987
21st March 1987

Think, Jon, think. There's gotta be SOMETHING nice to say to your date. My, your teeth are round. I eat a lot. You don't say! No! Really!

Garfield on 22nd March 1987
22nd March 1987

Garfield on 23rd March 1987
23rd March 1987

Now don't make a bad impression on my date. Don't worry, Jon. I'll leave that up to you. Ready for dinner, Bertha? Is the sky blue? Do cats hate dogs?

Garfield on 24th March 1987
24th March 1987

Garfield on 25th March 1987
25th March 1987

And how would madame like her steak? Just run the steer by the table and I'll grab off a hunk! HAW! HAW! HAW! HAW! HAW! HAW! Et tu, Garfield?

Garfield on 26th March 1987
26th March 1987

Boy, I couldn't eat another bite. Would you like my... SHOOP! rrrr rrrr I guess we don't need a doggie bag.

Garfield on 27th March 1987
27th March 1987

How was your meal, Bertha? GREAT! THANKS! SLAP! SPLUT! Just be thankful she didn't hate it.

Garfield on 28th March 1987
28th March 1987

It was nice meeting you, Bertha. I hope you had a good time. OH, I had a wonderful time! mmmph! How was your date? I think I made an impression on her.

Garfield on 29th March 1987
29th March 1987

Garfield on 30th March 1987
30th March 1987

Garfield, meet the newest member of our family, Sweety Bird. I just know you two are going to get along famously, right, Garfield? Right, sure. Uh, would you happen to have a light for my cutting torch?

Garfield on 31st March 1987
31st March 1987

Hello, I'm Sweety Bird. I sing sweet happy songs to brighten your morning. BRIGHTEN MY MORNING?! DO YOU WANT TO BRIGHTEN MY MORNING?! Then you can march out of that cage and crawl between two slices of bread. JON!

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