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Garfield on 1st June 1987
1st June 1987

Z ZZZ-ZZF-ZZZ-ZZ Must be monday ZZZ-ZZF-ZZZ-ZZF-ZZZ-

Garfield on 2nd June 1987
2nd June 1987

You know, Garfield... I wouldn't say you're fat, but... Then don't.

Garfield on 3rd June 1987
3rd June 1987

I bought you a surprise today, Garfield! It's a sweater made especially for you! Wide Load -

Garfield on 4th June 1987
4th June 1987

YAWN I think the old blanket is due for a wash.

Garfield on 5th June 1987
5th June 1987

We cats love to roam around in the dark. Our keen eyesight allows us to see perfectly in the blackest of... click I think I'll curl up and die now.

Garfield on 6th June 1987
6th June 1987

Here's something a little different for dinner tonight, Garfield. I'm putting you on a high-fiber diet. -

Garfield on 7th June 1987
7th June 1987

Garfield on 8th June 1987
8th June 1987

Normally, I hate alarm clocks. But this one I like. It's broken.

Garfield on 9th June 1987
9th June 1987

WOOAAH! trip GARFIELD! Watch where you're going! Why don't YOU watch where I'm going?

Garfield on 10th June 1987
10th June 1987

A spider! YIPE! Whew!

Garfield on 11th June 1987
11th June 1987

Oh, Jon, may I borrow your book for just a moment? WHAP! Thank you so much. Anytime.

Garfield on 12th June 1987
12th June 1987

Tell me, Garfield. If nature is goverend by survival of the fittest... HOW COME YOU'RE STILL AROUND?! I stay out of drafts.

Garfield on 13th June 1987
13th June 1987

Z You're pathetic, Garfield. What am I going to do with you? Well, for starters, you could occasionally wake me and remind me to swallow. Help me.

Garfield on 14th June 1987
14th June 1987

CRUNCH YAWN Z Z Z Z PUNT! Z Yawn. I had the most wonderful dream last night. WHUMP!

Garfield on 15th June 1987
15th June 1987

Yawn-well let's see what kind of day today is... CRICK CRICK CRICK CRICK CRICK CRICK CRICK CRICK CRICK It's a nine cricker.

Garfield on 16th June 1987
16th June 1987

I could look like this if I wanted to. But, I don't have enough hands.

Garfield on 17th June 1987
17th June 1987

Hey, Garfield, you're going to be nine years old this friday. Thanks for reminding me. As cats go, you're approaching the golden years. The heck with the golden years. I'm five and holding.

Garfield on 18th June 1987
18th June 1987

What's the matter, Garfield? Feeling your years now that you're turning nine? Come closer, my son. I'm having trouble hearing you. SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP!

Garfield on 19th June 1987
19th June 1987

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GARFIELD!! That sure is a lot of candles. Oh well, I should be happy to have a birthday, I guess. fffff As opposed to the alternative.

Garfield on 20th June 1987
20th June 1987

Yup. I'm nine years old all right. According to the rings under my eyes.

Garfield on 21st June 1987
21st June 1987

I hate it when Odie plays by my rules. Sigh...time to wake up and go to bed. SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE YAWN It must have been something I ate.

Garfield on 22nd June 1987
22nd June 1987

POOMP! BLAT! SQUIRT!

Garfield on 23rd June 1987
23rd June 1987

YEEEOW! I'm hungry. SWIPE THAt HURT!! I'll say...I think I broke a nail.

Garfield on 24th June 1987
24th June 1987

There you go, Garfield. Eat heartly! Dry cat food and hose water. Be still, my beating taste hurts.

Garfield on 25th June 1987
25th June 1987

Garfield, we're out of cat food. How about dog food instead? Let me put it this way, it's either dog food or nothing. Arf. I'll get it.

Garfield on 26th June 1987
26th June 1987

Look, Garfield, I don't care if you think it tastes awful. You'd better eat that because you're not getting anything else! SPLUT! Hmmm...he's right. It DOES taste pretty awful.

Garfield on 27th June 1987
27th June 1987

Do you know how to get a finicky cat to heat his cat food? Pretend you're going to take it away from him. It works every time.

Garfield on 28th June 1987
28th June 1987

You're going on a diet, Jon! NO! NO! Z Z Z SNORT. WHA?!! GARFIELD, I'M TRYING TO SLEEP! WHAT DO YOU WANT? What every other cat in the world wants from its owner at 3:00 A.M. My teddy bear!

Garfield on 29th June 1987
29th June 1987

FLIP FLIP FLIP FLIP FLIP Just as I thought, june 29, 1987. "The World's Longest Monday".

Garfield on 30th June 1987
30th June 1987

Garfield! You fixed my funny glasses! Yup. How did you do it? I used glue. HEY! THEY'RE STUCK TO MY FACE! Gee, Jon, I guess this means I'll never be able to take you seriously again.

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