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Garfield on 1st July 1987
1st July 1987

I'd like to buy some glue solvent. Is this a holdup? - No, you see, my cat glued these glasses to my face. Your cat? - Sounds silly, huh? Not at all...hello, police?

Garfield on 2nd July 1987
2nd July 1987

FLEA SPRAY TO THE RESCUE! - SSSSSSS - Oops, this is my deodorant. Great, I'd hate to think I was offending them.

Garfield on 3rd July 1987
3rd July 1987

Look Garfield, I bought you a rubber mouse. What's that for? - You can chase it, toss it in the air, stalk it and pounce on it. Yes? - Oh, forget it. Maybe it plays music or something.

Garfield on 4th July 1987
4th July 1987

RAOW! RAOW! RAOW! You know, I wonder what a dog would do with a cat if it ever caught one? - SCREEEE Okay, mutt! You caught me! Now what are you going to do with me?! - Next time I lead, all right?

Garfield on 5th July 1987
5th July 1987

YEOWWW! - GET OFF THAT SINK! Ain't science great?

Garfield on 6th July 1987
6th July 1987

GULP MUNCH GOBBLE SMACK GLUB SLURP SNARF - BURP - And people say dinner conversation is a lost art.

Garfield on 7th July 1987
7th July 1987

Hey, gang, the cat's away! - * ** - That oughta make'm paranoid.

Garfield on 8th July 1987
8th July 1987

I'm depressed, Garfield, Hang on. I have just the thing. - This should cheer you up. - And, of course, misery loves company.

Garfield on 9th July 1987
9th July 1987

Pizza is friendy and bananas are funny. - Peaches love to be squeezed and peas occasionally pop in. - I love food with personality.

Garfield on 10th July 1987
10th July 1987

Hehwo, widdle puddy tat! - Is'm widdle puddy tat a nicey wicey puddy tat? - Excuse me while nicey wicey puddy tat takes a barfy warfy in the grassy wassy.

Garfield on 11th July 1987
11th July 1987

Bye-bye, puddy tat. - The next person to talk baby talk to me gets his clock cleaned. - Why, hehwo widdle puddy tat!

Garfield on 12th July 1987
12th July 1987

Odie washes and I dry. - Sigh. - - - PANT PANT PANT SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH PANT -

Garfield on 13th July 1987
13th July 1987

Remember to look both ways before crossing the street, Odie. - SCREEE - The point, of course, being to see if there are any cars coming.

Garfield on 14th July 1987
14th July 1987

Are you ready for the opera, Steven? - click - Why did you change the program? La-la-laaah. It wasn't insulting to my intelligence any more.

Garfield on 15th July 1987
15th July 1987

* - ROWR! - Garfield's sick this morning, he asked me to fill in for him.

Garfield on 16th July 1987
16th July 1987

LEAVE THAT FERN ALONE! DO YOU HEAR ME?! - Good heavens, you really ARE listening to me. Could it be you're starting to respect me? - Let's see you make that little thing that hangs down in the back of your throat dance around again!

Garfield on 17th July 1987
17th July 1987

I saw this science fiction movie last night about vegetables who imitated other life-forms. - I turned it off... - I watch TV to escape.

Garfield on 18th July 1987
18th July 1987

Hey, Garfield. Wanna go running this morning? You've got to be kidding. - Hard breathing can cause brain damage. - pant pant pant I rest my case.

Garfield on 19th July 1987
19th July 1987

unleashed upon an unsuspecting world. - THE COLESAW THAT TIME FORGOT! AYIEEE! - Cute, Garfield. Now finish cleaning out the refrigerator. Quiet, fool! You'll awaken the sleeping spuds from the planet fungus.

Garfield on 20th July 1987
20th July 1987

Ah, a nice sumptuous meal all alone... - And Garfield nowhere in sight. - And that worries me.

Garfield on 21st July 1987
21st July 1987

I'm going to let you decide what to do today, Pooky... - poomp - Not much for talk, but, what an idea man!

Garfield on 22nd July 1987
22nd July 1987

You'd lose some weight if you'd exercise, Garfield. - - Maybe if I breathed a little deeper.

Garfield on 23rd July 1987
23rd July 1987

I'm bored...I hate boredom. - Hurry, Garfield! A quilting bee special is comoing on the television! - And then some people revel in it.

Garfield on 24th July 1987
24th July 1987

Cats can stop in an instant. - - Provided that instant isn't on a throw rug.

Garfield on 25th July 1987
25th July 1987

I can understand why you watch TV to escape, Garfield, You have so mucht to escape... - The 12 hour naps, the free room and board, the nonstop snacking. - The srcasm, Jon. You forgot the endless sarcasm.

Garfield on 26th July 1987
26th July 1987

My zest for life must be a quart low. - Ladies and gentlemen, Garfield and his trained dog will now perform for you. - Do a back flip, Odie. - Beg, Odie. - Roll over, Odie. - GARFIELD! DINNER! - Burp, boy, great dinner. - Now where's Odie?

Garfield on 27th July 1987
27th July 1987

Let's go fishing, Garfield. - Well, what do you think? I think you're right. - Fish paralyzed by hysterical fits of laughter probably ARE easier to catch.

Garfield on 28th July 1987
28th July 1987

Got my equipment, got my flies. Let's go fishing! - Hang on, Garfield! - My body is hooked to the drapes. - This is going to be a long day.

Garfield on 29th July 1987
29th July 1987

Poor little worms, waiting to be skewered on Jon's hook and then fed to some vicious fish. Well it's not right! - YOU'RE FREE! YOU'RE FREE! - Swimming must not be one of their strong suits.

Garfield on 30th July 1987
30th July 1987

Remember, Garfield, the key to fishing is patience., the ability to remain motionless for hours. - Garfield? Z That's my boy.

Garfield on 31st July 1987
31st July 1987

Well, Garfield, what do you think of fishing so far? - I like it? - Where else can you take a three-hor nap and call it sport?

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