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Garfield on 1st December 1987
1st December 1987

Now, THAT'S good coffee!

Garfield on 2nd December 1987
2nd December 1987

Too much coffee, Garfield? yupyupyup

Garfield on 3rd December 1987
3rd December 1987

I made my world famous coffee this morning, Garfield. Come on...it's not that bad! Have some! Oh, all right. But just a small slice.

Garfield on 4th December 1987
4th December 1987

Sorry, Garfield, but we're out of coffee this morning. I noticed. I guess we'll just have to go without. That's what YOU think. What are you doing? Sucking on a used coffee filter.

Garfield on 5th December 1987
5th December 1987

MEOWYRRRRR MEOWYRR...MEOWYRRR GARFIELD! What are you doing?!! My agent couldn't get me a booking on the fence. tap tap tap

Garfield on 6th December 1987
6th December 1987

Garfield on 7th December 1987
7th December 1987

Whoops! The ol' claw's hooked a carpet thread. UNNNGGGHHH!!! ...a LONG carpet thread.

Garfield on 8th December 1987
8th December 1987

Food is a dichotomy. Fat people hate to love it. And skinny people love to hate it.

Garfield on 9th December 1987
9th December 1987

Thare's nothing worse than being bored. Hey, there, Mr. Droopy face. Let me entertain you! Hotcha! Hotcha! I take that back.

Garfield on 10th December 1987
10th December 1987

Cats are poetry in motion. trip SPLAT! Dogs are gibberish in neutral.

Garfield on 11th December 1987
11th December 1987

Ho-boy, I ate too much again. WAH-HA-HA-HA! Oh, Garfield, you're a riot!

Garfield on 12th December 1987
12th December 1987

Who's the sexiest cat you know, Arlene? Hmmm... Let's see... One thing about Arlene, she doesn't make snap judgments. Hmmm.

Garfield on 13th December 1987
13th December 1987

Championship wrestlers and I have one training ritual in common, power eating. SLURP screee screee SLAM! Odie? Odie? SLURP

Garfield on 14th December 1987
14th December 1987

Here's a story about a cat who travelled 200 miles to find his owner. Can you imagine YOU doing that, Garfield? HA! HA! HA! I would send a postcard.

Garfield on 15th December 1987
15th December 1987

It says here that many artists starve themselves in the service of their craft. GLUCK A starving glutton...I like that.

Garfield on 16th December 1987
16th December 1987

Sigh...a cat's work is never done. What are you doing, Garfield? PLOP! A cat's work.

Garfield on 17th December 1987
17th December 1987

SLAM! In case you're wondering where I've been and what I've bought, that's none of your business. I love the Christmas season.

Garfield on 18th December 1987
18th December 1987

OUCH! pshhh Hey, this isn't shaving cream! And this isn't tree flocking.

Garfield on 19th December 1987
19th December 1987

I swear, Garfield. You get more excited about Christmas than any child I know! I DO NOT!

Garfield on 20th December 1987
20th December 1987

Are you sure this is all you want for Christmas, Garfield?! This is a decoration, not a snack, comprendo? * -

Garfield on 21st December 1987
21st December 1987

The one thing I hate about the Christmas season is addressing all these cards. I believe I have a way to cut your work in half. Address this one to dad AND mom.

Garfield on 22nd December 1987
22nd December 1987

Uh -oh... AAAARRRGGHHH!!! SLURP! SLURP! SLURP!

Garfield on 23rd December 1987
23rd December 1987

Garfield, I know you're excited about Christmas. And I know it's only natural to be curious about what's inside your presents. BUT PUT THAT METAL DETECTOR AWAY!

Garfield on 24th December 1987
24th December 1987

I'd better be careful with my gift. It might be a fine bone china food dish. Oh. This one's for Odie. CRASH!

Garfield on 25th December 1987
25th December 1987

Well, boys, that was a wonderful Christmas. It's not over yet. For me?! How sweet?! A hairball? I made it myself.

Garfield on 26th December 1987
26th December 1987

Christmas can't be over yet! I can't have unwrapped all my presents already!! I gotta unwrap something else!! More! More!

Garfield on 27th December 1987
27th December 1987

Garfield on 28th December 1987
28th December 1987

HAAAACK! poing Boy, talk about your hairballs!...

Garfield on 29th December 1987
29th December 1987

This year I pledge to lose weight and get in shape! No, no, be realistic, Garfield, That's a bit much to bite off. Perhaps I should set a bit more realistic goal. I pledge to establish contact with aliens from another planet!

Garfield on 30th December 1987
30th December 1987

Well. it's time to take stock of the year. Let's see...I ate and slept and accomplished not one single thing of socially redeeming value. I'm so proud of me.

Garfield on 31st December 1987
31st December 1987

Let's see. This year I've eaten 2,190 snacks and taken 1,822 naps. Oh, no! According to my figures I missed a nap in april and two in july! Uh...Garfield? QUIET, MAN! I HAVE SOME SERIOUS CATCHING UP TO DO!

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