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Garfield on 1st August 1987
1st August 1987

Catch anything, boys? Yeah, but we threw 'em back. They were in danger of being eaten by the bait.

Garfield on 2nd August 1987
2nd August 1987

Garfield on 3rd August 1987
3rd August 1987

Let's go for a walk, Garfield. It's good exercise. Even a short walk is better than no walk at all. You're right. Start with the kitchen and back.

Garfield on 4th August 1987
4th August 1987

I am an artist. SCHOONK! I eat what I see.

Garfield on 5th August 1987
5th August 1987

tap tap tap Well, well, well, and just how did you get in there? Would you believe hours and hours of careful planning?

Garfield on 6th August 1987
6th August 1987

Get up, Garfield, Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, you know. You're quite right, Jon. I couldn't agree with you more. Now, be a good boy and bring it back at noon.

Garfield on 7th August 1987
7th August 1987

You know, Garfield, life is like a bowl of cherries. Let down your guard, and I'll get you. You're going to pay for this one.

Garfield on 8th August 1987
8th August 1987

Hey, Garfield, they're developing computers with artificial intelligence. Big deal. I'll be impressed when they invent artificial cunning.

Garfield on 9th August 1987
9th August 1987

CLICK! CLICK! FLIP NNNNNG UNNNGH WHAP! SHOOP! FLOP! SNAP! WHIP! BAP! No wonder. This is the garage door opener.

Garfield on 10th August 1987
10th August 1987

Ahhh! Coffee. NO! NO! DON'T DRINK IT, JON! SHOOP! ARRRGH! IT'S TOO LATE. Z THAT COFFEE WAS DECAFFEINATED, YOU FOOL!

Garfield on 11th August 1987
11th August 1987

What does one have to do to get one's belly scratched around here?

Garfield on 12th August 1987
12th August 1987

There's only one way to get rid of a free-floating guilt complex. Do something to deserve it.

Garfield on 13th August 1987
13th August 1987

We humans are lucky, Garfield. We can sing and play instruments. You cat have no way of showing your appreciation for music. Oh, but I do. I sold your piano.

Garfield on 14th August 1987
14th August 1987

Have the last cookie, Garfield. I really couldn't. You take it. Okay. You twit! Don't you know insincere sincerity when you hear it?

Garfield on 15th August 1987
15th August 1987

Garfield on 16th August 1987
16th August 1987

Garfield on 17th August 1987
17th August 1987

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Garfield on 18th August 1987
18th August 1987

I had an uncle who used to play with yarn... He's now a pattern in an angora sweater. You're just saying that to ruin my fun, aren't you? Can you afford to take a chance?

Garfield on 19th August 1987
19th August 1987

You've got a pretty good thing going here, don't you? Yup. Jon feeds me, strokes me, changes my kitty litter and caters to my whims. So what does HE get out of it? He gets to call himself "Master".

Garfield on 20th August 1987
20th August 1987

With each new day, a cat's curiosity must be satisfied anew. KICK Yup, the law of gravity is still in effect.

Garfield on 21st August 1987
21st August 1987

Dear Hair Ball Cat Food Co., I find your cat food gives my cat a "long silky coat of hair" as advertised... However, I think you should add a disclaimer. "Do not feed your cat more than 36 cans a day."

Garfield on 22nd August 1987
22nd August 1987

You're wasting your life away, Garfield. You should be out there...uh... Out there doing whatever it is cats do. That's what I like about being a cat. Our standards are low.

Garfield on 23rd August 1987
23rd August 1987

Garfield on 24th August 1987
24th August 1987

Stupid pet door! UI thought Jon fixed it! Unnngh!

Garfield on 25th August 1987
25th August 1987

Jon, remember when you thought it was a great idea to put the pet door in? And how Odir and I could come and go as we pleased? You goofed again.

Garfield on 26th August 1987
26th August 1987

About your weight, Garfield. You're getting a bit large for your pet door. Do tell.

Garfield on 27th August 1987
27th August 1987

PURRR How nice! Are you rubbing against my neck to tell me how much you love me? Or to tell me, if I don't feed you'll rip off my face? Bingo!

Garfield on 28th August 1987
28th August 1987

...and I was wondering if you'd go out with me tonight? You say you'd rather go out with camel spittle? Zap her back! Zap her back! "But what if your brother already has plans?" That's what I should have said! Ol' Lighning Wit strikesagain.

Garfield on 29th August 1987
29th August 1987

WHIRRRRRRR WHIRRRRRR WHIRRRRRR I love driving Odie up the wall.

Garfield on 30th August 1987
30th August 1987

YANK WHIRRRR WHIRRRR -

Garfield on 31st August 1987
31st August 1987

There's one thing I can count on from Garfield. Nice drapes, Arbuckle. It would be a shame if someone else slashed 'em into party streamers. Protection.

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