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Garfield on 1st April 1987
1st April 1987

Garfield, do you like sweety bird? He's right up there with dogs and mondays. You wouldn't intend him any harm, would you? I don't know what you're talking about. Then why is he covered with clam sauce? An old family recipe.

Garfield on 2nd April 1987
2nd April 1987

SQWAWK! HONK! Did we remember how to open the bird cage? Not only that, we forgot birds could fly.

Garfield on 3rd April 1987
3rd April 1987

Hey, bird! You think you're safe out there, huh? Well, I have a little treat for you! Have you, perchance, ever heard a cat scream?

Garfield on 4th April 1987
4th April 1987

Hey, Garfield! What are you doing out there? And look! Sweety bird's on your head! WHERE'S MY CAMERA? I loathe life.

Garfield on 5th April 1987
5th April 1987

You know, Garfield, sharing is one of life's greates pleasures. GULP! I love giving people pleasure.

Garfield on 6th April 1987
6th April 1987

Hurry, Garfield, the TV workout show is about to start! You promised you''d try it. So let's go. Okay, but first answer me this... Just how the heck am I supposed to move?

Garfield on 7th April 1987
7th April 1987

GARFIELD! YOU SHREDDED MY RUNNING SHOES! Someday you'll thank me for that, Jon. Jogging's the disease. I'm the cure.

Garfield on 8th April 1987
8th April 1987

Okay, stand up straight and put your hands on your hips. Those of you too fat to find your hips, just give it your best guess. I hate sarcastic fitness instructors.

Garfield on 9th April 1987
9th April 1987

Now for jumping jacks on the two count. ONE! CRASH! Oh, by the way, before we get to two, don't try this exercise on a recently polished floor. NOW he tells me.

Garfield on 10th April 1987
10th April 1987

That's good, everybody. Push up! ...and down! ...and up!... I was built for push-ups.

Garfield on 11th April 1987
11th April 1987

No, seriously, Linda, I'm a fun guy. I do great impressions! You do impressions too? Let's hear one. Listen to this, Garfield, She sounds like a dial tone! This man has no brain.

Garfield on 12th April 1987
12th April 1987

The lone gourmet strikes again. TAP! TAP! YAWN You go out and play, Pooky. ZIP! WHAT tHE...? HEY, WAIT A MINUTE! I'M NAILED TO MY BED! WHA?!! I suppose this was for putting the lizard in your shoe? Now we're even.

Garfield on 13th April 1987
13th April 1987

You're a slob, Garfield, Why can't you stay as clean as other cats? You're supposed to wash yourself like this. Oh, very well. Start with this arm and make it snappy. You have a lot of territory to cover.

Garfield on 14th April 1987
14th April 1987

See anything you like?

Garfield on 15th April 1987
15th April 1987

Do you know what I hate most about this bed? UNNNGH! Trying to sleep on my back.

Garfield on 16th April 1987
16th April 1987

It's time to get up. CREAK! CRACK! It's also time to go on and diet.

Garfield on 17th April 1987
17th April 1987

OH, NO! YOU CHEWED UP MY NEWSPAPER AGAIN! Hey! This isn't the paper I get. It must belong to a neighbor. KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK! A 250 lb. neighbor, to be precise.

Garfield on 18th April 1987
18th April 1987

Thin ice > SPLOOSH! Hexy! THIS ice isn't thin! Neither are you.

Garfield on 19th April 1987
19th April 1987

I hate 3-D movies. Here, Odie! Here, boy! I'll throw the bone and you fetch it, okay, boy? Arf! There it goes! Odie just fell for the oldest trick in the book. ZIP! WHUMP Now what kind of dog would have a bone that big? Oh, THATkind of dog.

Garfield on 20th April 1987
20th April 1987

This is a perfect day to stay in bed and contemplate life's truths. Yip! Yip! BRINNNG! GET UP, GARFIELD! Truths like: "mondays stink".

Garfield on 21st April 1987
21st April 1987

Life has many good things to offer: music, art, literature... Sometimes I think about educating myself on those subjects... But then I tihnk, "stick with what you know".

Garfield on 22nd April 1987
22nd April 1987

How did you get to be so lazy, Garfield? Brains, hard work, tenacity and dedication. You're not just born lazy, you know. It's an acquired skill... I'm sorry I asked. ...an art form if you will, not unlike poetry, dance or music.

Garfield on 23rd April 1987
23rd April 1987

Here comes the mailman, Garfield. I want you to be on your best behavior. ROWRR! I must admit, that was one of my better behaviors.

Garfield on 24th April 1987
24th April 1987

I ate too much. I'll probably get another sermon from Jon. Garfield, you eat too much. I was hoping you wouldn't notice.

Garfield on 25th April 1987
25th April 1987

screeee And just what are you doing? SWIPE! Your turn. YOU GOTTA JUSTIFY EVERYTHING, DON'T YOU?!

Garfield on 26th April 1987
26th April 1987

Where did you find the brain, Nermal...at a garage sale?! Rats...bees. Buzz off, bees. This is my territory. Z?! The old "big bee" routine works every time. ZZZZZ ZZZZZZ

Garfield on 27th April 1987
27th April 1987

It was high noon when the stranger rode into town. Now comes my favorite part... He hitched up his horse and ambled into the saloon.

Garfield on 28th April 1987
28th April 1987

I am hungry. Therefore I am. Rationalizing another bout with gluttony, Garfield. I don't discuss philosophy with pea brains.

Garfield on 29th April 1987
29th April 1987

Now I lay me down to sleep... Hold that thought... I think I heard Garfield open the refrigerator door.

Garfield on 30th April 1987
30th April 1987

JON! JON! WAKE UP! IT'S HORRIBLE! IT'S AWFUL! YOU GOTTA DO SOMETHING! WHA tIS IT, GARFIELD?! IS THE HOUSE ON FIRE?! IS THERE A BURGLAR?! WORSE!!! I have hunger pangs!

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