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Garfield on 1st September 1986
1st September 1986

I don't know why I should be so upset over Garfield and Odie leaving. It's not like they're family or anything. It's 10:00. Do you know where your children are? WAH!

Garfield on 2nd September 1986
2nd September 1986

Gee, I'm lonely. I feel like it's just me against the world. GROWL Okay, okay...US agains the rest of the world.

Garfield on 3rd September 1986
3rd September 1986

I'm so tired I hurt. I could sleep for a week. If I were't staring at this special for ground beef at Ed's Market.

Garfield on 4th September 1986
4th September 1986

I'm homesick. I think I'll use my natural, uncanny sense of direction to find my way home. If I can find my way out of this newspaper.

Garfield on 5th September 1986
5th September 1986

ODIE! YOU SLY DOG! THERE YOU ARE! Odie must have a very popular ear style.

Garfield on 6th September 1986
6th September 1986

The milkman cometh. Now to wait for the doughnut man.

Garfield on 7th September 1986
7th September 1986

Hello, doggie, are you lost? Would you like to come home with me? Hmmm And how would you like those silly ears of yours tied in a square knot? I thought so.

Garfield on 8th September 1986
8th September 1986

Mommy! Look at the doggie I found. May I heep him? He's not rabid or anything, is he? Oh, no! He's not rabid! He's just stupid.

Garfield on 9th September 1986
9th September 1986

Would you like to give Dollie a kiss, doggie? SLURP! How sweet! DOLLY! WHERE DID YOUR FACE GO?!

Garfield on 10th September 1986
10th September 1986

Oh, doggie. I love you and I hug you and I squeeze you! I could hold you forever! Good night, doggie! GASP!

Garfield on 11th September 1986
11th September 1986

Sniff Oh, poor doggie. I'll bet you miss your home, don't you? I'll bet you'd like to go back to your owner, wouldn't you? OVER MY DEAd BODY!

Garfield on 12th September 1986
12th September 1986

Okay, doggie, let's pretend you're at a tea party with all your little friends. Now let's pretend... IT'S OVERRUN BY MERCENARY GUERILLAS!

Garfield on 13th September 1986
13th September 1986

Good night, little doggie. You sure do love it here, don't you? Doggie? Mom! Call out the dogs! Another one's gone over the wall!

Garfield on 14th September 1986
14th September 1986

Garfield on 15th September 1986
15th September 1986

It's getting hungry out here. I hate to admit it, but I'd better find work. But, what can I do? BINGO! I Want You Join The Circus Show business, here I come!

Garfield on 16th September 1986
16th September 1986

I'm going to join the circus! I think I'll be a trapeze artist of a lion tamer. Or a clown.

Garfield on 17th September 1986
17th September 1986

Listen up, cat. I'm Binky The Clown. I'm the head clown around here and don't you forget it! It's a little hard to ignore. And respect...I demand respect. When I honk my nose, people snap to attention. He's full bore looney all right.

Garfield on 18th September 1986
18th September 1986

This is a slapstick. It makes a lod noise, but, it doesn't really hurt. Go ahead. Hit me with it as hard as you can. With pleasure! WHAP! It's all in the wrist.

Garfield on 19th September 1986
19th September 1986


Garfield on 20th September 1986
20th September 1986

This life isn't for me. Are you coming with me, clown? ploop ODIE! Hey! We ran away from home to run away from the circus!

Garfield on 21st September 1986
21st September 1986

Garfield on 22nd September 1986
22nd September 1986

You boys look like you need a good meal. We're starved! Well come in. Eat! Eat! There you go, Odie. PET SHOP There ARE some good-hearted people in this old world.

Garfield on 23rd September 1986
23rd September 1986

Garfield on 24th September 1986
24th September 1986

This pet shop life isn't so bad. It's kind of like camp. Oh, it has drawbacks, believe me. Name one. You bunk with the lizard. I'm getting the drift.

Garfield on 25th September 1986
25th September 1986

I tell you, friend, living in a pet shop is dehumanizing. There's no privacy. The overcrowded conditions are deplorable. Amen. Here's the ship ment of mice, Mrs. Ernsberger. Where do you want them? PUT 'EM IN HERE! WE'LL TAKE'M! WE CANMAKE ROOM!

Garfield on 26th September 1986
26th September 1986

GARFIELD! ODIE! JON! The cat and dog are $25 for the pair. I'll give you 20. You're going to regret that one, Jon.

Garfield on 27th September 1986
27th September 1986

What a surprise to find you guys in a pet shop! I would have never thought to look there. Then what were you?... Forget it I'd rather not know.

Garfield on 28th September 1986
28th September 1986

Garfield on 29th September 1986
29th September 1986

Whew! Boy is my breath bad this morning. It must have been that sandwich I ate before bed last night. Or possibly that block of goat cheese.

Garfield on 30th September 1986
30th September 1986

I gotta find something for this bad breath. Aha! Your breath smells funny. Yours would too if you gargled with after-shave.

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