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Garfield on 1st March 1986
1st March 1986

WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! GLOP! The service here is slow, but at least the waiter is rude.

Garfield on 2nd March 1986
2nd March 1986

Garfield on 3rd March 1986
3rd March 1986

Where are they? Hey, Garfield, have you seen my golf shoes? I'm wearing them. Are you quite through?

Garfield on 4th March 1986
4th March 1986

Guess where we're going, Garfield? We're going to clown college. We're going to play golf. Let's go! Very funny. I've never been so ashamed in my life.

Garfield on 5th March 1986
5th March 1986

WHIFF! Allow me. HOW COULD YOU?! YOU STUPID BALL! I'LL SHOW YOU!

Garfield on 6th March 1986
6th March 1986

WHIRRR! I think you swing too hard.

Garfield on 7th March 1986
7th March 1986

putt STOMP! WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?! You should thank me, you almost lost your ball down that hole.

Garfield on 8th March 1986
8th March 1986

I wonder why Jon always takes me golfing? CRASH! Sorry about your window, sir. My cat is just picking up the game. Bingo.

Garfield on 9th March 1986
9th March 1986

I'd better check this out. ARRRGH! What happened?! YOU TURNED MY WATER COLLECION LOOSE? THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED!

Garfield on 10th March 1986
10th March 1986

I think I'll write a book this week. They say everyone has a good book in them. I may have an entire library.

Garfield on 11th March 1986
11th March 1986

In order to write a book I must go out and live life. I think I'll run with the bulls in Pamplona! Then I'll write a book entitled, "The Stupidest Thing I've Ever Done".

Garfield on 12th March 1986
12th March 1986

We writers have an uncanny ability to observe ouselves from an omniscient point of view. "As the handsome cat gazed upon the folly of life about him he tossed his head back in laughter... Ha! Ha! Ha!" And the he fell right off his chair.

Garfield on 13th March 1986
13th March 1986

Some people only talk about writing books. And some people do something about it. Yes...yes, this is how I want to be photographed for the book jacket.

Garfield on 14th March 1986
14th March 1986

Go ahead and eat, Jon, I'm a writer. I'll sit here and observe you. I think I'll write an autobiography.

Garfield on 15th March 1986
15th March 1986

I must suffer in order to write a great novel. WHANG! Thank you, Jon. I'll remember you in my acceptance speech for the Nobel Prize for literature.

Garfield on 16th March 1986
16th March 1986

I'm home! SLAM! CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! YIP! GARFIELD! Why is it I get blamed for everything around here?!

Garfield on 17th March 1986
17th March 1986

Garfield, you prowl all night and you sleep all day. You also eat too much. What do you have to say for yourself? You only go around nine times in life, so grab for all the gusto you can get.

Garfield on 18th March 1986
18th March 1986

Garfield, it's time to put you on another diet. ARRRGH! DO YOU KNOW WHAT A DIET COULD DO TO ME? I could waste away to normal!

Garfield on 19th March 1986
19th March 1986

The TV advertisers didn't waste any time. I've been on a diet one day and they're already running more food commercials.

Garfield on 20th March 1986
20th March 1986

I gotta kick something. This diet is making me grumpy. tap Not to mention, weak.

Garfield on 21st March 1986
21st March 1986

Garfield, I just want to tell you how proud I am of you. Jon, there's something I have to tell you. You've done a great job sticking with your diet this week. Listen to me, Jon. And that takes a lot of self-discipline. I ate your bunnyslippers.

Garfield on 22nd March 1986
22nd March 1986

You shouldn't watch sad movies when you're on a diet, Garfield. You know how emotional you get. This isnt a sad movie. It's a food commercial.

Garfield on 23rd March 1986
23rd March 1986

SLURP! SLURP! SLURP! Uugh! This coffee is weak! What the? SLOSH Odie SLURP! Much better.

Garfield on 24th March 1986
24th March 1986

Why is it I always have to go on diets? Oh, sure, I've put on pound or two... Or three or four or five.

Garfield on 25th March 1986
25th March 1986

Here's your diet salad, Garfield. Would you like anything on it? If you don't mind. Perhaps you could garnish it with a chocolate cake.

Garfield on 26th March 1986
26th March 1986

I think I know how Odie stays so slim. It must take a lot of energy to be that stupid. RRRRRR

Garfield on 27th March 1986
27th March 1986

You have lost three pounds. Congratulations, Garfield! Thank, you. Pssst, when do I get my fresh batteries? Later.

Garfield on 28th March 1986
28th March 1986

Garfield, in order to successfully diet, you must change your eating habits. SPLUT!

Garfield on 29th March 1986
29th March 1986

On which days are most diets begun? Wrong. Monday is the second most popular day. Most diets begun "tomorrow".

Garfield on 30th March 1986
30th March 1986

Garfield on 31st March 1986
31st March 1986

RATS! Rats?! Where? Oh, no! Whatever shall we do? There goes the neighborhood! Wiseguy rats.

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