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Garfield on 1st June 1986
1st June 1986

think, sir? I think dogs are smarter. POKE - How about you, little boy? Pigs are smarter than cats or dogs. - Pigs are smarter than we are? That's hard to accept. - Come on, Odie. Let's go discuss this over a ham sandwich.

Garfield on 2nd June 1986
2nd June 1986

- - Litter box backed up? I hate mondays.

Garfield on 3rd June 1986
3rd June 1986

Yip! Yip! Yip! Let me help you, Odie. - PLOOP! - I don't know you dogs survive. Uh...Jon?

Garfield on 4th June 1986
4th June 1986

Are you going to eat that hamburger, Pooky? - I love eating with teddy bears. - They're always stuffed.

Garfield on 5th June 1986
5th June 1986


Garfield on 6th June 1986
6th June 1986

tappity tappity tappity - I knew a dog who was so stupid, he chased bones and buried cars! - CLONK! BOP! BAP! BONK!

Garfield on 7th June 1986
7th June 1986

I knew a dog who was so rich, he hired someone to drool for him! - HA! HA! HA! HA! - I hate to laugh at my own jokes.

Garfield on 8th June 1986
8th June 1986

- Hold the diving board steady, Odie. - Okay, let's give it a try! - Out of the way, mutt! I'll be the first to try this swimming pool. - - Maybe we should check the assembly instructions again. scrittch scritch

Garfield on 9th June 1986
9th June 1986

- You sure spend a lot of time in the sunbeam, Garfield. Haven't you heard? - Cats are solar powered.

Garfield on 10th June 1986
10th June 1986

Hello there, I'm Nermal, the world's cutest kitten. I know I know. - There's something more important then being cute you know. Whatever could that be? - Being big.

Garfield on 11th June 1986
11th June 1986

YEE-HA! - That looks like fun. Let me try that. - What's the problem here? It's a mystery to me.

Garfield on 12th June 1986
12th June 1986

A little to the right. SCRITCH - Oh, yeh! That's it! SCRITCH SCRITCH - Now I see why people love cats. We're pretty terrific all right.

Garfield on 13th June 1986
13th June 1986

neighborhood, then...

Garfield on 14th June 1986
14th June 1986

Hey! Quit leaning on me. I am not leaning on you. - PLOP - See? The wind shifted, that's all.

Garfield on 15th June 1986
15th June 1986

tall frosty bowl of milk. - Happy? We cats appreciate good packaging.

Garfield on 16th June 1986
16th June 1986

Good heavens! I'm going to be eight years old this thursday! - I hate birthdays. They're a lot like calendars. - They remind you your days are numbered.

Garfield on 17th June 1986
17th June 1986

Hey! There's somebody in bed with me! - Oh, it's you... - Good morning, belly.

Garfield on 18th June 1986
18th June 1986

I have some bad news about your birthday cake, Garfield. - It collapsed under the weight of the candles. Is that an age joke? - Oh well, it would probably have set off the smoke alarm anyway. TIME-OUT! UNFAIR! AGE JOKE!

Garfield on 19th June 1986
19th June 1986

Happy birthday, Garfield! We love you! - Do you know the best part of birthdays? - For a day, it's nice to have the world revolve around you!

Garfield on 20th June 1986
20th June 1986

Happy birthday, Garfield. Here's a double-chocolate fudge marshmallow cream cake! - And here's chocolate chip ice cream, sugar cookie and a cherry phosphate! Any queszions? Yeh... - What's for dessert?

Garfield on 21st June 1986
21st June 1986

For your birthday I got you a diet book. Gee, thanks! This is perfect! - Diet - Cookies

Garfield on 22nd June 1986
22nd June 1986

THAT'S IT! - - The mailman content of my blood was getting low.

Garfield on 23rd June 1986
23rd June 1986

Will that be all? Irma, we haven't ordered yet. - Here's your check. Have a nice day. - Don't you care that we haven't eaten? Not as long as you leave a nice tip.

Garfield on 24th June 1986
24th June 1986

What do you recommend, Irma? - The hamburger flambe, french fries flambe, chili soup flambe, and peach pie flambe. - What's with all the flambes? The kitchen is on fire.

Garfield on 25th June 1986
25th June 1986

What'll you have, Jon? - I'll have whatever he's having. - Suit yourself.

Garfield on 26th June 1986
26th June 1986

How's it going, Irma? Great! Just won the fast-food service division of the waitress awards. - What's the fast-food service award? - BLAT! BLAT!

Garfield on 27th June 1986
27th June 1986

Here you go, fellas. The "Saturday Special". - This stuff tastes terrible! - Well, to be honest, it's the "Week-Ago-Saturday Special".

Garfield on 28th June 1986
28th June 1986

Irma, I ordered a pie a la mode. Where's the scoop ice cream? It was there a minute ago. - WAH-HA! - I GOT IT! I'll hav ethe pie plain, thank you.

Garfield on 29th June 1986
29th June 1986

shops. - Oh, Freeman! Look at that plaster cat! Z - Yawn! What a nice nap? - - Why is it all the rotten luck happens to me? Whine! - Oh, what are you complaining about?

Garfield on 30th June 1986
30th June 1986

Why, hello there, little spider. - Here, make yourself at home. Share my food, my bed... - My library. WHUMP!

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