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Garfield on 1st January 1986
1st January 1986

Do you wanna go out, boys? Do you? Huh? Huh? Do you? OKAY! GO FOR IT! Now we're too tired.

Garfield on 2nd January 1986
2nd January 1986

What are you doing with those binopculars, Garfield? I'm checking something out. Yup...I was right. There's boredom just as far as the eye can see.

Garfield on 3rd January 1986
3rd January 1986

Nobody takes me seriously Not even me!

Garfield on 4th January 1986
4th January 1986

This is for you. Mail?! For me?! Wow! I'm important! I'm somebody. Hey, wait a minute! This is addressed to "occupant"! Are you ready for lunch, "occupant"? That's MISTER Occupant to you.

Garfield on 5th January 1986
5th January 1986

Garfield on 6th January 1986
6th January 1986

I feel great today! I feel like curing a major disease, writing a best-selling book and stopping poverty! LOOK OUT, WORLD! HERE COMES GARFIELD! Is there anything yu need, Garfield? Yes...I need you to stop me.

Garfield on 7th January 1986
7th January 1986


Garfield on 8th January 1986
8th January 1986

How much do I weigh, RX-2? Do you really want to know? Not really. Would you like a hint?

Garfield on 9th January 1986
9th January 1986

Let's see how much you know about cats. Here are two people who, for all practical purposes, appear to be identical. Guess which one is allergic to cats.

Garfield on 10th January 1986
10th January 1986

I wonder if that floor is cold Yup...it's cold all right.

Garfield on 11th January 1986
11th January 1986

I love hangig on the screen door. I can be a fly or a mountain climber... * WHAM! WHAM! WHAM! Or a door knocker. *

Garfield on 12th January 1986
12th January 1986

Scram! This is my birdbath! I hate to see birds have a good time. HEY! THIS WATER IS FREEZING! UNNNGH! -

Garfield on 13th January 1986
13th January 1986

Cats have an incredible innate ability to sense when you are not feeling well. Jon, I sense you are not feeling well. They also have anincredible innate lack of sympathy.

Garfield on 14th January 1986
14th January 1986

Hands off, Garfield. I'm saving that for Odie. Nice try, guy.

Garfield on 15th January 1986
15th January 1986

I'm going to give Garfield a little treat today. ARRRGH! You don't like shaved coconut? Shaved coconut, Yes. Albino spiders, no.

Garfield on 16th January 1986
16th January 1986

Cats have an incredible innate ability to sense when you are feeling blue. Jon, I sense you are feeling blue. See? BONK! Cheer up!

Garfield on 17th January 1986
17th January 1986

We hve here the last piece of cake, Garfield. I suggest we draw straws to see who gets it. I'm not a betting man.

Garfield on 18th January 1986
18th January 1986

And now the world-class pancake flipper will demonstrate his skill. Pardon my ignorance, Mr. World-Class Pancake Flipper, but shouldn't the stove be turned on first?

Garfield on 19th January 1986
19th January 1986

The mailman makes a great scratching post. We'll be right back after this announcement. Oooo! A warm spot. It's no sunbeam, but it will do. ROWRR! The first rule of owning a cat: "Look before you sit".

Garfield on 20th January 1986
20th January 1986

GARFIELD'S Believe it, or DON'T! There is enough static electricity in 20 cats to start a car. But, it still won't start on a cold morning! Come on, guys. I'm late for work! Take a hike, jack. z z z z Believe it, or DON'T!

Garfield on 21st January 1986
21st January 1986

Garfield on 22nd January 1986
22nd January 1986

GARFIELD'S Believe it, or DON'T! Nick, a cat in Sweden, has eaten six mice a day for twelve years. That's over 26,000 mice! I spite of his notoriety, poor Nick is still single. Nick, about your breath... Believe it, or DON'T!

Garfield on 23rd January 1986
23rd January 1986

GARFIELD'S Believe it, or DON'T! Cats and dogs evolved from a single animal called a "cog". It became extinct when it barked up the wrong tree... BARK! BARK! BARK! A tree named "Bubba. Believe it, or DON'T!

Garfield on 24th January 1986
24th January 1986

GARFIELD'S Believe it, or DON'T! In 1957, a cat in Oregon salved a drowning child. But, it was under the legal size limit, so he threw the kid back. Believe it, or DON'T!

Garfield on 25th January 1986
25th January 1986

GARFIELD'S Believe it, or DON'T! A cat in Lubbock, Texas gave birth to 57 kittens. When asked how she felt after giving birth to quinseptulets, she said: I'll feel better when the start sleeping through the night. Believe it, or DON'T!

Garfield on 26th January 1986
26th January 1986

Garfield on 27th January 1986
27th January 1986

Sigh Gravity. Why fight it?

Garfield on 28th January 1986
28th January 1986

It's fun to lie here and muse on the meaning of life, and muse on the myriad of solutions to the world's woes, and to count the cracks in the ceiling.

Garfield on 29th January 1986
29th January 1986

People seem to be leading more active lifestyles these days. I wonder what that would be like? The only thing active about me is my imagination.

Garfield on 30th January 1986
30th January 1986

You people don't appreciate the stress we cats must deal with. What with having hair all over our bodies... Living in constant fear of split ends.

Garfield on 31st January 1986
31st January 1986

Some people have the silliest phobias. I have a fear of letting my mind wander. I'm afraid it wouldn't come back.

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