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Garfield on 1st February 1986
1st February 1986

I gotta start getting more out of life. I gotta smell the roses along the way. Hey, Garfield, is there anything I can do for you? Bring me a rose.

Garfield on 2nd February 1986
2nd February 1986

In the news, today, cat season opens tomorrow! Z Snort, what's that sound? OH NO! I LEFt THE TELEVISION ON! On the all night movie channel! CLICK! CLUNK! I feel like such an unworthy parent! Z

Garfield on 3rd February 1986
3rd February 1986

Hi, this is Jon Arbuckle. My cat needs a checkup...what kind of cat is he? Uh, he's a registered yellow tabby with distinguished lineage. Actually, he's an orange meatball with stripes.

Garfield on 4th February 1986
4th February 1986

Hey, Garfield, let's get a pizza! SLAM! OH, NO! HA HA! On the way we'll stop at the vet. IT'S THE OLD BAIT-AND-SWITCH!

Garfield on 5th February 1986
5th February 1986

I hate going to the vet. Actually, seeing the vet isn't so bad. It's the waiting room that depresses me.

Garfield on 6th February 1986
6th February 1986

The doctor's not looking. Now's my chance to make an escape! Stupid stainless steel table!

Garfield on 7th February 1986
7th February 1986

Hey, doc, do you mind if I have something to drink? Help yourself. There should be something in the refrigerator by the specimen bottles.

Garfield on 8th February 1986
8th February 1986

While you're at it, doc, how about giving ME a checkup? Say "Ahh". Ahh. What was that? You'll neve rhave to worry about liver flukes again.

Garfield on 9th February 1986
9th February 1986

Two coat hangers. Two coat hangers and an empty closet. There you go, kids. * IT'S TRUE.

Garfield on 10th February 1986
10th February 1986

Hey, dog, you're ugly! Hey, dog, you're stupid! Hey, dog, you couldn't catch a '532 Packard! ROWF! YIP! YAP! YAP! BARK! You gotta flip the right switch!

Garfield on 11th February 1986
11th February 1986

Some people love to linger over dinner. ZOOM! Garfield makes cameo appearances.

Garfield on 12th February 1986
12th February 1986

Do you know what I love about cats the most? It's our dignity. Even royalty could learn from the dignified style with which we conduct our lives. Well, I see by the old clock on the floor, it's lunch time. Time to beg for table scraps.

Garfield on 13th February 1986
13th February 1986

My cat isn't perfect. He lies around a lot. In fact, I encourage him to lie around a lot. Because every time he moves, he destroys something.

Garfield on 14th February 1986
14th February 1986

scratch scratch scratch scratch CRUNCH! ARRRGH! IF YOU DESTROY ONE MORE THING AROUND THIS HOUSE, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU! You're too late.

Garfield on 15th February 1986
15th February 1986

Sharpening claws can be risky business. scratch scratch scratch SPROING! Sometimes the furniture is booby trapped.

Garfield on 16th February 1986
16th February 1986

Cat's cradle? I doubt it. World's LArgest Ball Of Twine World's largest ball of twine, huh? I wonder what this is for. Uh-oh! Don't worry, Garfield! I'll protect you from that fierce piece of string! I hate him.

Garfield on 17th February 1986
17th February 1986

Ah, here comes Arlene. Hello, Garfield. Unnnngh Yugstyx. You may dispense with the vanity. Whew! Thank you.

Garfield on 18th February 1986
18th February 1986

What's a girl like you doing in a place like this? But this is a nice place. Like I said...what's a girl like you doing in a place like this?

Garfield on 19th February 1986
19th February 1986

About that space between your front teeth, Arlene. Yes? When you smile, you look like a vending machine. Check that, a "cute" vending machine.

Garfield on 20th February 1986
20th February 1986

Arlene, I'm sorry I picked on the space between your front teeth. Perhaps this little gift will make amends. What is it? A toothpick!

Garfield on 21st February 1986
21st February 1986

* * * * * You dance like you have two left feet. I do. Oh, yeah.

Garfield on 22nd February 1986
22nd February 1986

Why hasn't our relationship grown? Because you're a wise guy and I'm self-centered. But, Garfield, no man is an island. Or, in your case, a continent. My ego and I will get back on you.

Garfield on 23rd February 1986
23rd February 1986

Z I wonder how Garfield would look in my gag glasses? Z And tie, and shorts, and tennies? Z Good morning, Garfield. snort...Morning. Hee hee What are you laughing at, pea-brain? Sometimes I wish I were awake when I'm asleep.

Garfield on 24th February 1986
24th February 1986

I wonder what dog food tastes like? pant pant OH NO! MY EYES ARE DRYING OUT! MY TONGUE IS STARTING TO SWELL! I'M GETTING SHORT OF BREATH! PANT PANT PANT PANT PANT PANT

Garfield on 25th February 1986
25th February 1986

I have more respect for food than that.

Garfield on 26th February 1986
26th February 1986

Isn't rain wonderful, Garfield? When it stops, the earth is cleansed and the plants are refreshed. And I get to go out on the driveway and stomp on earthworms.

Garfield on 27th February 1986
27th February 1986

Uh-oh! Jon should never leave his bunny slippers under the bed alone. -

Garfield on 28th February 1986
28th February 1986

Odie, you were a bad boy for chewing on the sofa. TAP TAP TAP Is this a private party, or can anyone play?

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