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Garfield on 1st August 1986
1st August 1986

This is great. What did mom used to say about sleeping in laundry baskets? Ah, yes..."My son, sleep only in the clean laundry".

Garfield on 2nd August 1986
2nd August 1986

This mirror should shame Garfield into losing some weight. Why, thank you for the charming and witty dinner companion, Jon. You can't shame a shameless cat.

Garfield on 3rd August 1986
3rd August 1986

Garfield on 4th August 1986
4th August 1986

Are you ready for this, Garfield? TAH-DAH ARRGH! Are you all right? Next time warn me before you get ready to play golf?

Garfield on 5th August 1986
5th August 1986

Do you know what these are, Garfield. Yes, I do. And do you know what they're for? Of course. I know doggie whackers when I see them.

Garfield on 6th August 1986
6th August 1986

I'm going golfing, Garfield. Would you be my caddy? No way! I'm nobody's slave. That's okay. I have somebody else in mind anyway. Hello, caddy. We're all doomed!

Garfield on 7th August 1986
7th August 1986

Take my clubs, caddy! Oops. HAR! HAR! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO NOW? This is surely breaking some pet labor law.

Garfield on 8th August 1986
8th August 1986

Fetch the ball, caddy. ODIE! Let's talk. Here comes the gounds keeper, and, yes, I believe he's carrying a gun.

Garfield on 9th August 1986
9th August 1986

Bring my bag, caddy. OH-NO! WHERE ARE MY CLUBS?! Back where I decided to lighten the load.

Garfield on 10th August 1986
10th August 1986

Ready...aim. * Arch toast snatcher, Garfield the cat, prepares to ply his trade. TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK ZIP! TOING! TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TOING! CLANG!

Garfield on 11th August 1986
11th August 1986

SPLUT WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! What was that all about? I'm training you guys to hate mondays too.

Garfield on 12th August 1986
12th August 1986

Maybe I should cut down on coffee. It's starting to keep me awake. I must have tossed and turned for three minutes last night.

Garfield on 13th August 1986
13th August 1986

SLUCK DONK! Nothing spoils lunch any quicker than a rogue meatball rampaging through your spaghetti.

Garfield on 14th August 1986
14th August 1986

Hey, Garfield. Come here. I'm sleeping with my socks on tonight. Hee hee Har! Har! Life is a gas when you live with a crazy man like Jon!

Garfield on 15th August 1986
15th August 1986

PANT PANT PANT SCRIT -

Garfield on 16th August 1986
16th August 1986

Hmmm Ingedients: You're better off not knowing. What you don't know can't hurt you, right?

Garfield on 17th August 1986
17th August 1986

DONK! dink dinka DINKA DONKA DINKA DONKA DUNKA DINKA DUNKA DONKA SPLUT Hey, Odie! Come here. I have a surprise for you! Have a piece of pie, boy. DINKA DUNKA DONKA BONK!

Garfield on 18th August 1986
18th August 1986

I suppose it's nice that Jon lets the neighborhood kids play in our yard. BONK! Then again, there's something to be said for barbed wire.

Garfield on 19th August 1986
19th August 1986

Oh, no! Mice have gotten into the cereal. That settles it! It's time to take action! WE GOTTA GET A CAT!

Garfield on 20th August 1986
20th August 1986

GARFIELD! THERE'S A RAT IN THE CELLAR! So? So I want you to catch him. Then what am I supposed to do? Make a citizen's arrest? You're hopeless. You know that don't you?

Garfield on 21st August 1986
21st August 1986

What are we going to do about the rat in the cellar? I KNOW! What are you doing? We'll poison him.

Garfield on 22nd August 1986
22nd August 1986

Why do *I* have to catch the rat? They're mean, with large pointy teeth. Hold on, boy. Remember you're a cat. A fierce, carnivorous, predarory animal. THe KING OF THE JUNGLE! Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.

Garfield on 23rd August 1986
23rd August 1986

Did you get the rat, Garfield? You know, Jon, people should talk more. The rat...did you catch the rat? All things can be worked out if you just use reason. What happened? I gave him territory.

Garfield on 24th August 1986
24th August 1986

Oh, great. I hate spiders. WHAP! Aack! cough cough wheeze daddy! speak to me! your father is dead, son. I'm a widow now. I guess I should feel like a heel. But, I don't. WHAP! Aack! Aack!

Garfield on 25th August 1986
25th August 1986

Go get the paper, Garfield. Work! Work! Work! That's all I do around here. I wonder what would happen if I just kept right on walking? I guess I'm going to find out.

Garfield on 26th August 1986
26th August 1986

Odie, it's been 10 minutes since I sent Garfield after the paper. Go find him. Why do I feel like I just sent the lamb after the lion?

Garfield on 27th August 1986
27th August 1986

Gee, I sure miss the boys. WHAT'S THAT?! Oh yeah...that's quiet.

Garfield on 28th August 1986
28th August 1986

GARFIELD! ODIE?! WHERE ARE YOU? HA-HA, GUYS. THE JOKE'S OVER. NOE COME BACK HERE! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! Call the wagon, Reba! that's not a natural laugh!

Garfield on 29th August 1986
29th August 1986

Well, here I am on my own. I feel, so...so... So out-on-my-ownish.

Garfield on 30th August 1986
30th August 1986

sniff sniff sniff MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH

Garfield on 31st August 1986
31st August 1986

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