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Garfield on 1st April 1986
1st April 1986

Who are you? We, sir are rats. We're all brothers. BONK! Oh, yeah, one of us is a sister.

Garfield on 2nd April 1986
2nd April 1986

Howdy, stranger. Rip, Juanita and Bob are our names and spreading pestilence is our game. Which one of you is Juanita? The one with "Eau de Vermin" behind her ears.

Garfield on 3rd April 1986
3rd April 1986

How did you rats get your names? I'm called Rip because I'm fast. Juanita was my grandmother's name. How about you, Bob? That's the sound my head makes when it runs into a wall. I take it Bob isn't very bright. He couldn't get through amaze with a map.

Garfield on 4th April 1986
4th April 1986

Jon will kill me if he finds out I let rats into the house. I'll lure them out with the old "Pied Piper" ploy. * Okay, fat boy. Let's take it from the top.

Garfield on 5th April 1986
5th April 1986

What do you guys want to do today? Let's spread pestilence! Nah, let's lower somebody's property value. Or take a scenic sewer tour. You're disgusting. It's a living. Or run up an old man's pant leg?

Garfield on 6th April 1986
6th April 1986

Garfield on 7th April 1986
7th April 1986

I hate partly cloudy days. When it's sunny, I'm happy, when it's cloudy, I'm das. On a partly cloudy day I can use up a week's worth of moods.

Garfield on 8th April 1986
8th April 1986

My, my. You're up early this morning. I didn't ge tup early. My leg cramp did!

Garfield on 9th April 1986
9th April 1986

I hate it when I can't ge tmilk cartons open. Let me give you a hand. HIYAH! THOCK! Amazing things: claws.

Garfield on 10th April 1986
10th April 1986

You stay out there, Garfield. I'll let you in when I'm good an ready. SCREEEEEEEE I'm ready. Good and.

Garfield on 11th April 1986
11th April 1986

All tucked in for the night? Yup. MY LASAGNA! I was hoping you wouldn't notice.

Garfield on 12th April 1986
12th April 1986

And now for the third tennis ball. TAH-DAH! A NEW WORLD'S RECORD. You spit those out very instant! Some people have no sense of history.

Garfield on 13th April 1986
13th April 1986

Garfield on 14th April 1986
14th April 1986

Hey, Garfield, guess what? We are going to visit dad and mom on the farm again! Jon, you must be psychic. I was just lying here thinking it was time to restock the burrs in my fur.

Garfield on 15th April 1986
15th April 1986

Garfield on 16th April 1986
16th April 1986

Farm life's great, isn't it, Garfield? However, I will admit it's a little slow. Nothing much to do but count the bricks in the old silo. 14,238

Garfield on 17th April 1986
17th April 1986

Look, Garfield! A moo cow! And a bow-bow! And a piggy-piggy! Ha-ha, you guys! This must be the famous farm humor I've heard about.

Garfield on 18th April 1986
18th April 1986

Kind of muddy today, isn't it, Garfield? It is. It's too deep for a little feller like you. I know. you oughta get up on Jon's shoulders. I am.

Garfield on 19th April 1986
19th April 1986

It's cloudin' up. Yup. Looks like rain. Yup. These are men of few words. It's rainin'. Yup. And few brains.

Garfield on 20th April 1986
20th April 1986

scritch scritch scrith SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH SCRATCH BARK! BARK! Why don't you boys let yourselves out for a change? WHA?! CRASH It's time I give some serious consideration to adding a pet door.

Garfield on 21st April 1986
21st April 1986

The newspaper should be here about now. BONK! Sometimes you get the paper, sometimes the paper gets you.

Garfield on 22nd April 1986
22nd April 1986

My life is boring. Have you heard the old saying, "all dressed up and no place to go"? I'm naked and no place to go.

Garfield on 23rd April 1986
23rd April 1986

I gotta do something to spice up my life. I know! I'll take my afternoon nap in the morning and my morning nap in the afternoon. Garfield, you mad, impetuous boy, you.

Garfield on 24th April 1986
24th April 1986

Life is like a Ferrari, it goes too fast. But that's okay. Because you can't afford it anyway.

Garfield on 25th April 1986
25th April 1986

I shall now meditate in order to enrich my life. There is nothing like meditation to get in touch with on'e self. Self...if you don't get out of this stupid position in about three seconds, you kneecaps are going to fall off!

Garfield on 26th April 1986
26th April 1986

Life is like a birdbath. It's made of concrete, filled with water, and uh...birds like to splash in it. Boy, that was dumb. Life isn't anything like a bird bath. tap tap Life...is like a sock monkey...

Garfield on 27th April 1986
27th April 1986

Behind every sunday is a monday. Jon had better wake up on time this morning. If he oversleeps he's going to regret it. I fact, I kind of hope he does oversleep. We'll have some fun. blink blink blink I'M AWAKE! I'M AWAKE! PARTYPOOPER!

Garfield on 28th April 1986
28th April 1986

Hey, Odie, give me a push. A big push! Let's make that a MEDIUM big push.

Garfield on 29th April 1986
29th April 1986

Get ready to go into orbit, Odie! Let me know when you get back!

Garfield on 30th April 1986
30th April 1986

Look, Odie. No feet! Look, Odie. Only one hand! I hate showoffs.

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