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Garfield on 1st May 1984
1st May 1984

ODIE! GET AWAY FROM THAT TREE! GARFIELD! GET OUT OF THAT SAND TRAP! Would you mind observing proper golf etiquette there, mister? I'm sorry, but my pets are driving me nuts. It's the outfit I'm talking about.

Garfield on 2nd May 1984
2nd May 1984

CRACK! Oh, no! I hit an old lady in the head and knocked her out cold! What should I do, Garfield? I'd straighten that left arm and turn that right hand over more.

Garfield on 3rd May 1984
3rd May 1984

ROWR! GARFIELD! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THAT SAND TRAP? Squatting on a sandburg, thank you.

Garfield on 4th May 1984
4th May 1984

Well, boys, it's been a nice vacation, but it's time to head home. Good heavens! What happened to you guys?! Odie discovered how to dial room service. Burp.

Garfield on 5th May 1984
5th May 1984

Here we are! Home sweet home! ARRRGH! OKAY; WHO LEFT THE FAUCET RUNNING?! I didn't want my sponge collection to dry out.

Garfield on 6th May 1984
6th May 1984

MY BED! ODIE'S SLEEPING IN MY BED! This calls for a good stomping! STOMP STOMP STOMP So much for my french bread and olive collection.

Garfield on 7th May 1984
7th May 1984

Some people wonder why I hate mondays. Maybe I'm fatalistic. But I suspect I'm just stupid.

Garfield on 8th May 1984
8th May 1984

scratch scratch scratch WHAM! I'm not very fond of Tuesday, either.

Garfield on 9th May 1984
9th May 1984

I am absolutely not getting out of bed today. Hey, Garfield. There's a spider on your blanket. I keep forgetting we live in a generation without absolutes.

Garfield on 10th May 1984
10th May 1984

I'll teach him to be a spider! STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP He won't have the guts to do that again. STOMP STOMP Better safe than sorry. STOMP STOMP STOMP

Garfield on 11th May 1984
11th May 1984

Look at this. A cat stroking his owner! Why so affectionate, Garfield? I just squashed a spider.

Garfield on 12th May 1984
12th May 1984

SLUG Big day.

Garfield on 13th May 1984
13th May 1984

Fetch the stick, Odie! -

Garfield on 14th May 1984
14th May 1984

I'm lonely. I think I'll see if I can find Arlene. Hi there. You two-timing swine! What happened?

Garfield on 15th May 1984
15th May 1984

Hi, Arlene. DON'T SPEAK TO ME, YOU CAD, I SAW YOU WITH THAT OTHER WOMAN! Oh come on now, do I look like the kind of guy who could easily attract women? I suppose you're right. And just what do you mean by that?

Garfield on 16th May 1984
16th May 1984

Here is your dinner, my dear. BLAT Is this food fresh? Ha ha ha, why of course! This is only yesterday's newspaper.

Garfield on 17th May 1984
17th May 1984

Aren't you going to join me for dinner, Garfield? Uh...no thank you. I'm on a diet. A diet?! How long have you been on a diet? Oh, for about 18 seconds now.

Garfield on 18th May 1984
18th May 1984

Ho hum... Why do we see each other? It beats being lonely. I was hoping for something more romantic. That's way down the list.

Garfield on 19th May 1984
19th May 1984

Is our date over? Did it begin? Some women don't appreciate us strong, silent types.

Garfield on 20th May 1984
20th May 1984

Garfield on 21st May 1984
21st May 1984

I hate Monday. That's the day people go back to work, kids go back to school... And diets begin.

Garfield on 22nd May 1984
22nd May 1984

Garfield, you're too fat. I can't help it. I have a slow metabolism. A reeeeeeal slow metabolism.

Garfield on 23rd May 1984
23rd May 1984

Do you know what I hate about diets? Eating is social. But when you diet, you diet alone.

Garfield on 24th May 1984
24th May 1984

I think I have a way out of this diet. I know I'm too fat for a cat... But, I'm just right for a bumblebee!

Garfield on 25th May 1984
25th May 1984

How goes the diet, Garfield? ROAR What was that?! That was my stomach, you twit.

Garfield on 26th May 1984
26th May 1984

AYIEEEEE! Everyone's a critic. cough weeze

Garfield on 27th May 1984
27th May 1984

* Oh no! I've tangle wit that dog before. If I take my eyes off him, he'll clobber me! I can't stand it. WHONGO! Why did you do that? I hit him back first.

Garfield on 28th May 1984
28th May 1984

I hate mondays. Garfield, I don't know why you hate mondays so much. BLAT! SEE?!!!

Garfield on 29th May 1984
29th May 1984

Good morning, Garfield. I made your coffee just like you like it. Strong.

Garfield on 30th May 1984
30th May 1984

Oh shucks, I just spilled the only cup of coffee we have in the house. -

Garfield on 31st May 1984
31st May 1984

* ROWR * WHOCK! Garfield, where did the flowers come from? Well, why don't we just read the note?

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