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Garfield on 1st May 1984
1st May 1984

ODIE! GET AWAY FROM THAT TREE! GARFIELD! GET OUT OF THAT SAND TRAP! - Would you mind observing proper golf etiquette there, mister? - I'm sorry, but my pets are driving me nuts. It's the outfit I'm talking about.

Garfield on 2nd May 1984
2nd May 1984

CRACK! - Oh, no! I hit an old lady in the head and knocked her out cold! - What should I do, Garfield? I'd straighten that left arm and turn that right hand over more.

Garfield on 3rd May 1984
3rd May 1984

- ROWR! - GARFIELD! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THAT SAND TRAP? Squatting on a sandburg, thank you.

Garfield on 4th May 1984
4th May 1984

Well, boys, it's been a nice vacation, but it's time to head home. - Good heavens! What happened to you guys?! - Odie discovered how to dial room service. Burp.

Garfield on 5th May 1984
5th May 1984

Here we are! Home sweet home! - ARRRGH! - OKAY; WHO LEFT THE FAUCET RUNNING?! I didn't want my sponge collection to dry out.

Garfield on 6th May 1984
6th May 1984

- MY BED! ODIE'S SLEEPING IN MY BED! - This calls for a good stomping! - STOMP STOMP STOMP - - - So much for my french bread and olive collection.

Garfield on 7th May 1984
7th May 1984

Some people wonder why I hate mondays. - Maybe I'm fatalistic. - But I suspect I'm just stupid.

Garfield on 8th May 1984
8th May 1984

scratch scratch scratch - WHAM! - I'm not very fond of Tuesday, either.

Garfield on 9th May 1984
9th May 1984

I am absolutely not getting out of bed today. - Hey, Garfield. There's a spider on your blanket. - I keep forgetting we live in a generation without absolutes.

Garfield on 10th May 1984
10th May 1984

I'll teach him to be a spider! STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP - He won't have the guts to do that again. - STOMP STOMP Better safe than sorry. STOMP STOMP STOMP

Garfield on 11th May 1984
11th May 1984

Look at this. - A cat stroking his owner! - Why so affectionate, Garfield? I just squashed a spider.

Garfield on 12th May 1984
12th May 1984

- SLUG - Big day.

Garfield on 13th May 1984
13th May 1984

- Fetch the stick, Odie! - - -

Garfield on 14th May 1984
14th May 1984

I'm lonely. I think I'll see if I can find Arlene. - Hi there. You two-timing swine! - What happened?

Garfield on 15th May 1984
15th May 1984

Hi, Arlene. DON'T SPEAK TO ME, YOU CAD, I SAW YOU WITH THAT OTHER WOMAN! - Oh come on now, do I look like the kind of guy who could easily attract women? I suppose you're right. And just what do you mean by that?

Garfield on 16th May 1984
16th May 1984

Here is your dinner, my dear. BLAT - Is this food fresh? Ha ha ha, why of course! - This is only yesterday's newspaper.

Garfield on 17th May 1984
17th May 1984

Aren't you going to join me for dinner, Garfield? Uh...no thank you. I'm on a diet. - A diet?! How long have you been on a diet? - Oh, for about 18 seconds now.

Garfield on 18th May 1984
18th May 1984

Ho hum... - Why do we see each other? It beats being lonely. - I was hoping for something more romantic. That's way down the list.

Garfield on 19th May 1984
19th May 1984

- Is our date over? Did it begin? - Some women don't appreciate us strong, silent types.

Garfield on 20th May 1984
20th May 1984

it, Garfield? I loooove the attention.

Garfield on 21st May 1984
21st May 1984

I hate Monday. That's the day people go back to work, kids go back to school... - - And diets begin.

Garfield on 22nd May 1984
22nd May 1984

Garfield, you're too fat. I can't help it. - I have a slow metabolism. - A reeeeeeal slow metabolism.

Garfield on 23rd May 1984
23rd May 1984

Do you know what I hate about diets? - Eating is social. - But when you diet, you diet alone.

Garfield on 24th May 1984
24th May 1984

I think I have a way out of this diet. - I know I'm too fat for a cat... - But, I'm just right for a bumblebee!

Garfield on 25th May 1984
25th May 1984

How goes the diet, Garfield? - ROAR - What was that?! That was my stomach, you twit.

Garfield on 26th May 1984
26th May 1984

- AYIEEEEE! - Everyone's a critic. cough weeze

Garfield on 27th May 1984
27th May 1984

* - Oh no! - I've tangle wit that dog before. - If I take my eyes off him, he'll clobber me! - I can't stand it. - WHONGO! - Why did you do that? I hit him back first.

Garfield on 28th May 1984
28th May 1984

I hate mondays. Garfield, I don't know why you hate mondays so much. - BLAT! - SEE?!!!

Garfield on 29th May 1984
29th May 1984

Good morning, Garfield. - I made your coffee just like you like it. - Strong.

Garfield on 30th May 1984
30th May 1984

Oh shucks, I just spilled the only cup of coffee we have in the house. - -

Garfield on 31st May 1984
31st May 1984

* ROWR * - WHOCK! - Garfield, where did the flowers come from? Well, why don't we just read the note?

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