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Garfield on 1st July 1984
1st July 1984

you get. Bigger-boned maybe. - You're fat, Garfield. I am not fat! - My center of gravity is just getting lower.

Garfield on 2nd July 1984
2nd July 1984

I have this nagging feeling I'm forgetting something. - WHUMP! - Oh yes, I forgot I kicked Odie into next week, last week.

Garfield on 3rd July 1984
3rd July 1984

Pooky loves me, I can tell. - He doesn't talk, he doesn't walk, he doesn't think. - a little nothing goes a long way.

Garfield on 4th July 1984
4th July 1984

I'm working up a routine for the fence tonight, Pooky. Tell me what you think of it. - I knew a teddy bear who was so ugly, even the tide wouldn't take it out. - BLAT!

Garfield on 5th July 1984
5th July 1984

Good evening, ladies and germs. I'd like you to meet Pooky, my gag writer. - SPLAT - Welcome to the show biz, kid.

Garfield on 6th July 1984
6th July 1984

Jump through the hoop, Pooky. - Hey, Garfield, what's happening? I'm pretending to teach Pooky tricks. -

Garfield on 7th July 1984
7th July 1984

Butterflies are versatile. They can caress the air. - They can kiss the dew from the flowers. - And they can embed themselves in radiators. FWAP!

Garfield on 8th July 1984
8th July 1984

than none at all.

Garfield on 9th July 1984
9th July 1984

Garfield, I know you hate mondays. - But everything that could possibly happen to you has already happened. - Au contraire, power failure breath.

Garfield on 10th July 1984
10th July 1984


Garfield on 11th July 1984
11th July 1984

I've learned something from this power failure, Garfield. - When you are deprived of your eyesight, isn't it amazing how much keener your other senses become? - Huh?

Garfield on 12th July 1984
12th July 1984

Don't worry, Garfield. The power failure may have spoiled the food in the refrigerator... - But we still have lots of canned goods. - Now where's our electric opener? ARRRGH!

Garfield on 13th July 1984
13th July 1984

Hey, Garfield, as long as the power is off, we might as well go out. - I have my bowling ball. Let's go bowling. - Get your fingers out of my eyes and your thumb out of my mouth, and I'll consider it.

Garfield on 14th July 1984
14th July 1984

- Great! The power's back on! I can't think of anything worse than a power failure. - How about two power failures?

Garfield on 15th July 1984
15th July 1984

Z Z - BABOOM! - SHOOP ZOOM - Allright you guys, get out of here. It's only a little thunderstorm. - Pets...they're just like kids. - CRACK KABOOM! - Urf! Give me some room, will you? Hey! Your feet are cold!

Garfield on 16th July 1984
16th July 1984

And now, a word from our sponsor. - Hey, America. Here's a cat food we bet your cat will love. - You're on.

Garfield on 17th July 1984
17th July 1984

Good morning, old buddy. - ARRRGH! That's only a piece of lint, Garfield. - It sure does a great spider impression.

Garfield on 18th July 1984
18th July 1984

BARK! BARK! BARK! - Odie isn't really stupid. BONK - He's just chased one too many parked cars.

Garfield on 19th July 1984
19th July 1984

Okay, you turkeys, I'm prepared for anything. - * AROOO * - CRASH!

Garfield on 20th July 1984
20th July 1984

Garfield, if you mess with my new fish, you'll regret it. - What's so regrettable about a little seafood snack? - Jon's going to pay for this.

Garfield on 21st July 1984
21st July 1984

- Well, well, Odie. I see you derive great pleasure from other's misfortune. - So do I! SNAP!

Garfield on 22nd July 1984
22nd July 1984

slob like him can hide. - Get out of the bookcase, Garfield.

Garfield on 23rd July 1984
23rd July 1984

You sleep too much, Garfield. - Sometimes I do feel bad about sleeping so much. - What with all the insomniacs in China.

Garfield on 24th July 1984
24th July 1984

What Odie needs is a good kick. - Uh-oh! Nap attack! - I don't even want to know. Z

Garfield on 25th July 1984
25th July 1984


Garfield on 26th July 1984
26th July 1984

Z - Z Whimper - No, Odie, Garfield isn't dead. He's just a hardcore sleeper.

Garfield on 27th July 1984
27th July 1984

Are you going to sleep all day, Garfield? Let me check my social calendar. - Let's see...there's high tea with the Queen of England tomorrow, but nothing today. - Z Ask a stupid question...

Garfield on 28th July 1984
28th July 1984

YAWN What a great night's sleep! - I'm ready to attack a fresh new day. - Good evening, Garfield. What's on the late movie?

Garfield on 29th July 1984
29th July 1984

I should think a steak sauce and honey glaze would be nice. - - Scrambled? Scrambled.

Garfield on 30th July 1984
30th July 1984

There's only one way to beat the heat today. - Where are you going, Garfield? To the beach. - Hello, beach.

Garfield on 31st July 1984
31st July 1984

There's only one thing I hate about the beach. - PONK! - It's always so crowded.

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