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Garfield on 1st February 1984
1st February 1984

* ARRRGH! b-b-b-b When he comes around, he'll thank me for breaking up the monotony of his dreary job.

Garfield on 2nd February 1984
2nd February 1984

Garfield on 3rd February 1984
3rd February 1984

SLAM! Rats! I missed him! Apparently, no one ever told him to look both ways before crossing the street. SCREECH

Garfield on 4th February 1984
4th February 1984

Be a good boy and fetch the mail, Garfield. Oui, mon capitaine. RIP ROWT CLOBBER BLAP Did you hurt him bad? Oh, just a few lacerations, abrasions and internal injuries. I was in a good mood.

Garfield on 5th February 1984
5th February 1984

plop! GLUP! ptoo ptoo SPLUT! Salvage the pride, Garfield, salvage the pride.

Garfield on 6th February 1984
6th February 1984

Hey, Garfield, it says here people can perform superhuman feats of strength during periods of great stress. What baloney! By the way, I'm taking you to the vet today.

Garfield on 7th February 1984
7th February 1984

You can't hide from forever, Garfield. I'm going to find you and take you to the vet. You may be sneaky, but I'm sneakier. "Sneaky" is my middle name.

Garfield on 8th February 1984
8th February 1984

Garfield can't resist lasagna, and when he comes to eat it, I'm going to catch him and take him to the vet. SMACK GULP SLURP That cat has the longest lips I've ever seen.

Garfield on 9th February 1984
9th February 1984

Now where could Garfield be? He's not in tie cookies, and he certainly won't be in the doggie biscuits. POO! It's a good thing I can't read.

Garfield on 10th February 1984
10th February 1984

Aha! There you are, Garfield! You're going to the vet now. Sorry, Odie. SMACK

Garfield on 11th February 1984
11th February 1984

I wish I could find Garfield's hiding place so I could take him to the vet. He's sure hiding in a good place. A good place Not a smart place But a good place.

Garfield on 12th February 1984
12th February 1984

I can't believe my luck. This is too perfect. I will now slide down this banister and make a four-point landing on Odie down there. BANZAI! RATS! I can see the headline now: "Twist in plot fatal to local cat".

Garfield on 13th February 1984
13th February 1984

Garfield on 14th February 1984
14th February 1984

If people had hair all over their bodies, would they wear clothing? Probably not.

Garfield on 15th February 1984
15th February 1984

What would happen if people were cats and cats were people? That's an easy one. Dogs would soon be extinct.

Garfield on 16th February 1984
16th February 1984

I was wondering, Garfield... What if being fat were considered attractive? What do you mean, "what if," bozo?

Garfield on 17th February 1984
17th February 1984

I wonder what life would be like if we never had to eat. That would take some getting used to. For a time, mothers would fix their families three square nothings a day.

Garfield on 18th February 1984
18th February 1984

What if there were never a Leonardo da Vinci? That would be awful! The da Vinci kids would have been orphans.

Garfield on 19th February 1984
19th February 1984

RING! BRING! SMASH! DING DING DING DING STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! GASP! COUGH WHEEzeeee SHOOP! Rats! Too late! Now I'm wide awake.

Garfield on 20th February 1984
20th February 1984

I hate mondays. This is your conscience speaking. It's not nice to hate mondays. Look at it as starting a fresh week with a clean slate. I hate mondays.

Garfield on 21st February 1984
21st February 1984

This is your conscience speaking. Don't you dare push Odie off the table! That would be inhumane and cruel. Then YOU push him off. POKE! That was kind of fun.

Garfield on 22nd February 1984
22nd February 1984

Why do you follow me around, conscience? If I don't you won't be very nice. If I put this cork in your bottle would you be trapped? Yes, but that wouldn't be very nice. That wasn't very nice.

Garfield on 23rd February 1984
23rd February 1984

Now that my conscience is trapped in this bottle, I can walk away and enjoy myself. That's okay, go ahead, have fun, don't worry about me. I'll just sit here in the dark...all alone. You're very good. One of the best.

Garfield on 24th February 1984
24th February 1984

Let's have some fun, Garfield. Take one step back. Okay. I thought consciences were supposed to be nice! I'm on break.

Garfield on 25th February 1984
25th February 1984

I have my conscience trapped in this bottle. I'll just set it by Jon. Get a haircut.

Garfield on 26th February 1984
26th February 1984

Garfield on 27th February 1984
27th February 1984

What a glorious morning! I could really enjoy a morning like this. If I could only get this catch out of my back.

Garfield on 28th February 1984
28th February 1984

I gotta get help for this catch in my back. Hey, guys. What we have here is a failure to communicate.

Garfield on 29th February 1984
29th February 1984

Maybe a good night's sleep will help me get rid of this catch in my back. Maybe not.

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