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Garfield on 1st August 1984
1st August 1984

GREAT! Surf's up!

Garfield on 2nd August 1984
2nd August 1984

Garfield, I know you like to have fun... But you look ridiculous. Stand aside there, fella. Here comes my next wave.

Garfield on 3rd August 1984
3rd August 1984

Okay, everyone out of the pool! I'm going swimming. You! the one with the whistle-out! I don't need a lifeguard.

Garfield on 4th August 1984
4th August 1984

* Rats. I thought you were going swimming. The water was polluted.

Garfield on 5th August 1984
5th August 1984

Garfield on 6th August 1984
6th August 1984

NO! NO! NO! DON'T MAKE ME DO IT! ARRRGH! SOMEONE HELP ME! Sometimes it's hard to fight primal instincts.

Garfield on 7th August 1984
7th August 1984

Hello, lunch. Those bird's nets are deceptively large.

Garfield on 8th August 1984
8th August 1984

Why do I do it? Why do I climb up trees when I can't climb down? The neighborhood always turns out to see me. Then the fire department comes to get me. Then my picture ends up in the newspaper. I just answered my own question.

Garfield on 9th August 1984
9th August 1984

Oh good! Here comes a fireman to save me! Terrific. Why do I always get the fat ones? And the ones who are sensitive about their weight?

Garfield on 10th August 1984
10th August 1984

I'm getting sleepy. If birds can sleep in trees, so can I. Z

Garfield on 11th August 1984
11th August 1984

If I truly believe I'm a bird, I might be able to flap my arms and fly out of this tree. I'm a bird! I'm a bird! I hope birds' bones knit quickly.

Garfield on 12th August 1984
12th August 1984

Garfield on 13th August 1984
13th August 1984

WHAP! Sometime, somewhere, when you are least expecting it...Monday strikes.

Garfield on 14th August 1984
14th August 1984

What's wrong with this picture? There's no food in your bowl, Garfield. Give the man a cigar! Fill it up, turkey. I hate it when lower life forms are condescending to me.

Garfield on 15th August 1984
15th August 1984

I've been taken! There was only one kernel of popcorn in this whole bag. Oh, well, one's better than nothing. POP!

Garfield on 16th August 1984
16th August 1984

Good morning, fern. How about a drink of water, little friend? How nice, Garfield, I'm glad to see you take an interest in my fern. I'm fattening it for slaughter.

Garfield on 17th August 1984
17th August 1984

Where is it written that humans must give cats milk in saucers?! Why not in cups or bowls or pans? SPLASH SEE?! I think Garfield is trying to tell me something.

Garfield on 18th August 1984
18th August 1984

What is it, Garfield? Pick me up. Too fat to hop on the table, huh? One of these days, I'll learn.

Garfield on 19th August 1984
19th August 1984

SCRIK SLUCK SHLONK TUCK I love rubber pets.

Garfield on 20th August 1984
20th August 1984

I'm bored, bored, bored. I need something to spice up my week. THAT'S IT. The caped avenger returns.

Garfield on 21st August 1984
21st August 1984

Uh-oh. RUN FOR COVER, ODIE! Make way for the caped avenger. Garfield is fantasizing again.

Garfield on 22nd August 1984
22nd August 1984

The caped avenger seeks out evil wherever it may lurk. As long as it isn't in dark scary places.

Garfield on 23rd August 1984
23rd August 1984

The caped avenger will now descend upon an old archenemy. BLAT! The caped avenger forgot to correct for crosswind.

Garfield on 24th August 1984
24th August 1984

Be careful, mere mortal man! That food may be poisoned! The caped avenger will taste it for you. It's okay. (burp) Enjoy.

Garfield on 25th August 1984
25th August 1984

The caped avenger pauses to wash his cape. The hankied avenger plods on.

Garfield on 26th August 1984
26th August 1984

Hmmm. This ladder gives me a great idea. I'm going to glue my feet to the ceiling. And blow Jon's mind. This is going to be fun. Unless, of course, Jon doesn't see me. Unless, of course, Jon goes to bed.

Garfield on 27th August 1984
27th August 1984

Guess what, Garfield! We're going to the farm this week. Whoopty-doo. Going to the farm is like going to the zoo... Where they eat everything but th cats.

Garfield on 28th August 1984
28th August 1984

Dad! Mom! Jon Boy! Jonny! I wish they'd call me by my real name. You're right, dummy.

Garfield on 29th August 1984
29th August 1984

Doc Boy! Don't call me Doc Boy! What's with him, dad? Ever since he started wearing long pants, he's hated the be called "Boy". How long has that been? Since last thursday. A late bloomer.

Garfield on 30th August 1984
30th August 1984

Garfield on 31st August 1984
31st August 1984

Well, Garfield, this week you learned where bacon comes from. Bacon comes from a pig. And you learned where milk comes from. Milk comes from the udder of a cow. Would you like to know where eggs come from? I would as soon that remain amystery.

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