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Garfield on 1st April 1984
1st April 1984

This is it, boys. Tonight we find out who the phantom ripper is. He's stepping out the shadows now. Oh, no! It's...it's you! AYIEEE! Good movie. click Who was he? We thought YOU were watching. SMACK GRRRRR

Garfield on 2nd April 1984
2nd April 1984

It's Monday out there. I feel it in the air. I hate mondays. I'm sure the world will end on a Monday...at least I hope it does. It would be a shame to end the world right before a weekend.

Garfield on 3rd April 1984
3rd April 1984

Pooky, where are you? Oh, no! My teddy bear is missing. This has the makings of a classic mystery. I already have some prime suspects. It's easy when you live with a rogue's gallery.

Garfield on 4th April 1984
4th April 1984

I suspect Odie of kidnapping Pooky. Watch him crumble under my keen questioning. Where were you on the evening of April 1?! What am I doing? Odie doesn't even know where he is now.

Garfield on 5th April 1984
5th April 1984

There must be clue to Pooky's disappearance here somewhere... Aha! could this be a telltale trail of teddy bear hair? Even if it isn't, that was a pretty nifty bit of alliteration.

Garfield on 6th April 1984
6th April 1984

Hello, what's this? Just as my teddy bear disappears, this sack mysteriously appears... Something smells fishy here. -

Garfield on 7th April 1984
7th April 1984

Aha! Jon! It was you who kidnapped Pooky! Obviously, sensing I was hot on his trail and fearing my wrath, he's decided to return Pooky and throw himself on the mercy of the court. I had your teddy bear cleaned, Garfield. Sigh...thank you.

Garfield on 8th April 1984
8th April 1984

* AROOOOOOO * tappity tappity clap clap clap I like you, Garfield. And I like myself, Arlene. I can take a hint. Like myself when I'm with you that is.

Garfield on 9th April 1984
9th April 1984

It's nearly midnight on a Monday. I can't believe it! Nothing bad has happened to me all day. COO-COO!

Garfield on 10th April 1984
10th April 1984

Watch this. It's the old rubber bone gag. SHOOP! Practical jokes are wasted on the stupid.

Garfield on 11th April 1984
11th April 1984

SQUIT BLAT Unnnngh! Help! Help! The alien is sucking my brain dry! Garfield has raised playing with food to an art form

Garfield on 12th April 1984
12th April 1984

Garfield, I think it's time we grow up, be more responsible, take a more mature outlook on life... Hee hee I don't think you're taking me seriously! I'm sorry. I don't know what came over me.

Garfield on 13th April 1984
13th April 1984

Stop begging, Garfield. You may have any food that falls on the floor. I hate you. I can live with that.

Garfield on 14th April 1984
14th April 1984

Hee-hee, snort. WAH-HA-HA! Okay! Okay! I'm awake!

Garfield on 15th April 1984
15th April 1984

Garfield on 16th April 1984
16th April 1984

I'm sorry. Did I bring you down, old buddy? Like a rock, old buddy.

Garfield on 17th April 1984
17th April 1984

I'm bored, Garfield. I'm tired of seeing the same old scenery. Do you know what I mean? Not really. At least you get to see the scenery.

Garfield on 18th April 1984
18th April 1984

Garfield, there's only one way to shed this shroud of gray we wear... There's only one path out of this valley of gloom. There's only one sure bet to beat the boreds. Gather your things. We're going to vacation! I'm packed. Let's go!

Garfield on 19th April 1984
19th April 1984

How much are the plane tickets? ...uh, do you have anything cheaper? That could be fatal! I don't think they want out business, Garfield. Where's the competition for the low rollers these days?

Garfield on 20th April 1984
20th April 1984

Thank you very much. Garfield, I had to book our vacation all third-class. I hope you don't mind. That's okay. It's still better than this fourth-class existence at home.

Garfield on 21st April 1984
21st April 1984

Let's blow this joint, Garfield. Hang on! Where did you go? To give the refrigerator a goodbye kiss.

Garfield on 22nd April 1984
22nd April 1984

Garfield on 23rd April 1984
23rd April 1984

I haven't seen a stewardess in hours, Garfield. I'm going to find out what's going on around here. Excuse me sir. How's the service on this airline?

Garfield on 24th April 1984
24th April 1984

Hey! We're getting hungry here in third-class! What's to eat?! BLAT! BLAT! Hardtack and swill. Yum-yum. CONK! CONK!

Garfield on 25th April 1984
25th April 1984

Nyah! Nyah! Nyah! Nyah! Mikey, it's not nice to make fun of people, even though they ARE traveling in third-class. NO! GARFIELD, NO! LET ME HURT 'EM JUST A LITTLE BIT!

Garfield on 26th April 1984
26th April 1984

I know this is just the third-class exit from the plane, Garfield... But you'd think they'd give us a ladder or something.

Garfield on 27th April 1984
27th April 1984

I would like your cheapest room for me and my cat. Yes, sir. That would be the Jack Benny suite, sir. Well, Garfield, there's the bed and the bathroom's down the hall. Any questions? Yes... Where are YOU going to sleep?

Garfield on 28th April 1984
28th April 1984

All I have to do is unpack, Garfield, and we'll be ready for some rest and relaxation. ARRRRGH! NOT ANOTHER PET TO TAKE CARE OF! I don't think I can take any more surprises. Then don't look at what Odie did to your sport jacket.

Garfield on 29th April 1984
29th April 1984

You guys have a good time, but no digging in the sand, if you know what I mean? Hey, baby! What's your sign? Careful, buddy. She's MY girl. Aw, go pound sand, you little twerp Well...I guess we are to do as he says, not as hedoes.

Garfield on 30th April 1984
30th April 1984

Hey, Garfield! Are you ready to go play golf? Aren't you coming? On second thought, I think I'd rather stay in the room and watch the sink back-up

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