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Garfield on 1st October 1982
1st October 1982

I love you, coffee; you make me glow. - You make me smile. I love you so. - My nerves don't like you, but what do they know?

Garfield on 2nd October 1982
2nd October 1982

Now for a strong cup of coffee. - Now for a good night's sleep. - Now for a brisk bout with insomnia.

Garfield on 3rd October 1982
3rd October 1982

What's that rumbling? The ground is shaking! - Oh, no! It's THEM! - THERE'S NO WAY OUT! I'M TRAPPED LIKE A RAT! - ARRRGH! -

Garfield on 4th October 1982
4th October 1982

- ARRGH! - Very funny, Odie. Now get your face off the window.

Garfield on 5th October 1982
5th October 1982

- - ROWR

Garfield on 6th October 1982
6th October 1982

I got you a new friend, Garfield. He even talks. Oh, goody. - Will you play with me? Why, of course, little buddy. - Let's go play with Jon's power tools.

Garfield on 7th October 1982
7th October 1982

I wonder what that bag of sawdust has to say. - Feed me. Feed me. Feed me. Feed me. Feed me. - He does have a certain charm.

Garfield on 8th October 1982
8th October 1982

up.

Garfield on 9th October 1982
9th October 1982

Your little friend here is certainly cute, Garfield. - stomp! stomp! stomp! - Little friend or not, there's something to be said for the diplomatic removal of competition.

Garfield on 10th October 1982
10th October 1982

different meaning. - It says here certain tribal societies also ate cats. - I can hear a diner complaining, "oh, waiter, there's a flea collar in my soup". That's not funny.

Garfield on 11th October 1982
11th October 1982

Maybe I wouldn't hate mondays so much if I didn't have this calendar here to remind me. - -

Garfield on 12th October 1982
12th October 1982

That hamburger is mine, Garfield. It's mine. - Let's see if you want it after I stomp it, lick it and shed on it. - You win, Garfield. You can have it. I don't think I want it now.

Garfield on 13th October 1982
13th October 1982

POP! POP! POP! POP! POP! POP! POP! - Let me guess. You're going tree climbing, right? - How did you know?

Garfield on 14th October 1982
14th October 1982

Now to get out of this tree. - - Don't you dare! sniff sniff

Garfield on 15th October 1982
15th October 1982

I wish you understood my every word, Garfield. - I could tell you I love you. I understand how you feel. - I love me, too.

Garfield on 16th October 1982
16th October 1982

- I love it when you cuddle up to me, Garfield. - What a warm and wonderful gesture. My nose was wet.

Garfield on 17th October 1982
17th October 1982

- - SMACK! - HEY! - tickle tickle tickle - STOP IT, GARFIELD! YOU PLAY TOO ROUGH! - I'm sorry I yelled at you, Garfield. Cats have feelings too, you know.

Garfield on 18th October 1982
18th October 1982

I'm not leaving bed, I'm not moving a muscle. If I don't bother Monday, maybe Monday won't bother me. - Hello, I'm Nermal, the world's cutest kitten, here to visit for the week. - Well, maybe I will do just a teensy bit of sobbing.

Garfield on 19th October 1982
19th October 1982

The mirror is one of cat's best friends, Nermal. You can primp in it, play with it and admire yourself in it. - - I don't see what's so great about it.

Garfield on 20th October 1982
20th October 1982

Follow me, Nermal. This is how you climb a tree. - Now what do we do? What a silly question. - We sit here until the fire department comes.

Garfield on 21st October 1982
21st October 1982

lick - LICK - What happened to you?

Garfield on 22nd October 1982
22nd October 1982

How cute. Thank you, Nermal. - - Uh...thanks. You'd better appreciate it, sucker. Your flower garden gave its life for this bouquet.

Garfield on 23rd October 1982
23rd October 1982

Tell me, Garfield, are you threatened by the fact that I am much younger and cuter than you are? I'm bigger than that. - You can say that again! - See how they like your rapier wit on the moon.

Garfield on 24th October 1982
24th October 1982

TV. - That's it. This must be one of those stupid hats.

Garfield on 25th October 1982
25th October 1982

Get ready to go, Garfield. We are going to visit dad and mom on the farm. - Send my regrets. I really must stay home and pluck my nose hairs. - I guess I'm ready to go.

Garfield on 26th October 1982
26th October 1982

SPUT SPUT WEEEZE GURGLE SPUT - The car has stopped and it's getting dark. What should I do, Garfield? I con only think of one thing. - MAKE IT GO

Garfield on 27th October 1982
27th October 1982

We're stranded, Garfield. We'll have to find somewhere to spend the night. - What about that place? Cute. - A little paint, a few curtains, and it would be a regular love nest.

Garfield on 28th October 1982
28th October 1982

I guess we'll have to stay in this abandoned house tonight, Garfield. - Garfield R.I.P. 6-19-78 10-30-82 - I can't put my finger on it, but I have an uneasy feeling about this place.

Garfield on 29th October 1982
29th October 1982

This house is spooky, isn't it, Garfield? Kind of reminds me of the vet's office. - Uh-oh, footsteps! Quick! Into the closet! CLOMP CLOMP - What do you suppose it is? CLOMP CLOMP Let's hope it's the welcome wagon.

Garfield on 30th October 1982
30th October 1982

CLOMP CLOMP It's coming to get us, Garfield. It knows we're in the closet! -ARRGH! - DAD! You didn't show, so I came looking for you. One life down, eight to go.

Garfield on 31st October 1982
31st October 1982

* - If I disguise myself as a bird, I should be able to get close enough for an easy lunch - Glue gluk gluk gluk - - swim fins - waddle waddle -

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