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Garfield on 1st November 1982
1st November 1982

It's nice to be back in the country with space to roam. Space to breathe. Space to be me. Space to be BORED!

Garfield on 2nd November 1982
2nd November 1982

I think I'll have an egg for breakfast. crack! Mommy! Maybe chicken for lunch.

Garfield on 3rd November 1982
3rd November 1982

Mommy! Look, kid, I'm not your mommy. I'm a boy. Boys can't be mommies. Daddy!

Garfield on 4th November 1982
4th November 1982

What's that, daddy? It's lasagna. And don't call me daddy. Here. Have a piece. Yuk! NO SON OF MINE WOULD REFUSE LASAGNA!

Garfield on 5th November 1982
5th November 1982

Stop hanging around me, kid. Just remember, you're a tender young chicken and I'm a very hungry cat. I guess I have that little giblet the what for. EYOW!

Garfield on 6th November 1982
6th November 1982

For the last time, kid, I'm not your daddy. You're a chicken and I'm a cat. Now go back to your mother. Goodbye, daddy. -

Garfield on 7th November 1982
7th November 1982

Let's job, Garfield. I'll sit this one out, thank you. pppppp RRRRRRRRR BARK! BARK! BARK! SHOOP! ROWF! FFT! ARRRRRRRRGH! BARK MROW! Pack your bags, Reba. The neighborhood's gone strange.

Garfield on 8th November 1982
8th November 1982

GARFIELD'S LAW: Cats move at a speed proportionate to the amount of food at their destination. They may even exceed the speed of sound. Meow.

Garfield on 9th November 1982
9th November 1982

GARFIELD'S LAW: Cats are independent. Cats are loners... They are underfoot only when you're carrying groceries. Sorry about that.

Garfield on 10th November 1982
10th November 1982

GARFIELD'S LAW: Cats instinctively know the precise moment their owners will awake... Then they awaken them ten minutes sooner.

Garfield on 11th November 1982
11th November 1982

GARFIELD'S LAW: Cats are naturally attracted to only one type of human being... The type who is allergic to cats. WAHCHOO!

Garfield on 12th November 1982
12th November 1982

GARFIELD'S LAW: Cats can't hear commands... Garfield! Get off the bed! Cats can't understand cajoling... See? Even Tommy the Clown likes his new cat food. But they do sense when you want to take them to the vet. Let's go for a ride,Garfield.

Garfield on 13th November 1982
13th November 1982

GARFIELD'S LAW: Cats shed in direct proportion to their contrast with a person's suit. -

Garfield on 14th November 1982
14th November 1982

How about a shot of flea powder, Garfield? If you can hit a moving target. SCREEEE I guess it's safe to eat. GOTCHA! I guess I pulled a good one on Garfield. Guess again, sucker.

Garfield on 15th November 1982
15th November 1982

I hate mondays. And just why do I hate mondays? Because mondays hate me.

Garfield on 16th November 1982
16th November 1982

There's one thing I hate worse than grapefruit. And that is hating grapefruit.

Garfield on 17th November 1982
17th November 1982

I hate mornings. I hate the fuzzy feeling. I hate the cold floors. I hate the bad breath.

Garfield on 18th November 1982
18th November 1982

I hate cute. I also hate people who try to ingratiate themselves.

Garfield on 19th November 1982
19th November 1982

chuking KONK! I hate toasters. chuking KRONK

Garfield on 20th November 1982
20th November 1982

I hate hating things. Check that. I love hating dogs. PUNT!

Garfield on 21st November 1982
21st November 1982

Garfield on 22nd November 1982
22nd November 1982

Oh, gee. I can't get into my bed with these muddy feet. Z

Garfield on 23rd November 1982
23rd November 1982

I love to sleep. I sleep to restore my energy. I sleep to refresh my wits. I sleep to escape.

Garfield on 24th November 1982
24th November 1982

Z Garfield! What happened? I had a nap attack at full throttle.

Garfield on 25th November 1982
25th November 1982

If I were to come back to this earth, I'd like to come back as a pillow. I could lie in bed all day. And people would put their heads in my lap and go to sleep.

Garfield on 26th November 1982
26th November 1982

UH-OH! HERE COMES THAT MEAN DOG! Nobody would ever harm a sleeping cat? Wrongo.

Garfield on 27th November 1982
27th November 1982

Z Z Z Z My feet fell asleep.

Garfield on 28th November 1982
28th November 1982

Garfield on 29th November 1982
29th November 1982

SNAP! SQUEAK! What's that? Oh, no! Since I'm not a mouser, Jon set a mousetrap. Now it's killed a mouse! If you did your job, I wouldn't be in this fix.

Garfield on 30th November 1982
30th November 1982

I'm sorry you got caught in that mousetrap, mouse. Oh, that's okay. I have a wife and eight kids. What doest that have to do with anything? This is the first peace and quiet I've had in years.

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