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Garfield on 1st May 1982
1st May 1982

We'll be right back after this word from our sponsor. - "Sasquatch" - Welcome back.

Garfield on 2nd May 1982
2nd May 1982

- I just got comfortable, Garfield. Do you ABSOLUTELY have to be let out? - Oh, yes. - Very well, then. - Sucker.

Garfield on 3rd May 1982
3rd May 1982

the heck out of you for doing that stupid stereotype.

Garfield on 4th May 1982
4th May 1982

Mom! - Son! - Son? Mom?

Garfield on 5th May 1982
5th May 1982

How have you been, mom? Never mind that. - Here, eat, eat, eat. - You're my kind of woman.

Garfield on 6th May 1982
6th May 1982

Then, once the potato is dug up, it is sliced, deep-fried, salted and bagged. voila, you have your potato chip. - I hate knowing where food comes from... - All the magic is gone.

Garfield on 7th May 1982
7th May 1982

Hurry up with that hay, son. Supper's waitin' - Son? - Long time, no farm, huh, Jon?

Garfield on 8th May 1982
8th May 1982

We had fun visiting the farm, didn't we, Garfield? Speak for yourself, Jon. - It's great getting back to basics, putting your hands in old mother earth. - But I'll never get these fingernails clean. A real man of the land.

Garfield on 9th May 1982
9th May 1982

- screeee crunch! - yabba! yabba! yabba! - sock! - Human beings...why do they yell at each other? Why do they hurt each other? - URF! - What do YOU know? WOING!

Garfield on 10th May 1982
10th May 1982

Just what is a Monday? - plip - Monday is a day designed to add depression to an otherwise happy week.

Garfield on 11th May 1982
11th May 1982

Just what is life? Life is a lot like a hot bath. - It feels good while you're in it. - But the longer you stay...the more wrinkled you get.

Garfield on 12th May 1982
12th May 1982

Just what is television? - Television not only gives the eyeballs something to do. - But it's a socially acceptable excuse to snack.

Garfield on 13th May 1982
13th May 1982

Just what is a goldfish? - A goldfish is an aquatic expression of beauty and grace that provides its observers with many hours of blissful meditation. - It also makes a darn fine breakfast.

Garfield on 14th May 1982
14th May 1982

Just what is a dog? - Let me put it this way... - If a dog were a faucet, it would leak.

Garfield on 15th May 1982
15th May 1982

Just what is a cat? A cat is a furry animal, complete with dog nibblers and furniture shredders. - HACK! - The hairballs in the throat are also standard equipment.

Garfield on 16th May 1982
16th May 1982

- - SPLAT! - - - SPLOOSH - Why is it cats chase butterflies? Is it instinct, or is it just stupidity? - - Probably stupidity.

Garfield on 17th May 1982
17th May 1982

YAWN - - What happened to you? I got up on the wrong side of the bed.

Garfield on 18th May 1982
18th May 1982

- CHUG! - You're a real bear until you've had your first cup of coffee, aren't you? And then I'm the sweetest so-and-so around.

Garfield on 19th May 1982
19th May 1982

Let's go for a walk, Garfield. I'm not going for a walk. - You're going for a walk. I'm not going for a walk. - YOU'RE GOING FOR A WALK IF I HAVE TO CARRY YOU! I can't argue with that logic.

Garfield on 20th May 1982
20th May 1982

You really should think about jogging, Garfield. It's 50% mental, you know. It is? - GREAT! - Jog, jog, jog, jog, jog, jog, pant, pant, sweat. - I'll work on the other 50% some other time.

Garfield on 21st May 1982
21st May 1982

I'll cut the lasagna in two pieces, and you take first pick. - - It's getting cold, Garfield.

Garfield on 22nd May 1982
22nd May 1982

- - They don't make trees like they used to.

Garfield on 23rd May 1982
23rd May 1982

* - (click) EEEEEEEE! - (click) You know, pleasure motors. - (click) - (click) Hi yuh, kids! - PIC A STATION AND STAY WITH IT, GARFIELD. click!

Garfield on 24th May 1982
24th May 1982

- blut blut blut blut blut - When are you going to learn to control that temper of yours, Garfield? The exact same instant they invent an easy pouring catsup.

Garfield on 25th May 1982
25th May 1982

Any cat can use a bottle opener. - But it takes a real man to use his teeth. - A real STUPID man.

Garfield on 26th May 1982
26th May 1982

What are you planting, Garfield? - - Birdseed?

Garfield on 27th May 1982
27th May 1982

ODIE! CUT THAT OUT! OWOOO - AROOO - EROOW

Garfield on 28th May 1982
28th May 1982

- What this dog needs is a poomp. - POOMP

Garfield on 29th May 1982
29th May 1982

ROW!! - EROOOO - Good morning, Garfield. I'm sorry. Did I wake you?

Garfield on 30th May 1982
30th May 1982

- - - SNAP - - BLAT! - Is it windy out, Garfield? Not so you'd notice.

Garfield on 31st May 1982
31st May 1982

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