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Garfield on 1st March 1982
1st March 1982

Dinner is ready, Garfield. I moved the table over here.

Garfield on 2nd March 1982
2nd March 1982

CRUNCH crunch crunch crunch That frozen pizza would be much better if you baked it first.

Garfield on 3rd March 1982
3rd March 1982

Here, Odie. I got you a rubber bone.

Garfield on 4th March 1982
4th March 1982

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Garfield on 5th March 1982
5th March 1982

smack! slurp! You have the manners of a pig, Garfield. Slow down and spit out the seeds. rata tata tata tata

Garfield on 6th March 1982
6th March 1982

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Garfield on 7th March 1982
7th March 1982

Garfield on 8th March 1982
8th March 1982

What a dismal day. I think I'll stay in bed all day. Good morning, Garfield. It's a beautiful day today. What a beautiful day. I think I'll stay in bed all day.

Garfield on 9th March 1982
9th March 1982

Hey, Garfield, you know the dog next door? What a loser. A real jerk. I hate him. He moved away yesterday. A prince of a dog. I'll miss him, The neighborhood won't be the same without him.

Garfield on 10th March 1982
10th March 1982

AHCHOO! sniff Gesundheit.

Garfield on 11th March 1982
11th March 1982

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Garfield on 12th March 1982
12th March 1982

Okay, Odie, you push the cake off and I'll catch it. DON'T TIP IT! DON'T TIP IT! You tipped it.

Garfield on 13th March 1982
13th March 1982

PUNT Have you kicked your dog today?

Garfield on 14th March 1982
14th March 1982

Hey, Garfield, my pictures just came in. Whoopty-doo. I love pictures. Paper memories of plastic people. What's this? You've been playing with my camera again, haven't you, Garfield? Who me? The Leonardo da Vinci of theshutterbug set?

Garfield on 15th March 1982
15th March 1982

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Garfield on 16th March 1982
16th March 1982

Z Z Mmmph fmoph fweef That is correct. It is time to get up.

Garfield on 17th March 1982
17th March 1982

MAD DOG! MAD DOG! Stay out of my whipped cream, Odie.

Garfield on 18th March 1982
18th March 1982

Garfield has the unique ability to hear a can opener from anywhere in the house. Wha... -

Garfield on 19th March 1982
19th March 1982

Here's a new cat food. See what you think, Garfield. sniff What are you doing? With all this horse meat, there has to be a pony here somewhere.

Garfield on 20th March 1982
20th March 1982

Odie's asleep and nobody's watching. Z pat pat I keep my affection in the closet. Z

Garfield on 21st March 1982
21st March 1982

Last one in's a rotten egg! You first, Pooky. Back flip! -

Garfield on 22nd March 1982
22nd March 1982

ROWR BOOT And now for the main attraction.

Garfield on 23rd March 1982
23rd March 1982

Testing, one, two. Testing, one, two. ROWR Can you hear me there in the back? Good.

Garfield on 24th March 1982
24th March 1982

I love show business. Gimme the full moon. Gimme the fence. KAWHOCK! Gimme the broken teeth. Gimme the multiple lacerations.

Garfield on 25th March 1982
25th March 1982

'cause momma was a great old gallll *MROOW* Thank you for that large round of indifference.

Garfield on 26th March 1982
26th March 1982

What's the difference between a dog and an eggplant? About three IQ points. BAP! BOP! BOOP!

Garfield on 27th March 1982
27th March 1982

tappity tappity tappity Okay...who waxed the fench?

Garfield on 28th March 1982
28th March 1982

CHOMP! SLURP! GULP! Z Stay out of my dreams.

Garfield on 29th March 1982
29th March 1982

peep peep peep peep peep peep It looks like there will be a bumper crop of cat food this year.

Garfield on 30th March 1982
30th March 1982

I wish Odie would finish what he starts.

Garfield on 31st March 1982
31st March 1982

Bone breath!

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