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Garfield on 1st July 1982
1st July 1982

I'm strong. I can handle this diet. sniff Then why do I feel like I've just lost my best friend?

Garfield on 2nd July 1982
2nd July 1982

That apple is all you're getting for dinner, Garfield. -

Garfield on 3rd July 1982
3rd July 1982

Gimme food. Lots of it. And right now. Yes, sir. Two adjectives never used to describe a cat are: "wishy" and "washy".

Garfield on 4th July 1982
4th July 1982

I'm bored...bored, bored, bored. There must be more to life than this. I'm going to find some excitement. YUK! You're out of your territory, aren't you, fella? Hello there, stray cat. Where have you been? Cultivating a healthydislike for excitement.

Garfield on 5th July 1982
5th July 1982

In our fast-paced world, relaxation is practically a lost art. Z Practically.

Garfield on 6th July 1982
6th July 1982

Here you go, Garfield. Table scraps! SPLAT! That's dog food.

Garfield on 7th July 1982
7th July 1982

Aren't you cute. ROWR! Why, you vicious brute! What happened to "cute"?

Garfield on 8th July 1982
8th July 1982

This is a Garfield push-up. Z One.

Garfield on 9th July 1982
9th July 1982

Don't look in here, Jon. It's not a pretty sight.

Garfield on 10th July 1982
10th July 1982

I wish Jon would get married. FWEEE The only way he knows my dinner is ready, is when it sets off the smoke alarm.

Garfield on 11th July 1982
11th July 1982

Touch my food and you're one dead dog.

Garfield on 12th July 1982
12th July 1982

My fear of mondays is really childish. I must learn to face them like a man. You first, Pooky.

Garfield on 13th July 1982
13th July 1982

What's that you say, little fella? Oh, very well. I'll hold you. Pooky needs me.

Garfield on 14th July 1982
14th July 1982

GOBBLE! SMACK! SLURP! GARFIELD! Uh-oh. Stay right where you are or the teddy bear gets it.

Garfield on 15th July 1982
15th July 1982

You lead a very special life, Pooky. You don't have to fight within dogs. You don't have to sleep. You don't have to eat. I feel sorry for you.

Garfield on 16th July 1982
16th July 1982

I know, I know.

Garfield on 17th July 1982
17th July 1982

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Garfield on 18th July 1982
18th July 1982

* * Did you whistle at my girl? No, sir. I didn't. ROWR! It was my cat! It was my cat! Well, I hope you're happy. *

Garfield on 19th July 1982
19th July 1982

It's been a long time since I heard a good "splut" PUNT SPLUT

Garfield on 20th July 1982
20th July 1982

BARK! splut BARK! splut

Garfield on 21st July 1982
21st July 1982

Garfield, I wouldn't say you're fat... But Herman Melville wants to write a book about you. SPLUT

Garfield on 22nd July 1982
22nd July 1982

Uh-oh! Too hard! Why haven't those eggs come down? Maybe they stuck to the ceiling. Maybe I should look. SPLUT

Garfield on 23rd July 1982
23rd July 1982

splut splut blat blat blat SPLUT

Garfield on 24th July 1982
24th July 1982

No one knows the trepidation I feel knowing somewhere out there is a "splut" with my name on it. Oop! SPLUT

Garfield on 25th July 1982
25th July 1982

Surprise, Garfield! There are prizes at the bottom of the cat food. BANZAI! munch munch munch munch tweet tweet tweet tweet

Garfield on 26th July 1982
26th July 1982

Just what is prowling? Let me show you. This is walking. This is prowling.

Garfield on 27th July 1982
27th July 1982

Nobody knows just why cats love to prowl at night. BONK! And neither do I.

Garfield on 28th July 1982
28th July 1982

Say there, little lady, what are you doing out on a night like this? Going for a stroll. You'd better sty by old Garfield's side. The night is fraught with peril. -

Garfield on 29th July 1982
29th July 1982

Nighttime is magic to cats. Cats are very comfortable with darkness. KLUNK KLUNK Especially if their darn flashlights don't work.

Garfield on 30th July 1982
30th July 1982

ARRRGH! You're supposed to be on my side!

Garfield on 31st July 1982
31st July 1982

What should I do this weekend? CLICK! I think I'll just sit around and blink a lot.

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