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Garfield on 1st January 1982
1st January 1982

I HAVE IT! I'll make a million dollars. Sympathy cards for dieters.

Garfield on 2nd January 1982
2nd January 1982

Garfield on 3rd January 1982
3rd January 1982

Rise'n'shine, old buddy. Z There's a bright new day out there, with new challenges. Have some food. Have some water. YEA, GARFIELD! GET OUT THERE AND LIVE LIFE FOR ALL IT'S WORTH! CHARGE, BOY! There's nothing tougher thankick-starting a cat.

Garfield on 4th January 1982
4th January 1982

boing boing Ha ha, aren't you cute! Here, have some food. I hate myself when I do that.

Garfield on 5th January 1982
5th January 1982

Did I ever tell you about my weird uncle Roy? He had a species change operation. He had himself changed to a dog. It was tragic. He chased himself to death.

Garfield on 6th January 1982
6th January 1982

Here's how to handle a fierce animal. Show no fear. And show no pain.

Garfield on 7th January 1982
7th January 1982

If I'm quiet enough I should be able to prepare this lasagna all for myself. Hark! Isn't that the sound of a lasagna noodle being laid on a bed of ricotta cheese? Uncanny. Come on, come on. Bake that dude.

Garfield on 8th January 1982
8th January 1982

I think I'll do some caterwauling tonight. CRASH! HOLD IT! WAIT TILL I'M ON THE FENCE, YOU TWIT!

Garfield on 9th January 1982
9th January 1982

For my first selection, I'd like to... CHUKUNG! Obviously, sir, you are not a patron of the arts!

Garfield on 10th January 1982
10th January 1982

Hello there, Nermal. Garfield! Where's Nermal? You didn't stuff him in that breadbox did you? Thank heavens! What kind of an animal does Jon think I am? Urf Shut up, Odie.

Garfield on 11th January 1982
11th January 1982

Garfield! What happened! Quick! Get the license number of that dog!

Garfield on 12th January 1982
12th January 1982

Any sudden moves toward my food bowl can get you into a heap of trouble, boy.

Garfield on 13th January 1982
13th January 1982

What the... Ribbit.

Garfield on 14th January 1982
14th January 1982

Choose your weapon, Odie. We shall now duel with newspapers. At one pace! WHAP!

Garfield on 15th January 1982
15th January 1982

Near miss. Near miss. Direct hit.

Garfield on 16th January 1982
16th January 1982

Okay, Odie, you have your polled up newspaper. I have mine. Let's have at it! WHAP! Weekend edition.

Garfield on 17th January 1982
17th January 1982

BARK! SPLAT! I really envy you, Odie. POW Imagine...the first house pet on the moon.

Garfield on 18th January 1982
18th January 1982

Good morning... ...Garfield. Caffeine makes me nervous.

Garfield on 19th January 1982
19th January 1982

Odie! Dogs can't climb trees! It's amazing what one can accomplish when one doesn't know what one can't do.

Garfield on 20th January 1982
20th January 1982

How are you boys going to get out of the tree? I don't know how I'm getting out of the tree. As for Odie...

Garfield on 21st January 1982
21st January 1982

Hey, Garfield, how are you going to get out of that tree! Boing! Boing! Why, by using my head...and Jon's, and Odie's.

Garfield on 22nd January 1982
22nd January 1982

Look, Garfield, a robin's nest. You can tell it by the eggs. That's nothing. Look over here. A cow's nest.

Garfield on 23rd January 1982
23rd January 1982

Oh-oh. I got a nibble! Darn, jerked too hard again.

Garfield on 24th January 1982
24th January 1982

Here I am in the land of large breakfasts. This giant pancake sure tastes good. What a nice dream. Where's my blanket?

Garfield on 25th January 1982
25th January 1982

Grandma, this is my cat, Garfield. Well it'll be! Heavens to Betsy! Land o' Goshen! I remember back when all we had were wood-burning cats. What won't they think of next?! Bizzare.

Garfield on 26th January 1982
26th January 1982

You know, Garfield, to make it through this old life, you have to be a little crazy. You said it, grandma. Why, just look at me. I talk to cats.

Garfield on 27th January 1982
27th January 1982

Hello, Garfield. Out of the way, dog! I think I love you.

Garfield on 28th January 1982
28th January 1982

My Hubby passed away 31 years ago, Garfield. I don't know what I would have done without my cats. I've wiled away many a lonely hour rocking and stroking my cats. I envy those cats.

Garfield on 29th January 1982
29th January 1982

You're looking a little stiff, Garfield. What you need is a lemon tea rub and a glass of hot horse liniment. Or is that a liniment rub and a glass of hot lemon tea?

Garfield on 30th January 1982
30th January 1982

Grandma's leaving now, Garfield. So long, grandma. So long, Garfield. You liked her didn't you, Garfield? Back when they made her, things were built to last.

Garfield on 31st January 1982
31st January 1982

rrrr GARFIELD! LUNCH TIME! GARFIELD! WHERE ARE YOU? SCREEE It is time for you to eat, majesty. If I must.

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