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Garfield on 1st April 1982
1st April 1982

Too much rope.

Garfield on 2nd April 1982
2nd April 1982

Don't you dare walk across the table with those muddy feet. -

Garfield on 3rd April 1982
3rd April 1982

* * I must have a blown fuse.

Garfield on 4th April 1982
4th April 1982

I'm gonna have some fun with this boomerang. Fetch the stick, Odie. The dumb cluck will never catch that boomerang. GAWANGA! -

Garfield on 5th April 1982
5th April 1982

It looks as though I'm on another diet.

Garfield on 6th April 1982
6th April 1982

RRRRRR ROWR! Not good.

Garfield on 7th April 1982
7th April 1982

When I diet, I get mean. When I diet, I also get weak.

Garfield on 8th April 1982
8th April 1982

Oh, no! Pooky's broken a stitch! WAHHHH! When I diet, I get emotional.

Garfield on 9th April 1982
9th April 1982

Uh-oh -

Garfield on 10th April 1982
10th April 1982

When I'm off this diet, I'm going to eat lasagna, cake, ice cream, mashed potatoes... I just gained two pounds!

Garfield on 11th April 1982
11th April 1982

sproing FOOM! boink BEEP! BEEP! BZT Just as I thought. All the warranties expired yesterday.

Garfield on 12th April 1982
12th April 1982

Hey, Arlene, gimme a kiss. KISS It's time I reevaluated my previously hard-line stand against declawing cats.

Garfield on 13th April 1982
13th April 1982

What say we go find something to eat? Is that all you think about-food? Of course not, love... This business of sleeping holds a great deal of fascination for me. A real renaissance man.

Garfield on 14th April 1982
14th April 1982

Food, food, food, is that all you think about, Garfield? That's about it. So what am I, chopped liver? Don't flatter yourself. He certainly knows how to make a girl feel good.

Garfield on 15th April 1982
15th April 1982

Do you know what I like about women? They are so soft. Come to think of it...

Garfield on 16th April 1982
16th April 1982

PURRR PURRR Sorry about that, Arlene.

Garfield on 17th April 1982
17th April 1982

Okay, Garfield. I caught the mouse and ate it. You can open your eyes now.

Garfield on 18th April 1982
18th April 1982

Well, well, what have we here? You're lucky this fence is between us, dog. Come on, put 'em up. Take that! BOP! Hey, chicken, come back here and fight like a man. You had to paint the gate today. SMACK!

Garfield on 19th April 1982
19th April 1982

Let's go for a walk, Garfield. It's going to be a beautiful day for a stroll. Jon should have been a meteorologist.

Garfield on 20th April 1982
20th April 1982

I think Odie's getting a idea. * Odie's not too bright.

Garfield on 21st April 1982
21st April 1982

I'm so clever. Some bird is really going to be surprised. As well as some cat. sniff sniff

Garfield on 22nd April 1982
22nd April 1982

What's that? There must be a leak in the roof. If it isn't a leak in the roof, I don't want to know what it is.

Garfield on 23rd April 1982
23rd April 1982

Would you like a steak, Odie? -You didn't say, "may I?"

Garfield on 24th April 1982
24th April 1982

Hey, Odie, how about a free trip to Loose Tooth City? WHIRRRR! I gotta cut back on my follow-through.

Garfield on 25th April 1982
25th April 1982

Z Z Don't worry, Odie, old buddy. I'll get you down. Ork Ork PTU! POW! Close enough.

Garfield on 26th April 1982
26th April 1982

I love television. Where else can you see significant world events? Where else can you see the great opera and ballet? Where else can you see Lorenzo the Woodchuck race a steam locomotive over Ricky the Rat?

Garfield on 27th April 1982
27th April 1982

Why all this flap about television? They say families don't visit anymore... Why, that's what commercials are for.

Garfield on 28th April 1982
28th April 1982

I consider television a worthwhile pursuit. Why, watching daytime television is even better than...uh...better...than... I hate talking myself into corners.

Garfield on 29th April 1982
29th April 1982

Welcome to the Rocky Oxnard SHOW .... .... .... .. . I always turn the volume knob the wrong way.

Garfield on 30th April 1982
30th April 1982

I gotta fix that vertical hold.

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