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Garfield on 1st September 1981
1st September 1981

Do you know why I hate Nermal? It's not because he's so young , tiny and cute... He reminds me I'm so old, fat and ugly.

Garfield on 2nd September 1981
2nd September 1981

I can't reach that pie, Nermal. What say we team up? -

Garfield on 3rd September 1981
3rd September 1981

Maybe I could be as popular as Nermal if I learned to dance. I think I hurt something.

Garfield on 4th September 1981
4th September 1981

MINE! Yours.

Garfield on 5th September 1981
5th September 1981

Sorry you have to leave so soon, Nermal. But, I wasn't... I'm not afraid of him wearing out his welcome. I don't want him to break in a new one.

Garfield on 6th September 1981
6th September 1981

I'll have a steak, fries and a large Cola. And my cat here will have an order or lasagna. WHAP! Make that a double order. BONK! Perhaps a triple order. GOOSH! Heck with it. Give him the whole pan. And give it wings.

Garfield on 7th September 1981
7th September 1981

SWIPE! I hate mondays.

Garfield on 8th September 1981
8th September 1981

Hee hee HA HA HA! When you're built low to the ground, a walk in the grass can be ticklish.

Garfield on 9th September 1981
9th September 1981

Hello, tree. Hello, flowers. Hello, apteryx. -

Garfield on 10th September 1981
10th September 1981

There you have it, folks. Medical science has a cure for almost everything but the common cold... And the early morning stares.

Garfield on 11th September 1981
11th September 1981

Surprise, Garfield! I got you a scratching post. Gee, thanks. scratch scratch scratch

Garfield on 12th September 1981
12th September 1981

YAWN ARRRGH! Why are you wearing my reading glasses? All the better to scane you with, my dear.

Garfield on 13th September 1981
13th September 1981

rats! I went and did it again. Here I am, doomed to die again. If I stay up here I'll starve. If I jump I'll become a cat pancake. I hope someone rescues me. Stuck up th tree again, Garfield? Help! Help!

Garfield on 14th September 1981
14th September 1981

Rats, I'd like to sleep in this morning, but I'm hungry too. * Z

Garfield on 15th September 1981
15th September 1981

Go fetch the paper, Odie. -

Garfield on 16th September 1981
16th September 1981

Ha ha ha! What a great plot, fine acting, super photography. I love commercials.

Garfield on 17th September 1981
17th September 1981

You're no longer a kitten, Garfield.

Garfield on 18th September 1981
18th September 1981

If cats can run up trees, why can't cats run DOWN trees as well? Garfield, you are very, very stupid.

Garfield on 19th September 1981
19th September 1981

Owning a pet is ideal for single people. We have companionship without the hassle of raising a family. Wipe your feet before coming into the house! Okay, dad.

Garfield on 20th September 1981
20th September 1981

Shoo, mice. Get out of my vitamin pills. Mice get into everything. Somebody could chase them out of here. I wonder why they wanted the vitamins? It beats me.

Garfield on 21st September 1981
21st September 1981

Guess what, Garfield? We are going back to the farm. It will be nice to get back in touch with mother nature. When you find her, give her my best.

Garfield on 22nd September 1981
22nd September 1981

It will be nice seeing mon and dad on the farm. Maybe we can help with the chores, Garfield. No way. I'd get dizzy rotating the crops.

Garfield on 23rd September 1981
23rd September 1981

I'm bored...bored, bored bored. Things could be worse I guess. SPLOOT Bingo.

Garfield on 24th September 1981
24th September 1981

It's just my luck to fall into a hog waller. Nothing is less appealing than a muddy cat. Hello there, good lookin'. Oh shut up.

Garfield on 25th September 1981
25th September 1981

How can you hogs stand to lie in a waller all day? The mud keeps the flies off and keeps us cool. And if we ever get out, the mud dries instantly.

Garfield on 26th September 1981
26th September 1981

It's time to go home, Garfield. Let me knock that mud off you. CRACK! Thanks...I think.

Garfield on 27th September 1981
27th September 1981

ROWR! Aw, wadda matter? Did Puppy tat hurt his paw? Let me give it a kiss. KISS There we go. All better. Pooey! Where's the disinfectant?

Garfield on 28th September 1981
28th September 1981

I'm bored...bored, bored, bored. I hat Monday. I hate routine. RUMBA RUMBA SNORT RIP It's going to be one of those weeks.

Garfield on 29th September 1981
29th September 1981

Where is it written I have to act like a cat?! Why can't I act like a moose instead? Stop being silly, Garfield. Careful, fella. I've gored people for less than that.

Garfield on 30th September 1981
30th September 1981

Hello, I'm a bluebird. Garfield, you're too big to be acting this way. But I'm small for a sperm whale. I'm thinking of getting you some professional psychiatric help. You mean there are AMATEUR psychiatrists?

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