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Garfield on 1st October 1981
1st October 1981

Doctor, I'm afraid my cat is having a nervous breakdown. Z Breakdown, maybe...nervous, no.

Garfield on 2nd October 1981
2nd October 1981

I've psychoanalyzed your cat, Mr. Arbuckle... He's just fine. Great! It's good to know you're normal, Garfield. My friends call me moon unit.

Garfield on 3rd October 1981
3rd October 1981

I'm glad you passed your psychological examination, Garfield. Isn't it great to know you're normal like everyone else? FWEEE

Garfield on 4th October 1981
4th October 1981

Garfield on 5th October 1981
5th October 1981

I hate Monday...it marks the beginning of a long week of drudgery with no end in sight. And I don't even have a job. I'm just a social chameleon.

Garfield on 6th October 1981
6th October 1981

Here comes Arlene. One look from those dewy eyes turns me into jelly. I'd go to the ends of the earth for her. Touch my teddy bear and you'll be picking those false eyelashes off the ceiling, lady.

Garfield on 7th October 1981
7th October 1981

RRRRR I thought you asked me to dinner. Old habits are hard to break.

Garfield on 8th October 1981
8th October 1981

I love those pointy little ears of yours and those luscious ruby red lips. And I love listening to the melodic strains of the wind whistling through the gap between your front teeth. You went one to far, fella. You're cute when you'reangry.

Garfield on 9th October 1981
9th October 1981

You know, Arlene, you are the second most beautiful cat I've ever met. Who is she? "Who is she?" she asks.

Garfield on 10th October 1981
10th October 1981

Let's go mousing. You go ahead. How about a good night kiss? Forget it. Lips that touch mice will never touch mine.

Garfield on 11th October 1981
11th October 1981

Here, catch, Garfield. Good boy! I think I hear the paperboy. Now I'm going to catch the morning paper. Stupid weekend edition.

Garfield on 12th October 1981
12th October 1981

Okay, Mr. Cat. You caught me. Go ahead and eat me. Don't worry about the fact I have seven kids at home. I'm not going to eat you. Go home. To seven screaming kids? What kind of monster are you?

Garfield on 13th October 1981
13th October 1981

I hear mice spread filth and disease. Do you believe everything you hear? Yes. I hear swinging a dead cat over your head by the full moon at midnight brings good luck. Touche.

Garfield on 14th October 1981
14th October 1981

Tell me, mouse, what do you do for a living? I pose for anti-vermin posters. A cute mouse like you? That's very good.

Garfield on 15th October 1981
15th October 1981

Garfield on 16th October 1981
16th October 1981

GARFIELD! A MOUSE! urp You're making me look bad, mouse. I'm too full to run.

Garfield on 17th October 1981
17th October 1981

Why don't we run out there and eat all the food? My owner won't let us. Then let's kill him. It is not wise to rub out the hand that feeds you. Can I nibble the toes out of his sweat socks?

Garfield on 18th October 1981
18th October 1981

You know, some foods are funnier than others. Beets are funny. Liver...not funny. Prunes are funny, potatoes aren't. Chicken, now, that's funny. How about pickles and kumquats for lunch, Garfield? WAH HA HA!

Garfield on 19th October 1981
19th October 1981

FOOM! You know it's Monday when you discover a land mine in your breakfast.

Garfield on 20th October 1981
20th October 1981

Cats have extraordinary powers of perception. I sense an evil presence in this room. Make that a STUPID presence.

Garfield on 21st October 1981
21st October 1981

pick pick pick pick Well, well, What have we here? Call it a nervous habit. pick

Garfield on 22nd October 1981
22nd October 1981

scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch Timber.

Garfield on 23rd October 1981
23rd October 1981

I wouldn't say you're fat, Garfield, but if you went on a diet, two underdeveloped nations would have enough to eat. 5-4-3-2-1 -

Garfield on 24th October 1981
24th October 1981

click ARRGH! Sorry, Garfield. I wish you'd warn me

Garfield on 25th October 1981
25th October 1981

AROOOOOO EROWRRR SHUT UP, STUPID CAT ROWRRR EITHER CLOSE YOUR MOUTH OR I'LL CLOSE IT FOR YOU. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me. Dictionary

Garfield on 26th October 1981
26th October 1981

Z Z Z

Garfield on 27th October 1981
27th October 1981

Z * You know it's Monday when wake up and it's Tuesday.

Garfield on 28th October 1981
28th October 1981

One step closer and I'll put that tongue in a splint. You gotta speak their language.

Garfield on 29th October 1981
29th October 1981

Some people say I'm mean, but they never knew my uncle Nick. He used to eat whole chickens. But uncle Nick wasn't very bright. One day he jumped an ostrich by mistake. His last words were: "That's the biggest chicken I ever saw."

Garfield on 30th October 1981
30th October 1981

I'm stuck! I may have to spend the rest of my life in bed! POP! Darn.

Garfield on 31st October 1981
31st October 1981

Oboy, what a night. Don't press it, Garfield.

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