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Garfield on 1st March 1981
1st March 1981

I declare this chair the sole property of Garfield The Cat. Move it, Garfield. That's my chair. My chair. MY CHAIR! MY CHAIR! MY CHAIR! MY CHAIR! KICK! My chair. My cushion.

Garfield on 2nd March 1981
2nd March 1981

GRRR ROWR EYOUCH! One should not bare one's claws while lying on them.

Garfield on 3rd March 1981
3rd March 1981

Claws. THOCK! The only way to eat olives.

Garfield on 4th March 1981
4th March 1981

What's this welling up within my soul? By golly, it's my primal urges. Civilization as we know it may come to an end now that the CLAW is here!

Garfield on 5th March 1981
5th March 1981

The Claw spots groceries. ZIP! What a lousy epitaph..."he shuffled off this mortal oil at the hand of canned goods".

Garfield on 6th March 1981
6th March 1981

he Claw spots boy with balloon. POW! The claw enjoys a cruel laugh at a young child's expense. WAH!

Garfield on 7th March 1981
7th March 1981

The Claw sets out to wreak havoc. CRASH BAM SMASH WHAM The claw gets his havoc wreaked by the fang.

Garfield on 8th March 1981
8th March 1981

Poor me. All alone in the rain...nobody notices, nobody cares. I think I'll catch pneumonia and die. That'll make'm feel bad. GARFIELD! GET IN HERE! Everyone needs a good bout with self-pity now and then.

Garfield on 9th March 1981
9th March 1981

I'm putting you into training, Garfield. CATCH THE MOUSE! KILL THE MOUSE! CHASE IT! I'm disappointed in you. You're just another dumb animal. If I wait for the forward thrust to diminish, I should be able to retrieve it at my leisure.

Garfield on 10th March 1981
10th March 1981

Garfield, where's your windup mousie? You didn't...? No of course you didn't. ptooey

Garfield on 11th March 1981
11th March 1981

GET THAT MOUSE, GARFIELD! What mouse? Squeak I KNOW IT'S THERE. I HEAR IT SQUEAK, NOW DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT! Squeak koink koink koink

Garfield on 12th March 1981
12th March 1981

CATCH THAT MOUSE, GARFIELD! Now what do I do with it? Eat it! Who knows where that mouse has been?

Garfield on 13th March 1981
13th March 1981

Why do people expect us cats to eat mice? This mouse could be somebody's mother. This mouse could be a deacon in its little mouse church. And some of the fuzzy sucker's bones might get caught in my throat.

Garfield on 14th March 1981
14th March 1981

KILL THE MOUSE, GARFIELD! NO! I RESPECT MY WARMBLOODED BROTHERS AND SISTERS MORE THAN THAT! I'll reserve my abuse for the lower life forms.

Garfield on 15th March 1981
15th March 1981

Cats can stare anything down. I win. I win again. Uh oh. This one's going to be tough.

Garfield on 16th March 1981
16th March 1981

Oh Marcia. Oh Bob. kissy kissy smooch It's time Jon had another date. kiss

Garfield on 17th March 1981
17th March 1981

It's time to go to the veterinary clinic, Garfield. Sometimes I think Jon uses me as an excuse to see that lady vet. SLAM Especially when he forgets to take me along.

Garfield on 18th March 1981
18th March 1981

Hellooo, doc. Remember me? Where's your cat? Forget my cat. Can't we get started without him? Sure. First a vitamin E shot to give your coat a keener sheen. I'll get my cat.

Garfield on 19th March 1981
19th March 1981

How a bout a date, my little kitten? I don't date men who who use animal names out of context. Rats.

Garfield on 20th March 1981
20th March 1981

Why don't you like me? You're wishy-washy, crude, and a twerp. I mean aside from that.

Garfield on 21st March 1981
21st March 1981

Your cat is extremely overweight, Mr. Arbuckle. It could lead to serious heart problems. Not to worry. I don't think Garfield has a heart. See?!

Garfield on 22nd March 1981
22nd March 1981

Garfield on 23rd March 1981
23rd March 1981

I wonder what today is? BONK! Monday.

Garfield on 24th March 1981
24th March 1981

There are two of us and only one donut, Garfield. Let's share it. Where's my share? Look closely. I left the hole for you.

Garfield on 25th March 1981
25th March 1981

bark! bark! bark! I fail to see the sport in it.

Garfield on 26th March 1981
26th March 1981

Ah, a screen door upon which to hang. They don't make'm like they used to.

Garfield on 27th March 1981
27th March 1981

Hello. What's this? Don't panic, Garfield. It's only a little rain. AAAAAAAAAAAAA

Garfield on 28th March 1981
28th March 1981

I love lasagna fresh from the oven: the tomato sauce, the meat, the melted cheese. GARFIELD!

Garfield on 29th March 1981
29th March 1981

Garfield on 30th March 1981
30th March 1981

Just remember, Garfield, when we get to the farm you are there to relax. I know last time you wanted to be helpful... But you do not grow chickens by planting chickens in the ground! It was an hones mistake.

Garfield on 31st March 1981
31st March 1981

Mothers equate love with food. When they feed you they're saying, "I love you". Eat, eat, eat. And I love you, too.

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