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Garfield on 1st June 1981
1st June 1981

You again. Me again. Nermal, the world's cutest kitten. Now, stand aside, fatso. I have people to charm.

Garfield on 2nd June 1981
2nd June 1981

Out! You can scratch my chair, you can insult my mother, you can beat up my dog, and you can play with my rubber mousie... But you don't eat my food and you don't sleep into my bed. Yes, sir.

Garfield on 3rd June 1981
3rd June 1981

We cats are very independent. We don't need attention. Unless it's being given to someone else.

Garfield on 4th June 1981
4th June 1981

Come here, Nermal. Make yourself useful. Where are you going? Trolling for dogs.

Garfield on 5th June 1981
5th June 1981

MINE! Pooky is a one-cat teddy bear.

Garfield on 6th June 1981
6th June 1981

I guess I'll be leaving. Must you rush? If you insist, I'll stay. -

Garfield on 7th June 1981
7th June 1981

pat pat pat PUNT!

Garfield on 8th June 1981
8th June 1981

Fetch, boy. Obedient...not very bright, but obedient.

Garfield on 9th June 1981
9th June 1981

Oh, Garfield.

Garfield on 10th June 1981
10th June 1981

BAP! woinng woinng

Garfield on 11th June 1981
11th June 1981

BARK! Pets.

Garfield on 12th June 1981
12th June 1981

BOP! WHANGO Nobody beats up on Odie but me.

Garfield on 13th June 1981
13th June 1981

Do you know what I hate about dogs? Dogs are so ... so ... so friendly.

Garfield on 14th June 1981
14th June 1981

PUNT! boing! boing! boing! boing! CRASH! I love you when you're naughty.

Garfield on 15th June 1981
15th June 1981

It's Monday. Nothing good ever happens to me on mondays. So I'm going to stay in the middle of this big field all day, where I can't get hurt. SPOING!

Garfield on 16th June 1981
16th June 1981

Claire, baby! What say you and I go out tonight and paint the town red, sweets? Yeh, maybe another time? Now who should I call? Try Clods Anonymous.

Garfield on 17th June 1981
17th June 1981

Hellooo, Mary. Say, good lookin', where have you been all my life? I see...you lived on Main Street until you were two, then you moved to Rosewood where you presently reside. Shall I ask her out, Garfield? Sounds like a match made inheaven.

Garfield on 18th June 1981
18th June 1981

Hanging on the screen door was more dangerous in olden times when people threw their dishwater out. GOOSH Old habits die hard.

Garfield on 19th June 1981
19th June 1981

I can hear them sneaking up behind me now. They are crouching, getting ready to leap. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GARFIELD! What a wonderful surprise!

Garfield on 20th June 1981
20th June 1981

GARFIELD! ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? SPEAK TO ME! I'm not speaking to you.

Garfield on 21st June 1981
21st June 1981

I'm bored. Bored, bored bored. There must be more things to do on a screen door than just hang there. Nice going, dummy.

Garfield on 22nd June 1981
22nd June 1981

There you are, Garfield. A genuine Naugahyde leash. How inhumane! How cruel! Do you know how many naugas they killed to make this leash?

Garfield on 23rd June 1981
23rd June 1981

ROWRR!! hop hop

Garfield on 24th June 1981
24th June 1981

Where are you going, Jon? I'm breaking Garfield to the leash. He doesn't like it much, does he? How can you tell?

Garfield on 25th June 1981
25th June 1981

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Garfield on 26th June 1981
26th June 1981

You wait here while I go into the store. Leashes are the greatest things since sliced bread. By the way, don't forget the frozen lasagna.

Garfield on 27th June 1981
27th June 1981

You know, Garfield, I've come to realize leashes aren't right for cats. Now there's a news flash for you. Next he will come to realize icebergs weren't right for the Titanic.

Garfield on 28th June 1981
28th June 1981

Sit up. Roll over, Odie. Speak. Urf. Play dead. Beg. WHERE'S YOUR PRIDE?!

Garfield on 29th June 1981
29th June 1981

I hate rain. I'm so depressed. Happiness is only a fair weather friend.

Garfield on 30th June 1981
30th June 1981

WAHCHOO! Floral print.

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