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Garfield on 1st July 1981
1st July 1981


Garfield on 2nd July 1981
2nd July 1981

Dear Garfield, How do I avoid the embarrassment of cat hair all over my house when I have company? Harried. Simple. Never invite anyone to your home again.

Garfield on 3rd July 1981
3rd July 1981

I love sunny windowsills. And I hate open windows.

Garfield on 4th July 1981
4th July 1981

Stay away from rocking chairs. Sound advice.

Garfield on 5th July 1981
5th July 1981

Oh yuk! What did you drag that fish in for? SMACK! BONK! When a cat presents you with a dead, smelly thing, it's an expression of love, you twit.

Garfield on 6th July 1981
6th July 1981

Here's a lesson in the natural order of things. Cats use claws to climb up trees. And fire departments to get down.

Garfield on 7th July 1981
7th July 1981

What does Garfield the cat do when he's stuck up a tree? Why what any honorable cat would do, of course. WAHHH!

Garfield on 8th July 1981
8th July 1981

I'm getting out of this tree. BOING! I didn't allow for my resilient nature.

Garfield on 9th July 1981
9th July 1981

Poor me..stuck up a tree. Things could be worse, I guess. -

Garfield on 10th July 1981
10th July 1981

Why do I always get stuck up trees? It must be the cat in me. Right on.

Garfield on 11th July 1981
11th July 1981

Come here, cat. ROWR! ROWR FFT! Here you are, cat. kiss Thanks.

Garfield on 12th July 1981
12th July 1981

Oh good, it's here. This rubber burger should be good for some laughs. CHOMP! SPROING! ROWR! Hee hee. GRRRR HA! HA! HA! It was worth it.

Garfield on 13th July 1981
13th July 1981

You could've asked me to pass the salt. Cats don't ask. Cats take.

Garfield on 14th July 1981
14th July 1981

Just look at yourself, Garfield. You're becoming a soft, sugar dependent, grease-eating lard ball. Is that what you want? YES! Let me rephrase that...

Garfield on 15th July 1981
15th July 1981

Some people say I'm fat. Big deal, I love to eat. Waddling and sweating is kind of fun too.

Garfield on 16th July 1981
16th July 1981

BASH! Good morning, fatso. All I did was jump off the bed.

Garfield on 17th July 1981
17th July 1981

It isn't healthy for a cat to be as big as you are, Garfield. Why, you could get heart disease, get fallen arches... Get harpooned. Couldn't resist it could you.

Garfield on 18th July 1981
18th July 1981

CRASH Maybe I should go on diet.

Garfield on 19th July 1981
19th July 1981

Let me give you a driving session, Garfield. When you're as good a driver as I am, you drive defensively. You look both ways at an intersection. Then you proceed with caution. HONK! SCREEEE! Darn you, Garfield. I'm such a kidder.

Garfield on 20th July 1981
20th July 1981

I think you're eating too much salt, Garfield. I'm going to take it out of your diet. If you must. But I'm sure going to miss my salt lick.

Garfield on 21st July 1981
21st July 1981

I'm putting you on a diet, Garfield. OH NO! I may have to resort to desperate emergency measures. Like chasing mice.

Garfield on 22nd July 1981
22nd July 1981

I'm going to start you on your diet slowly, Garfield. For the rest of the week you may have no desserts. Fine and dandy. Helloooo, main course.

Garfield on 23rd July 1981
23rd July 1981

Hello, ice cream. Hello, hamburger. Hello, lasagna. Get away from the refrigerator, Garfield. You're on a diet. What were you doing? Just visiting some old friends.

Garfield on 24th July 1981
24th July 1981

I'm on a diet again. What a bummer. Soon there will be less of me around. I'm going to miss me.

Garfield on 25th July 1981
25th July 1981

The lost-your-will-to-live phase of the diet, huh? Let me die in peace.

Garfield on 26th July 1981
26th July 1981

Going to do some singing on the ol' fence tonight? Music is my life.

Garfield on 27th July 1981
27th July 1981

Hello. What's this? I hate mondays.

Garfield on 28th July 1981
28th July 1981

Garfield, Garfield, Garfield. You ate my fern. I'm a bad boy. Now I'll have to go buy another one. I hope it tastes better than this one.

Garfield on 29th July 1981
29th July 1981


Garfield on 30th July 1981
30th July 1981

Good morning, Garfield. Don't speak to me just yet. Some people have no respect for slow risers.

Garfield on 31st July 1981
31st July 1981

In the flower garden again, Garfield? How'd you guess?

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