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Garfield on 1st February 1981
1st February 1981

Why, hello there. I'm lost. Aren't you cute! Can you give me directions! Run along now, Kitty. What did I do?

Garfield on 2nd February 1981
2nd February 1981

So what if I'm lost. Big deal. I can handle it. Cats are adventurous. Cats are independent. Cats are strong... I WANT MY TEDDY BEAR!

Garfield on 3rd February 1981
3rd February 1981

It should be no problem finding my way home. Cats have a natural homing instinct. My instinct tells me to go that way. BONK!

Garfield on 4th February 1981
4th February 1981

FOOD! I GOTTA HAVE FOOD! Health Food Store FOOD! I GOTTA HAVE FOOD!

Garfield on 5th February 1981
5th February 1981

Boy, am I beat. I must've walked two blocks today. It will be nice to get home. I miss my chew bone, my chew toy, And Odie, my chew dog.

Garfield on 6th February 1981
6th February 1981

I guess I'll have to hitchhike home. Fortunately for me, I have something most other cats don't. Thumbs.

Garfield on 7th February 1981
7th February 1981

GARFIELD! WELCOME BACK! I'm starved. You must be starved. I'll get some food. Home is where they understand you.

Garfield on 8th February 1981
8th February 1981

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Garfield on 9th February 1981
9th February 1981

MY FEET! WHERE ARE MY FEET?! Maybe I could stand to lose a pound or two.

Garfield on 10th February 1981
10th February 1981

Garfield, you won't say you're fat... But you have more chins than a Hong Kong telephone directory! -

Garfield on 11th February 1981
11th February 1981

I wish Jon wouldn't kid me about my weight. I'm a very sensitive person. Et tu, chair?

Garfield on 12th February 1981
12th February 1981

My, my, a chocolate covered peanut. RIP! I think I need a bigger cat suit.

Garfield on 13th February 1981
13th February 1981

Sorry about that.

Garfield on 14th February 1981
14th February 1981

GARFIELD! DINNER! I appreciate your promptness, Garfield... BUT, NEXT TIME, OPEN THE DOOR! Oops.

Garfield on 15th February 1981
15th February 1981

Watch out, Metropolis. Garfield is in town. This is my night to howl. AROOO Hey, baby, what's happenin' Buzz off, creep. arooooo Hi there, how about a kiss? Don't do me no favors. How about you and me. Pack it in, jack. aroooo.

Garfield on 16th February 1981
16th February 1981

Uh-oh. It's diet time. Let's diet together, Garfield. That would be more fun. How does the old proverb go? "Misery loves company".

Garfield on 17th February 1981
17th February 1981

Welcome to the first day of your diet, Garfield. Through self-denial, you will realize a slimmer, more self-assured you. I THINK I'M GONNA DIE!

Garfield on 18th February 1981
18th February 1981

I shall now attempt to eat a lunch consisting of one leaf of lettuce. Lightly seasoned with... One quart of mayonnaise! BLOP

Garfield on 19th February 1981
19th February 1981

Dieting is easy when you set your mind to it. I no longer crave food. IT'S THE CALORIES I CRAVE!

Garfield on 20th February 1981
20th February 1981

I gotta get off this diet!

Garfield on 21st February 1981
21st February 1981

Zowie! A picture of lasagna! RIP! Not too bad except for the staples. ptooey

Garfield on 22nd February 1981
22nd February 1981

SNAP! I love static electricity. scuff scuff scuff scuff POP! SCUFF SCUFF SCUFF SCUFF SCUFF POW I hate static electricity.

Garfield on 23rd February 1981
23rd February 1981

BRINNNNG! I love to wake up early. The earlier you set your alarm, the longer you can oversleep.

Garfield on 24th February 1981
24th February 1981

It's yawn and crick time. YAWN CRICK!

Garfield on 25th February 1981
25th February 1981

Eat your food, Garfield. No, It's youkky. How would you like to go to bed without dinner? Somehow, that psychology doesn't seem to work on Garfield.

Garfield on 26th February 1981
26th February 1981

Why do people love teddy bears? It's for their don'ts... They don't eat your food. They don't dance with your date and they don't trump your ace lead.

Garfield on 27th February 1981
27th February 1981

I wonder what grandiose dream Garfield is having right now. -

Garfield on 28th February 1981
28th February 1981

Have you ever seen such a sad movie in all your life, Garfield? Maybe I'm too hardened. Maybe I'm too cynical... But I wasn't that moved by "Flipper Gets The Ick".

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