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Garfield on 1st December 1981
1st December 1981

I wonder how Nermal can stay so cute after all these years? pat pat pat I thought so. Mud Pack

Garfield on 2nd December 1981
2nd December 1981

FOLD FOLD Can I play too? Sure...grab hold. -

Garfield on 3rd December 1981
3rd December 1981

SLEEP ON MY TEDDY BEAR, WILL YOU?! Z Z I wish I could do that. Z

Garfield on 4th December 1981
4th December 1981

Garfield, I get the impression you don't like Nermal. Nonsense. I love Nermal. I JUST LOVE NERMAL! Uh...uh, Garfield.

Garfield on 5th December 1981
5th December 1981

Hey, Nermal. Wanna race to the front door? You win. SLAM

Garfield on 6th December 1981
6th December 1981

What are you doing back in bed, Garfield? It's not even noon yet. As far as I'm concerned, the day is over.

Garfield on 7th December 1981
7th December 1981

Hey, Garfield. Let's spend today celebrating all that's good in mankind. Let's do a good deed for a stranger, stop and smell a flower and compliment a friend. That's a heavy thing to lay on a cat first thing in the morning.

Garfield on 8th December 1981
8th December 1981

My what a nice looking tie. What are you? Some kind of weirdo or something? Some people aren't very nice, are they, Garfield? Welcome to planet earth, Jon.

Garfield on 9th December 1981
9th December 1981

What's your philosophy of life, Garfield? All the world's a cookie jar, and all the men and women merely crumbs. And how do you feel about yourself? I happen to be one of the chocolate chips.

Garfield on 10th December 1981
10th December 1981

Isn't it a glorious morning, Garfield? Big, fat, hairy deal. You know, Garfield, I have the feeling you're a cat with a little cynic in you. That's not true! I'm a cynic with a little cat around me.

Garfield on 11th December 1981
11th December 1981

Maybe Jon's right. Maybe I am to cynical. Maybe the world isn't as stupid as I think. Nah.

Garfield on 12th December 1981
12th December 1981

Looking good, Garfield. You still have it, you rascal. An active imagination is a good thing.

Garfield on 13th December 1981
13th December 1981

Time passes slowly on a weekend. A fly crawls up the wall. One of those iridescent flies of fall. Time passes slowly on a weekend. That's my Jon. He's raised boredom to an art form.

Garfield on 14th December 1981
14th December 1981

Actually, doctor, my cat doesn't need a checkup. It was just an excuse to see you again. Garfield! I didn't know you cared. No...me, doc...me.

Garfield on 15th December 1981
15th December 1981

Tell me doc, if we were married, would you be Mrs. Jon Arbuckle, or doctor Mrs. Jon Arbuckle, or Mrs. doctor Liz Arbuckle, or... I hate to see a grown doctor cry.

Garfield on 16th December 1981
16th December 1981

How about a date, Liz? And what do you have in mind? I'd love to just hold your hand and gaze into your eyes. I like that. It's amazing the headway you can make when you stop playing games.

Garfield on 17th December 1981
17th December 1981

Tonight I am going to take Liz out SOLO. You are staying home, Garfield. Where's my favorite tie? I get to go with you, and the tie lives. What say we double date, old buddy?

Garfield on 18th December 1981
18th December 1981

Good evening, Liz. I have a wonderful time planned for us. We'll have dinner, go to a movie, and many more things too numerous to mention. You brought the cat. That was one of the unmentionables.

Garfield on 19th December 1981
19th December 1981

Thank you for a lovely date, Jon. kiss Yah tah tah tah, yah tah tah tah Human love...it's so glandular.

Garfield on 20th December 1981
20th December 1981

Huh, now where could the birds be? I was looking forward to a mid-morning snack. They must be elsewhere. I guess I'll check back later. GASP!

Garfield on 21st December 1981
21st December 1981

I'm the kind of person who must see something to believe it. Yup, Newton was right.

Garfield on 22nd December 1981
22nd December 1981

Oh no! Pooky! Where's your eye? Don't worry, old buddy. I'll get you fixed up. There's nothing more pathetic than a teddy bear with no depth perception.

Garfield on 23rd December 1981
23rd December 1981

What would you like for Christmas, Garfield? World peace. Seriously though. How about another button for Pooky here?

Garfield on 24th December 1981
24th December 1981

And here's something for jolly old Saint Nick. Ho ho ho.

Garfield on 25th December 1981
25th December 1981

Christmas spirit... It's not the giving. It's not the receiving. It's the loving. Merry Christmas.

Garfield on 26th December 1981
26th December 1981

What a nice Christmas. I got an eye for my teddy bear, sand for my sandbox, and a new blanket. This is what happiness is all about... Security.

Garfield on 27th December 1981
27th December 1981

Jon's mother certainly knows how to humiliate a guy. This unraveled thread should be my ticket out of this sweater. FREE! I'm FREE! click click click Aw, mom.

Garfield on 28th December 1981
28th December 1981

I wonder what today is? I'm putting you on a diet today, Garfield. Hellooo, Monday.

Garfield on 29th December 1981
29th December 1981

Garfield! You can't eat that candy. It's too fattening. How many calories can it have for 59 cents?

Garfield on 30th December 1981
30th December 1981

I've discovered the secret to dieting with no discomfort. Don't move a muscle. Eat no calories, burn no calories.

Garfield on 31st December 1981
31st December 1981

Congratulations, Jon. Your cat has just made dieting medical history. How so? He's suffering from sugar withdrawal... And grease withdrawal, and starch withdrawal... And withdrawal withdrawal...

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