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Garfield on 1st August 1981
1st August 1981

Do you know what this country needs? More dog pounds. Anti-dog mines around fire hydrants! Dog hunting season! Dog traps! Relax, Garfield. You're going to burst something. Why, millions could be saved on carpet cleaning bills alone.

Garfield on 2nd August 1981
2nd August 1981

* Garfield, lasagna! I waxed the table today. When my bones knit, you are a dead man.

Garfield on 3rd August 1981
3rd August 1981

You know it's Monday when you find sharks circling in your water bowl.

Garfield on 4th August 1981
4th August 1981

I'm in the mood for a good fight, but I am personally opposed to senseless violence. PUNT! That's for not being a cat.

Garfield on 5th August 1981
5th August 1981

Hey look, Garfield. This is my impression of a bowling ball. SHOOP! That was my impression of a vacuum cleaner.

Garfield on 6th August 1981
6th August 1981

I feel like getting into a big fight today. Now I feel like holing up somewhere to whimper for a while.

Garfield on 7th August 1981
7th August 1981

What do you want to do tonight, Garfield? Do you want to go jogging? Go to a movie? Play miniature golf. Or would you rather go eat? Natch.

Garfield on 8th August 1981
8th August 1981

Do you take your cat everywhere? Yes, we do everything together, my dear. Except make passes at ugly waitresses.

Garfield on 9th August 1981
9th August 1981

Here it comes, folks. Tah-dah! Lasagna anyone? I'll pass. Nope. I'm on a diet. I think I'll wait for dessert. I just ate.

Garfield on 10th August 1981
10th August 1981

I wonder where I should go on vacation. Maybe France or Spain... Or Mexico.

Garfield on 11th August 1981
11th August 1981

Garfield, I've decided to take a vacation. Great! When do we leave? I don't think you understand. I said "I", not "we". Say you're just kidding. I think you understand.

Garfield on 12th August 1981
12th August 1981

I can't believe Jon's not taking me on vacation. Cats need vacations too. All this eating and sleeping can wear a guy down.

Garfield on 13th August 1981
13th August 1981

Aunt Gussie, would you take care of my cat while I'm gone on vacation? ...terrific! You know aunt Gussie, Garfield. She's a sweet old lady. How can you say that about someone who used to double date with Lizzie Borden?

Garfield on 14th August 1981
14th August 1981

Garfield, meet aunt Gussie. I'm tickled pink to meet you. And you can color me unimpressed.

Garfield on 15th August 1981
15th August 1981

While I'm gone take good care of Garfield. And keep a close eye on him. He gets a lot of mischief. Have fun, Garfield. Garfield?

Garfield on 16th August 1981
16th August 1981

pat pat pat POOMP! I would have had to eat him to save face.

Garfield on 17th August 1981
17th August 1981

Stowing away in Jon's suitcase is thirsty work. GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK Even after shave lotion tastes good if you're dry enough.

Garfield on 18th August 1981
18th August 1981

Look out, sunny beaches. Here comes Don Juan. And his sidekick, Lawrence of Boxer Shorts.

Garfield on 19th August 1981
19th August 1981

I can't believe you stowed away in my suitcase, Garfield. I'll bet you don't even know where we are. A tourist trap would be a safe assumption.

Garfield on 20th August 1981
20th August 1981

That's the trouble with vacation spots. This hamburger is terrible! What do you expect for a lousy $23,50?

Garfield on 21st August 1981
21st August 1981

This is the life, Garfield. You know you're on vacation when you see women in bikinis, hibiscus blossoms in the pool... And la cucarachas in the sock drawer.

Garfield on 22nd August 1981
22nd August 1981

Pardon me...I believe I dropped my nobel peace prize around here somewhere. Beat it, crap. -

Garfield on 23rd August 1981
23rd August 1981

Hey, Garfield, guess what? The dog next door is being given a birthday party today. This brick should make a spiffy gift. BONK! YIP! YIP! Happy birthday, dog. Hello, doctor? Do you think you could surgically remove my cat from adog?

Garfield on 24th August 1981
24th August 1981

Hey, Garfield. It says here they are holding auditions for a cat food commercial. Would you be interested? Have my agent give the script a look-see.

Garfield on 25th August 1981
25th August 1981

To win the cat food commercial audition you'll have to be a convincing eater. Can you handle that? Are you kidding? When it comes to eating, I'm a genius.

Garfield on 26th August 1981
26th August 1981

Imagine me doing a cat food commercial. Next there'll be the movie offers, the screaming fans, the limousines... Belly, you and I are going places.

Garfield on 27th August 1981
27th August 1981

Is this where my cat auditions for the cat food commercial? Yeh. Hey, Larry. Break out the wide-angle lens. If I don't get the part, the director is going to be sporting those shades up his right nostril.

Garfield on 28th August 1981
28th August 1981

Okay, food commercial audition take one, action! That stuff looks awful. CUT! You're supposed to eat it, cat. What's my motivation`

Garfield on 29th August 1981
29th August 1981

Okay, cat food commercial audition take two, action! Yuk! Mmph grp bruf What's the director saying, Garfield? Loosely translated, I don't fit the part.

Garfield on 30th August 1981
30th August 1981

Good morning, Garfield. SLUP * Good morning *

Garfield on 31st August 1981
31st August 1981

Well, if it isn't Nermal, the Shirley Temple of the feline set. How's it going, Nermal? Oh, about the same. I'm overadored as usual. -

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